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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted August 04, 2008 05:00 PM |
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Edited by Asheera at 20:16, 21 Sep 2008.
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Zeroes of Fight and Tragic
Ubisoft announced a new game that it's similar to HoMM 5 but, as they say, "MUCH BETTER".
For now they only released the town names and the creatures (along with their description!) of each town.
NOTE: I do not want to offend anyone, this is just for fun!
Please don't be offended by what I say about you, and please don't feel offended if you're a low-level creature!
And if you're not on the list, sorry but it's because of several possibilities:
1) I can't classify you in one of the factions (sub-forums)
2) I forgot about you at the moment
3) All spots in the respective factions have been occupied by others
I hope you understand if you're not on the list that it's nothing personal
The Tournament of Dishonor
Tier 1: sq79
The creature who suicides often at neutrals, sq79 also whines like no other creature. His whinning is so strong that the overpowered enemies are ashamed of themselves (when sq79 whines about them) and reduce their stats so much that they become underpowered.
Tier 2: samiekl
A natural stalker abuser, samiekl has a great sense of sarcasm as well. He can literally own everyone with his Stalker theories, and when someone starts to contradict him, he uses his sarcasm to ridiculize that someone. Thus, he can reduce a target's speed to 1 (confuse him with his Stalker theories), and if the target is a very intelligent creature that contradicts him, then he uses his sarcasm to reduce his initiative along with his speed to 1. So, it's worse if you're intelligent when fighting samiekl
Tier 3: Kispagat
Kispagat doesn't have any interesting special abilities, but his stats (apart from his Initiative which is low, since his turns take ages) are extremely high to compensate for that. A great support creature to balance this town.
Tier 4: Elit
Also called the "master noob" by samiekl, Elit's turns are so long that you can read the entire LotR trilogy when waiting for his turn. Elit managed to use this power to slow the enemies considerably, reducing their Initiative by 90%... just when you thought things couldn't get more IMBA for this town.
Tier 5: Strider
Strider likes cheap tricks in order to win. His abilities are more on the side of tricking his opponents, reducing their defenses when he's attacking and reducing their offense when they attack him. Doesn't like sq79 too much, so be careful not to place them near each other as they will fight among themselves!
Tier 6: Fiur
Fiur is a very versatile creature. From map-making, to modding creatures, and then to playing in the Tournament, Fiur has a lot of useful abilities, including modifiyng the map obstacles (map-making), exchanging a creature with another (modding creatures) and increasing his stats considerably (playing in ToH). All of these effects last 2.5 turns.
Tier 7: Elvin
The most overpowered creature in this game by far, Elvin manages to devastate entire armies with his bow. And people call him OVERRATED, huh?
The Temple:
Tier 1: espen
Pretty much a noob that creates short sentences, and very rarely long ones (which are somehow hard to understand). espen is the basic infantry of the Temple, and doesn't have much abilities apart from the fact that at every post, he has a chance of 1% to make a long post and completely confuse the enemy (casts Confusion at Advanced Mastery)
Tier 2: Galev
A noob both a heroes and at technical stuff (such as patching), Galev sometimes can make a very funny joke that can make the enemy army laugh out loud, resulting in completely lowering their defenses. Being also cheap to produce, Galev is a very useful creature both at creeping and when fighting the enemy hero.
Tier 3: PhoenixReborn
A fan of Heroes of Might and Magic, PhoenixReborn doesn't have any abilities at all, but his great experience of the Heroes games led to an increase of his stats above the normal tier 3 creatures.
Tier 4: Atheist
Now this is a tricky one. Pretty much sucks at math since he's one of the very few that say the Arcane Archers are not overpowered, and that's why everything overpowered turns underpowered when he's present on the battlefield. He has a special ability that the more overpowered you are, the more weakened you become. Excellent when fighting Arcane Archers, for example.
Tier 5: Zamfir
Much like Phoenix, but this one is a die-hard fan of Heroes of Might and Magic. He has no special abilities, but his stats are huge compared to other tier 5 creatures.
