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lucky_dwarf
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posted December 29, 2009 12:58 AM |
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Whats your Homm5 inside joke?
What's yours?
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Apart from the Title what I am Trying to convey is that we take screenshots of things only Homm5 players will get. Then someone else can post they're own inside joke(if i am unable to post within 3 days). In my posts i will always quote the last picture i posted and give an explanation for it. Until that time others will try to guess what is so funny about the picture.
There is no score, because I have no patience for such things.
This thread is simply for lolz that no one but our members will guess.
(screenshot taken in map editor.)
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Elvin
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Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted December 29, 2009 01:04 AM |
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Dead aim 
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phoenixreborn
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Unicorn
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posted December 29, 2009 01:31 AM |
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What should I do with my right hand?
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SKPRIMUS
Promising
Supreme Hero
The One and the Prime
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posted December 29, 2009 04:06 AM |
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heh, a low level archer man is not something one typically wants to summon ...is it?...or maybe he's just bait for a more nefarious extra-planar being? {not me }
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Hope defeats despair - "a blatant clue"
too many idiots in VW
"to lose is to win, and he who wins shall lose"
bashing orcus 
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blizzardboy
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Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted December 29, 2009 05:03 AM |
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Nocking my bow with my dagger.... why didn't I think of this before?
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Berny-Mac
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Lord Vader
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posted December 30, 2009 09:50 AM |
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That the dungeon faction is really a spin-off from the Hot Topic clothing stores.
The Academy people spend too much time making golems to defend the city when more people die from falling off the Academy because of the lack of railings.
Haven peasants are fat because they are actually manufactured to become zombies.
The Stronghold faction is really a third world country.
Wood Elves are primarily sexually confused and are San Francisco class hippies.
The thanes are dwarves that have gotten major plastic surgeries.
The demons love fire so much because its the only way they can cross the fire lake into their own cities.
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Skyrim RP? YES!
Here it is!
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Elvin
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Endless Revival
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posted December 30, 2009 11:11 AM |
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I was actually wondering what the thread was about, the masterpost is a bit vague.
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lucky_dwarf
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posted December 30, 2009 05:18 PM |
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Quote:
Apart from the Title what I am Trying to convey is that we take screenshots of things only Homm5 players will get. Then someone else can post they're own inside joke(if i am unable to post within 3 days). In my posts i will always quote the last picture i posted and give an explanation for it. Until that time others will try to guess what is so funny about the picture.
There is no score, because I have no patience for such things.
This thread is simply for lolz that no one but our members will guess.
Explanation for the picture above:
What you see here is an archer. The Archer belongs to the Haven faction, a faction comprising 5/7 of human units. On a regular map, the archer would have a different halo. The halo underneath him is in fact the halo for undead units. And since he is clearly not undead, it is ironic that his halo says he is undead.
Inside Joke 2
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DagothGares
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Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted December 30, 2009 05:49 PM |
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you can't get in without the key and to have the key you need to get in first.
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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Wolfsburg
Promising
Known Hero
... the Vampire Doc
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posted December 30, 2009 11:47 PM |
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Picture 1 - At least HERE they got TWO BOOTS!
Picture 2 - A lonely skeleton covered in spider webs is found sitting on a wooden stool and reclined on a rudimentary wooden table. A thick layer of dust covers up his table completely and his once proud robe is now reduced to shreds. A thick hardcover book lies open in front of him, and surprisingly it seems completely blank. The once beautiful crimson cover, now pale from the dust of the ages says:
VISITORS BOOK FROM THE KEY MASTER
On a more close examination you discover that only the very last page has something written on it. With very small and shaky caligraphy there is a single sentence to be recognized.
burn in hell, map makerrrrr....
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SKPRIMUS
Promising
Supreme Hero
The One and the Prime
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posted December 31, 2009 04:43 AM |
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Picture 2: actually one can fly or teleport in...
The joke from my point of view is that one has a big fortified stone castle gate that is guarding only a small flimsy cloth tent thingy...plus one can walk through the forest anyway, altho a bit slower than walking thru plains, AND you'd be under the cover of the forest shielded from the gate guards' view
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Hope defeats despair - "a blatant clue"
too many idiots in VW
"to lose is to win, and he who wins shall lose"
bashing orcus
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted December 31, 2009 07:13 AM |
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The hero of the Inferno army, ravager of all that is good and conqueror of cities, approaches the gatehouse. The gatekeeper says, "You're not allowed through unless you visit the red tent."
"Awwww," the Inferno hero, with his massive army and catapult, laments. Sulking and pouting, the general slumps away, defeated.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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phoenixreborn
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Unicorn
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posted December 31, 2009 07:37 AM |
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Here's the tent where Pandora receives her visitors but it seems only a few worshippers have the (red) key. Early signs point to the alleged Geny as being one such worshipper and Elvin is known to have dipped his fingers into many wisdoms.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted December 31, 2009 08:36 AM |
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Heresy! Pendora would never stay in a red tent.
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Fauch
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posted December 31, 2009 06:22 PM |
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Tent master : how did you get in?? there was no way you could go past my garrison!!
Hero : Well, I went through the forest...
Tent Master : how the hell can you walk through trees??
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lucky_dwarf
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Visiting
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posted January 01, 2010 06:28 PM |
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Quote:
Quote:
you can't get in without the key and to have the key you need to get in first.
Bulls eye
Quote:
The hero of the Inferno army, ravager of all that is good and conqueror of cities, approaches the gatehouse. The gatekeeper says, "You're not allowed through unless you visit the red tent."
"Awwww," the Inferno hero, with his massive army and catapult, laments. Sulking and pouting, the general slumps away, defeated.
Signature worthy
Yes, the Border Guard only allows those with the key inside, but in this case the only way to get the key is through the place where you need the key to get in.
Moving on.
Inside Joke 3
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted January 01, 2010 07:09 PM |
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Given enough time the pumpkin will grow into the PUMPKIN OF DESTINY! The grail is the best fertilizer ever, what else to do with it if you don't own a town anyway.
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phoenixreborn
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Unicorn
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posted January 01, 2010 07:15 PM |
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Missing his chance at great fortune peasant tumbled off the edge of the map and went down to Sheogh.
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Fauch
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 01, 2010 11:04 PM |
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Edited by Fauch at 23:05, 01 Jan 2010.
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it's haloween!
undeads want candies 
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