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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted September 15, 2008 12:54 PM |
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Hehe, this will be a good read when mytical finishes with it. I'm looking forward to it. 
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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Asheera
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Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted September 15, 2008 02:49 PM |
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Looking forward to it
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Mytical
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Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted September 16, 2008 01:07 PM |
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Got distracted, ran out of time for now with this. Honest, will post first thing when I get a chance tonight!
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Mytical
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Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted September 17, 2008 09:18 AM |
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Edited by Mytical at 10:10, 17 Sep 2008.
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Laaadddies and Gentlemen tonight is a special match. Tonight we have a three way death match. It will be between Aculias, Antipaladin, and Vangelis match. The last one alive wins.
Round 1 - Vang starts fast and furious, attacking both the other competitors right before the bell rings. No rules in this one, it is going to get nasty. Anti recovers and knocks Vang out of the ring and then starts pounding on Acu. Acu brings out his secret weapon..a long confusing post. He shoves it through Anti, who parishes.
Round 2- Vang and Aculias are going toe to toe. Both are delivering powerful blows to the other. Neither side is gaining the advantage. A...horse and buggy have entered the ring. It is caring a large quantity of alcoholic beverages. Acu stops fighting and begins drinking. He is getting stronger and more confusing. Oh no he is singing Karoke! The horror. Blood is coming out of Vang's ears and he is helpless. He is singing to Vang about love! He is getting closer, I think Vang's head is going to pop...yep there it goes..brain everywhere. There you have it. Aculias wins..first time I have ever heard of somebody being sung to death.
Announcer - What?! What did he say? Speak up..oh no I think everybody is deaf. Either the song was so awesome that no other sound can penetrate now, or it was so horrible our eardrums packed up and went to Fiji.
((Remember these are supposed to be humorous, not taken seriously.))
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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted September 17, 2008 09:25 AM |
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Lol, this will be great. 
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Mytical
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Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted September 17, 2008 10:20 AM |
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Updated, modified, changed, and otherwise altered. May be again before it is over.
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Geny
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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 17, 2008 10:21 AM |
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JoonasTo
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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 17, 2008 11:08 AM |
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KARAOKE? PECU? AAH! RUN! RUN!
Great! 
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted September 17, 2008 11:10 AM |
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Lol, great upgrade of what you had. old you it would be great.
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted September 17, 2008 12:31 PM |
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Heh, that was great
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted September 17, 2008 02:42 PM |
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Great one Mytical
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DagothGares
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Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted September 19, 2008 10:05 PM |
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I challenge Will for the champion's belt!
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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Mytical
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Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted September 20, 2008 12:57 PM |
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Very well, we have a challenge. DG has challenged William for the HC championship belt. Lets go to the ring to find out if William accepts or not.
William - "You want to challenge for MY belt? Hey I am a fighter, don't sing it..bring it. Come on out here and we'll settle this..Texas Bullrope style!"
There comes DG to the ring. "Texas Bullrope, Street Fight, doesn't matter to me. I'll not leave enough of you to pick up with a Swiffer. Get a ref out here!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. The only reason he has that thing is because he blindsided me and my partner abandoned me. If anybody gets a title shot, its me!" Looks like Adrius has an issue with DG getting a title shot.
William - "Guys, guys, guys. Don't fight over me, there is plenty to go around. Apparently you two are new at this, so I'll say it again..slowly. Don't sing it..that means don't talk about it..bring it...that means to actually do something about it. Are you follwing? No?"
Oooohhh both are looking like they are going to rip him apart...
"You three..hey you three. You are forgetting somebody. There is yet another Champion to consider. I prefer action to words though." looks like the lovely Asheera wants to get into the mix. She is coming down to the ring.
"Hey everybody. You are forgetting that I run this show. Four people all want a bite at the apple? Well I guess it can be a .." gulps as a hand falls on his shoulder.
"Don't get to hasty. There is only ONE person who really deserves to be HC champ. Somebody who has been here awhile, and has more experience then the lot of them combined."
"As..I was ... saying. A five way match. First pin gets ALL the gold."
Who is this mystery person? Whoever they are, they are caring a baseball bat. They are wearing a red socks uniform also. Why..it is .. it is .. Redsoxfan3.
Round 1 - It is a madhouse. We can't even call the match because there is too much going on. Everybody is after everybody. That bat that RSF3 is carrying is making a huge difference though. Looks like it will be the equalizer that wins him the match.
Round 2 - CRRRACCCK he just broke the bat over Williams head. William is OUT. Adrius and DG both try to take advantage but get in each others way. Asheera goes for the pin, just to be picked up and thrown like a sack by RSF3. He goes for the pin. CRRAACKK..DG just used part of the broken bat on Adrius. He stops RSF from getting the pin. Wait..there is another RSF, and another..they are everywhere! They have cleared the ring...RSF3 is going for the pin on Adrius. 1-2-3. Winner and new first ever HC Total Champion..RSF3!
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Asheera
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Elite Assassin
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posted September 20, 2008 02:30 PM |
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Edited by Asheera at 14:31, 20 Sep 2008.
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3 RSF's because his name is RSF3 LOL
EDIT: does that mean that there are 83 Watchers? Oh my god!
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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted September 20, 2008 02:49 PM |
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Lol, great one. Even though I lost, it was great. Good read.
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Lexxan
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Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 20, 2008 02:59 PM |
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3 RSF's because his name is RSF3 LOL
EDIT: does that mean that there are 83 Watchers? Oh my god!
Acutally there's RedsoxFan2, RedsoxFan3, RedSoxFan4 and RedSoxFan5
RedSoxFan1 never existed, apparently
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Asheera
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Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted September 20, 2008 06:52 PM |
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There's no RedSoxFan5 either
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zamfir
Promising
Supreme Hero
Allez allez allez
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posted September 20, 2008 07:08 PM |
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carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted September 20, 2008 11:30 PM |
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I challenge Zamfir in the Despute ring. The loser will have to do the winners chores for 1 year.
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Mytical
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Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted September 21, 2008 09:46 AM |
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RSF3 doesn't exists, but he does.
Sure he does
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