Tier 6: ChaosDragon
Knows his stuff about Heroes 5 and the creeping. ChaosDragon has quite powerful stats, supported by his Faction Tactics ability. When the enemy faces him, they become 20% more idiotic since ChaosDragon shows them their awfully wrong tactics!
Tier 7: Doomforge
Doomforge pwns everyone with his Martial Arts, he's so experienced that he gains No Enemy Retaliation and he retaliates before any enemy strikes at him. However, as he claims, he doesn't know how to handle multiple enemies at once, so when the enemies are strongly tied (adjacent) he loses some of his abilities
The Altar:
Tier 1: Jiriki
A newcomer to the wonderful world of the Altar of Wishes, Jiriki has no special abilities, but his spirit for competitions allows him to "extract" the positive effects on the target and give them to him (sabotages entries of the other competitors)
Tier 2: Xerox
A very overpowered creature. Xerox has mediocre stats, but once per battle he can call the power of World of Warcraft at his side, increasing his stats so much that he'll be comparable to a Tier 5 creature! This effect lasts only for 2 turns, though.
Tier 3: Adrius
Adrius is a very powerful creature. He has a very nasty ability named "Divide et impera" which allows him to make critical hits (luck rolls) much more often because he finds faster the weak spots of the enemy with this ability.
Tier 4: Sith
Sith and his brilliant mind increase the tactical usage of the creatures (you gain the effect of Tactics when Sith is on the battlefield). However, the fact that he couldn't finish the Forum RPG Contest in time suggests that his Initiative is pretty low.
Tier 5: Daystar
Daystar is GenieLord's pussy, and his spirit for competitions suggests a very high Initiative on his part. Moreover, all allies gain a boost on Initiative when Daystar is present on the battlefield.
Tier 6: GenieLord
GenieLord, the one that wanted to live HC for good. His merely presence on the battlefield simply decrease the enemy's Morale (because they get sad) because he wanted to live HC.
Tier 7: Alc
Alcibiades and his Hammer of Faith are the number one enemy of spammers. His hammer deals FIVE times more damage to spammers, as if his stats were not already high enough. Clearly he is so overpowered (especially against spammers) that he's almost as good as the overpowered Elvin with his Force Arrow ability!
Modders Workshop:
Tier 1: Fauch
Fauch is the basic modder and the backbone of the army. Although not very skilled, he's the most versatile of the modders and can be great in any situation, but not exceptional.
Tier 2: SimonaK
With his RTMG ability, SimonaK can shape the battlefield's obstacles at his will, but this is done randomly. A defensive creature, with some nice tricks that come in handy. However, he decreases Radar's Morale by -3 because he stole Radar's NCF creatures and modified them without his will.
Tier 3: Warmonger
Warmonger is the number 1 tester of the Mods, and thus he has the ability to "test the terrain" and see invisible stuff (such as Fire Traps, Invisible Creatures like the Stalker and Shadow Mistress, etc). Very handy.
Tier 4: Kronos
Kronos is the proud creator of ToK and he can channel the powers of ToK once per battle to strike at his enemies. The fact that he can kill ANY stack instantly once per battle makes him one of the most IMBA creatures in the game.
Tier 5: Radar
Radar, because he created so many NCF creatures, has the power to summon them. His strength lies in the summoning powers, but as a walking pile of molten rock, he's also very tough to defeat. However, he decreases SimonaK's Morale by -3 because he didn't want to use his creatures in the RTMG.
Tier 6: Cepheus
Apart from being a Blue Flying Chicken, Cepheus is also a great lore keeper and is happy to share his knowledge with the others. That's why, once per battle, he can increase the nearby allies' mana by 50%.
Tier 7: Vokial
Although sometimes poor at English, Vokial's power lies in his power to call his daddy to the battlefield, whose powers can make even Elvin look like a little joke. However, Vlaad lasts for only one turn, but often it's enough to devastate the enemy.
The Tavern:
Tier 1: emilsn
emilsn is weak in stats, but this is more than compensated by the ability that lets him become the "dark danish guy". When he uses it, his stats increase tremendously and he gains Deadly Strike (the ability of the Death Knights). Not bad for a tier 1 creature, huh?
Tier 2: William
William can use his special talent at electronic music to make the enemies let their guard off, by making them listen to electronic music. However, not all creatures like electronic music and thus some are immune to any of William's effects.
Tier 3: Lexxan
The disnofreak himself, Lexxan, like William, can make the enemies lose their defenses completely when he sings a Disney Song. But, like in William's case, some creatures who don't like these kind of songs are immune and are not affected.
Tier 4: Geny
The "problem child" as some call him, and that's because he can't be controled on the battlefield! He goes all by himself, often ruining your strategy! However, he also has important abilities, like increasing your army's Morale and Luck by giving Peanuts.
Tier 5: TNT
One of the most SELFISH creatures, TNT can't be controled as well. He is the polar opposite of Geny, and can ruin the enemy army's Morale and Luck by throwing Sour Ram Testicles.
Tier 6: Baklava
Baklava is nothing more than a type of food, and because of this he can't attack. The only usefulness of this creature is to use other creatures to eat him, giving them powerful magic abilities and increasing their stats. Still, the fact that you lose a tier 6 sometimes hurts...
Tier 7: Asheera
Asheera is one very nasty enemy to have. She can ASCIIficate anyone on the battlefield, turning them into almost useless ASCII text images, which deal only 0.1% of the original damage and die like flies. ASCIIfication is permanent and can be removed only by Cleansing.
The Volcanic Wastelands:
Tier 1: Drako_the_noob
Also knows as KD, this SPAMMER is not only a fan of black metal, but can also play the guitar. On the battlefield, he can use his guitar to sign a black metal song, and the enemy will have their Luck decreased by -2, while your troops gain +2 Morale from KD's songs. KD apparently also is a whiner (he doesn't like to be a tier 1) and this makes the enemy sometimes laugh at him, letting their guard off (defense reduction to 0)
Tier 2: Trogdor
The Bad-Mannered status is unique to this SPAMMER, and any foe that tries to attack Trogdor will find out about this. When someone attacks him, Trogdor simply starts swearing at the attacker to distract his attention, and then Trogdor strikes. It is the same as having the Preparation ability, only that Trogdor doesn't have to defend to retaliate before attacks.
Tier 3: Carcity
Carcity is the most annoying SPAMMER in history. He uses his SPAMMING powers to make other people confused so they don't know what to do. They become so confused that they run around hitting themselves. Carcity can also Explode once a battle, letting out all his SPAMMING powers and kill all creatures standing around him (including friendly ones) But this also kills all creatures in this stack except 1 (There must be more than 100 creatures in the stack to be able to do this)
Tier 4: Eugen
Eugen "The Nightmare" is one hell of a SPAMMER. His unique SPAMMING ideas (like the "My Color Is..." sigs) suggest his true versatility and tactics. His mere presence on the battlefield increases your troops' tactics (actually increasing their speed and initiative by +1)
Tier 5: Darkshadow
The Leader of the Revolution, Darkshadow is one of those Masterminds behind the scenes. His stats are relatively poor, but he has the power to summon an ICBM which can exterminate everything on the battlefield, including your creatures. This should be used only when you're sure you lose the battle.
Tier 6: MightyMage
MightyMage's insanity is beyond any imagination. He can make use of a lot of insane things, including the sacrifice of a friendly stack to summon his sandwich. However, he has to eat the sandwich in order to make use of the powers it has, and this takes another turn. However, after eating the sandwich, his stats boost tremendously and he can kill entire armies all by himself. The effect lasts only 3 turns though.
Tier 7: Pandora
The only creature in this town that is not a SPAMMER, Pan has the responsibility to keep order in this town, preventing a total chaos that would otherwise become in this SPAMMING place. Although her stats are not very great in comparison with other Tier 7s, she is a must-have on the battlefield with this town, because otherwise the SPAMMERS get out of control and sometimes even fight each other or ally with the enemy!
The Other Side of the Monitor:
Tier 1: Minion
He's the basic infantry of the OSM faction, and an excellent support creature. Minion has a nice balance of stats (not one high when another weak) and not many abilities, but he's useful nonetheless.
Tier 2: Moonlith
The Anti-Human creature, Moonlith thinks all humans are evil. He has such hatred against them that his attacks deal thrice damage to the enemy if it is a human. Try to keep him far away from VF, since they don't like each other and WILL fight with one another if they happen to be adjacent.
Tier 3: Corribus
The great scientist, Corribus has control of the chemical elements, and he can convert some type of matter to another. He can use his awesome powers to change the battlefield and the obstacles on it, as well as destroying the enemy's weapons (this works only on creatures that wield weapons and it lowers their damage considerably)
Tier 4: TitaniumAlloy
TA was one of the greatest debaters on HC, and this led to his excellent debating abilities, which can simply "stun" the enemy completely and reduce their ATB value to 0. He also gave up on believing in God, which allows to "annoy" the enemy deity so much that the enemy priests will lose their spells completely (this doesn't work on factions without a deity)
Tier 5: Violent_Flower
She's very arrogant when someone is "attacking" her, and this provides her with the ability to lower the enemy's Morale by -4 every time an attack is made against her. This lasts for 2 turns and is not cumulative, only refreshed if a creature with lowered Morale by VF is attacking her again.
Tier 6: mvassilev
This creature is truly to be afraid of. His SIRIOUSness is extremely high, matched only by TheDeath himself. Mvass' main power lies in his ability to quote other creatures like a Machine Gun, confusing them beyond limits (because of this, mvass casts Expert Confusion on his attacks)
Tier 7: TheDeath
Even more SIRIOUS than mvass, TheDeath is simply a terrific opponent. His mere presence on the battlefield lowers the enemy's Morale by -5, and while attacking with his SIRIOUS tactics, the enemy's Luck is decreased by -5 as well. Not to mention that he also has an activated ability which works only once per battle. When used, depending on the target's SIRIOUSness, TheDeath can use his sophisticated arguments to convince the target to change sides!
The Bards Glade Pyre:
Tier 1: Keksimaton
Keksimaton is pretty much new to the world of RPing, and as such he doesn't have many interesting abilities. However, his stats are higher than most tier 1 creatures, which make him useful in most cases.
Tier 2: Winterfate
Winterfate is the true Ice-lover, and he has the best Ice Spells in the game. He can also bring Winter anytime he wants to on the battlefield, along with a deadly avalanche. Warning: the avalanche can kill your own creatures as well.
Tier 3: AlkarRahn
A fan of the Pale Master, Alkar Rahn has great powers in Necromancy. He can not only raise own troops as undead, but can also morph an enemy stack into skeletons or ghosts (depending on the nature of the enemy stack) as well. This is restricted to only once per battle though.
Tier 4: Ceres
Ceres is a fan of D&D and a great wizard, thus she has a lot of spells at her arsenal. From Cantrips to Level 9 spells, Ceres is one of the most versatile casters in this game, having A LOT of spells in the spellbook.
Tier 5: Dagoth
Dagoth is a huge fan of Richard, and because of this he managed to get Richard's special powers. Dagoth thus became a Warlock and he has very powerful Destructive spells that no enemy would want to face. In addition, he can summon Richard on the battlefield, who casts Armageddon with Spellpower 20 and Expert Mastery - pretty useful when you're losing the battle.
Tier 6: Omega
The nasty lawyer himself, he can make the untruth become truth with his sophisticated arguments that only lawyers can dream to achieve. Because of this, he can "convince" the enemy that the battle is not true and that by killing themselves they will actually "wake up" from a nightmare. When it works, the target enemy stack follows Omega's advice and kills itself.
Tier 7: Mytical
Mytical is a great RPer and has great ideas about contests most of the time, which means that he actually has a very high initiative (around 20). Complemented by No Enemy Retaliation, Mytical strikes the enemy a lot of times before they get a chance to act. A great creature to have on the battlefield, but not as overpowered as Elvin.
Neutral
Berny-Mac
The Berny-Mac is a very versatile creature that is recruitable in every faction. It helps in both combat and adventuring.
Combat
Normal attack: Inflicts 150% damage of elemental damage (which is of course opposite element of target's element). The inflicted damage can either regenerate self or neighbouring ally.
Special ability: Once per battle, it can cast special ability on a friendly troop, granting it immunity to poison, blind or mind magic for 3 turns and +1 morale for 6 turns.
Adventuring
Once per week, Berny-Mac can do either of the following:-
(i) reduce adventure map location spending (such as buying artifact from artifact merchant, changing week at astrologer's tower) by 15-25%
(ii) doubles the buffs gained from visiting adventure map locations (such as +2 to attack at mercenary camp, +4 to defence at arena, +2 spellpower at school of magic)
WarLore
Warlore is rarely seen in Ashan these days, while in the past he was a common face. He is mainly peaceful, but if something annoying comes in his way, he gets mad and makes the aggressor pay, if he can of course. He has helped people in his journey to make devils cry, but in the dark times, he converted and joined the demonic hordes.
Adventure Map Objects
The Artifact Merchant: broadstrong
broadstrong is a fine Artifact Craftsman, and probably appreciates these items more than anybody else. His artifacts are of very high quality, and even though he sells them for a high amount of gold, people still buy from him precisely because of how great and flawless he manages to craft them.
Owner of the Astrologer's Tower: Shadowcaster
One of the weirdest mages in Ashan, Shadowcaster has the ability to modify the current week's effect! Many non-superstitious people think that the whole week thing is a joke, until they meet Shadowcaster, that is...
Owner of Library of Enlightenment: Angelito
Angelito is the owner of a huge library full of interesting books about magic and spells. He is a very learned person, and likes to share his knowledge about magical powers with any hero who is worthy of this enlightenment.
Memory Mentor Mage: Oscarius
Oscarius was always called a Noob in his youth, due to his nature of forgetting important things easily. However, as time passed by and he grew older, he started to control this, and although he is old now, he has the power to make others forget things that otherwise they couldn't, but at the same time allowing them to learn something new without any kind of effort.
School of Magic Mage: Kookastar
Kooka was Angelito's appretince, but later she decided to open her own Magic School. She isn't as learned as Angelito, but still has interesting knowledge to share with any hero who wants to expertise more in the arts of magic.
Arcane Library Owner: Doomnezeu
Doomnezeu was Angelito's assistant. However, he always wanted to start his own business, even though he had nothing to sell. So he stole all Angelito's books about high level and powerful spells () and fled somewhere far away. Now he'd like to sell the spells to any Hero who comes by, but not for Gold; he needs special resources for his experiments...
Arena Gladiator: Guarder
Guarder is a master Gladiator that has been practicing martial arts for all his years. He decided to help out any hero worthy of his teachings, and train him or her either in the Offensive tactics or the Defensive ones.
War Academy Trainer: MarcusX
MarcusX is an old friend of Guarder. Although he is not as experienced as Guarder, he can still teach valuable offensive or defensive skills to any hero that wishes to improve his battle skills.
Owner of the Thieves' Den: Mamga
Mamga is a sneaky one. He likes to spy others, but is too much a coward to take any action himself. Because of this, he decided to use his spying abilities and share "special" information with any hero who wants, for the right price of course...
Mercenary Camp Fighters: Razor and Joonas
Razor and Joonas are two rival mercenary fighters, known for their excellent offensive skills. While Joonas leads the Human Mercenaries, Razor has the more sinister Demons on his side. Every hero who needs more offensive skills should pay one of them a visit, for a great lesson in the art of attacking, but don't ever talk about the other when visiting one of them, since you'll get attacked for sure
Cartographer on Land: Spectrum
Cartographer on Sea: Ximinez
Spectrum and Ximinez were best friends, until they both started making maps and became cartographers. Their selfish nature prevented them from sharing the profit, and they made a deal: one of them would sell only maps on land and the other only on sea.
Faerie Ring Pixie: Fofa
Fofa is known to bring luck to any visitor. Her special aura improves your luck overall, and many heroes are known to have escaped from certain death after visiting Fofa. But luck is just that... luck... don't expect to be invincible after visiting Fofa's Ring.
Garden of the Wee Folk Leprechaun: isabelyes
Being a Leprechaun, Isabelyes can create Gold and Gems from thin air. He is also nice, as he likes to share a part of his "creations" with any hero who comes by. His powers are limited and the creation of precious materials takes time, so no more than once per week can he help a hero.
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eugen_cosmarul
Famous Hero
hey
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posted August 04, 2008 05:09 PM |
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1. Tier 2? 
I hate you
I hate you
Now is ok. 
2. I don't see you in the OSM. 
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Daystar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Back from the Dead
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posted August 04, 2008 05:26 PM |
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This is awesome! I love being a Tier 5!
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How exactly is luck a skill?
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted August 04, 2008 06:16 PM |
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Love you Ashie
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 04, 2008 06:33 PM |
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted August 04, 2008 07:04 PM |
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Glad you guys like it
Quote:
2. I don't see you in the OSM.
Although I sometimes debate in the OSM, my favorite sub-forum is the Tavern
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espen15
Famous Hero
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posted August 04, 2008 07:21 PM |
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 I would rather be out of list, than to be tier 1, and for me this is no fun.
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted August 04, 2008 07:24 PM |
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Quote:
I would rather be out of list, than to be tier 1, and for me this is no fun.
*yawn*
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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TheDeath
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
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posted August 04, 2008 07:32 PM |
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LOL I love this 
Great initiative 
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted August 04, 2008 08:03 PM |
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Heh, among the better laughs I've had in a while
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Darkshadow
Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
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posted August 04, 2008 08:09 PM |
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Oh no!My secret superweapon is discovered!
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted August 04, 2008 08:13 PM |
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Edited by Elvin at 20:15, 04 Aug 2008.
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That was indeed great, I needed the laugh A few comments:
Hey Doomforge and samiekl are out! I guess they don't post much lately. And Zamfir tier 5?
Vokial and his daddy rock Nuff said.
Good job with Geny and TnT, as for baklava I'll just say that he has good taste Read the HC soap opera?
As for MM's sandwich you cannot imagine the horror, once he gave me some  I think he had it in his pocked for too long.
Pandora is not a spammer..? HAHAHA
Come on Moonlith is not so bad, he's just slightly blunt
And Omega does not wish us ill, how else would he exploit us?
Espen sucks, lighten up man!
And enough with my being overpowered already, the arcanes are not even my favourite unit
Good job Asheera.
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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xerox
Promising
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 04, 2008 08:19 PM |
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/cry im tier 2 
But I got a perfect description that suited me lol.
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Over himself, over his own
body and
mind, the individual is
sovereign.
- John Stuart Mill
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted August 04, 2008 08:23 PM |
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@espen: so you say that Assassins, Skeletons, Imps, etc are useless and not "cool" at all
And just to raise your morale, tier 1 creatures are the most important in early game creeping
@Elvin: a few comments:
Zamfir - well, I never said he's a great player, but at least he is a true fan of HoMM and plays almost only HoMM series
Baklava - It just came to my mind, and I thought it would be really funny to have a creature that does not attack. Nothing regarding his personality
Pandora - At least she's not such a spammer as the others in that town
Moonlith - I know he's not bad (in fact, I agree with him most of the time), I just had to make it as funny as possible and sometimes this requires exaggerations
Omega - What did I say wrong about him? Actually, what I said doesn't have to do with his personality at HC, I just used some jokes about lawyers Wishing us ill? We are on his team! The enemy should be afraid (when you read a faction, consider you're on that team)
And about you - sorry, couldn't resist
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted August 04, 2008 08:25 PM |
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Edited by Adrius at 20:25, 04 Aug 2008.
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What??!!! NOOOO! Now Aheera's got 3 qps too!!
First Lex, now you... I was supposed to be first!! (Not that you didn't deserve it... )
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted August 04, 2008 08:26 PM |
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Promising I see, nice. Let's what else we can expect from you in the future
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted August 04, 2008 08:28 PM |
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Asheera Speciality Song
Song From Zero to Hero
Original From Zeor to Hero from Hercules
Sung by: The Modmaidens, Pandora and Kookastar
Backstory: Asheera's story
Lyrics:
-Pandora and Kookastar-
Bless my soul
Ash was on a roll
She is number one in every QP getting poll
What a pro
Ash could stop a show
She knocks ev’ry tosser immed’atly KO
She was a no one
A zero, zero
Now she's a Hero
She's a hero
Here was a kid with her act down pat
From zero to hero in no time flat
Zero to hero just like that (snaps)
-Kookastar-
When she smiled
The mods went wild and
felt tiny
couldn’t resist to
give a shiny
(It’s aQP!)
-Pandora and Kookastar-
From Threading fees and big QPs
Our Ash had Posts to burn
Now promising and famous
She could tell you
that you hve much to learn
-Pandora-
Say amen
There she goes again
Sweet and undefeated
And an awesome 10 for 10
Folks, lined up
Just to watch her post
lurking in the Shadows
As ellusive as a ghost
-Kookastar and Pandora-
Ashie, she comes
Mods hearts she conquers
Honey, the crowds were
Going bonkers
She owned the spammers each round
From zero to hero and a large post count
Zero to hero that’s the sound
-Pandora-
Who put the Ash in Ashassination?
Asheera!
-Kookastar-
Whose daring deeds are great motivation?
Asheera
-Pandora-
Isn't she bold?
No one better
-Kookastar-
Ev’ryone wants
An Ashie Sweater
-Pandora and Kookastar-
Asheera, Asheera
Bless my soul
Ash was on a roll
Undefeated
Best Pen Pal
And the nicest gal
Not conceited
She was a Zero
A zero, zero
Now he's a Hero
She's a hero
She gets QPs at breakneck speed
From zero to hero
Ash is a hero
Now she's a hero
Yes indeed
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted August 04, 2008 08:28 PM |
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Edited by Asheera at 20:30, 04 Aug 2008.
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Promising
I won't have to look at the date of my posts to see when my next post becomes available (because of the 20 post-limit)
EDIT: Thanks Lex for the song
Wow, you were so fast to make it
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted August 04, 2008 08:30 PM |
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What??!!! NOOOO! Now Aheera's got 3 qps too!!
First Lex, now you... I was supposed to be first!! (Not that you didn't deserve it... )
Oh cruel...
@ Asheera: feels free, eh?
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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espen15
Famous Hero
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posted August 04, 2008 08:30 PM |
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@espen: so you say that Assassins, Skeletons, Imps, etc are useless and not "cool" at all
And just to raise your morale, tier 1 creatures are the most important in early game creeping
@Elvin: a few comments:
Zamfir - well, I never said he's a great player, but at least he is a true fan of HoMM and plays almost only HoMM series
Baklava - It just came to my mind, and I thought it would be really funny to have a creature that does not attack. Nothing regarding his personality
Pandora - At least she's not such a spammer as the others in that town
Moonlith - I know he's not bad (in fact, I agree with him most of the time), I just had to make it as funny as possible and sometimes this requires exaggerations
Omega - What did I say wrong about him? Actually, what I said doesn't have to do with his personality at HC, I just used some jokes about lawyers Wishing us ill? We are on his team! The enemy should be afraid (when you read a faction, consider you're on that team)
And about you - sorry, couldn't resist
tier 1 is cannon meat
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