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Berny-Mac
Promising
Legendary Hero
Lord Vader
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posted July 29, 2010 01:19 PM |
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Oh dear...that just made my day. Yeah, that's my message to the Dwarf!
Along with this...
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Skyrim RP? YES!
Here it is!
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted July 29, 2010 01:49 PM |
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There's so much specific moves and techniques in a knife fight you'd probably be better off without the knife. 
I was thinking we could have a fishing contest. Lazing off at some stream sleeping in the sun waiting for the big one to bite. But that seems kinda hard to do in the despute ring. 
I am fine with staffs for the second round. And last one shall be hand to hand. It will be glorious!
Oh, yes, let's use carcity for damage calculations. I wanna try a tornado kick against him.
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted July 31, 2010 07:17 AM |
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I'll get to it, promise. Give me time. Inspiration has to hit, and sometimes it hits dang hard and I need a few days to recover!
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Message received.
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Carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted July 31, 2010 04:07 PM |
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If I get to use my berserk armour you guys can hit me more before I die.
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Why can't you save anybody?
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted July 31, 2010 04:19 PM |
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Die..? What kind of guys do you take us for? Besides that would spoil all the fun, we would not be able to test more beatings.
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted July 31, 2010 04:20 PM |
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted July 31, 2010 07:03 PM |
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Quote:
If I get to use my berserk armour you guys can hit me more before I die.
You still trying to steal my image?!
You have an avatar of some prepubertal nintendo DS dude who hangs with demons. GUTS EATS DEMONS FOR BREAKFAST!
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted July 31, 2010 07:34 PM |
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Be feared, Carcity knows judo, aikido, karate and other scary words.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted July 31, 2010 08:19 PM |
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Pfft. Guts kills the small fry easily. But when it comes to the real big demons, he can barely get close to them. Aidan waves a little with his hand and they do his every bidding. and his hand is on fire, and turned into a knife demon sorta thing.
And yes, I know a lot of scary words.
And I challenge Adrius to a full fight to death, each one of us in his own berserk armour.
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Why can't you save anybody?
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted July 31, 2010 08:28 PM |
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Pfft. Guts kills the small fry easily. But when it comes to the real big demons, he can barely get close to them.
Do you have any idea how silly you have sounded like now?
Btw who cares about owning some Disney cute little demons? They aren't serious in the first place.
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted July 31, 2010 08:32 PM |
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Edited by Adrius at 20:39, 31 Jul 2010.
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Your... your pain shall be legendary...
From the bones and blood of victims past I will lash together a machine, fuelled by my hatred for you this FEAR ENGINE will bore a hole through the realm dividing the living and the dead.
As it approaches, you will hear the sound of children screaming from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING but complete darkness will grow above your unfortunate head, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch but a glimpse of my radiance before you are devoured by my darkness. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch flow down my face, my dark work will begin.
I shall open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the crescendo that ENDS YOUR EXISTENCE.
Your time has come little one...
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted July 31, 2010 08:34 PM |
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ll right, yeah, fighting, I challenge keksimaton to PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE KOMBAT for continuing to defy me in xerox' book thread.
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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Carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted July 31, 2010 08:35 PM |
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Edited by Carcity at 20:42, 31 Jul 2010.
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@Elvin: 
@Adrius, thine punishment shallt be ultimate, and I shallt rip thine flesh of thee, and tear down thine spirit and body until not even the lwoly worms want to feed of thee. Fell my wrath strike down on thee.
also the loser buys the winner a kebab.
EDIT: Wait... did I just oppose the teachings of Miura? How dare I? I hate myself for it...
Mytical! After my deathmatch against Adrius, I challenge myself in a battle to the death!
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Why can't you save anybody?
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted July 31, 2010 08:53 PM |
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Quote:
the loser buys the winner a kebab.
Judging from your phisyque, chubs, I'd say you had one too many. Or ten. Or hundred. Not that you'll win ofcourse. Just trying to save the cats that end up in kebabs.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted July 31, 2010 08:54 PM |
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Hey, you can never have too much kebab.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted July 31, 2010 08:59 PM |
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Keksimaton
Promising
Supreme Hero
Talk to the hand
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posted July 31, 2010 09:00 PM |
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You're on Dagoth! Now come on, lets dance. I'll step on your toes like it was an accident and apologize with sarcasm in my voice!
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Noone shall pass, but no one besides him shall pass.
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Carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted August 01, 2010 01:05 AM |
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@Kip, I eat kebabs way less than most other swedes, it's like the national dish around here.
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Why can't you save anybody?
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted August 01, 2010 01:10 AM |
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Now you're making me hungry while I should feel killing-intent towards you instead.
...perhaps I can combine the two?
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 01, 2010 07:00 AM |
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Edited by Mytical at 11:50, 01 Aug 2010.
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LLLLLAAAAADDDDIEEES and GENTLEMEN. The Despute Ring is back in business. Concessions have been restocked, the ticket lines are now open, and the crew has been released from the Asylum..I mean the crew is back. Tonight is the first of three matches between Elvin and Joonasto. However, first a word from our sponsor.
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*- HC tavern is not responsible for bar fights, stray magic, lycanthropy, or shins being bitten by dwarves. Please consult a medical professional if any of the above occur, especially being bitten by a Dwarf.
Now, on to the match.
First a long standing member of the Mod Squad..
Announcer 1 - Why is he still standing, you'd figure being there that long they'd give him a seat or something.
Announcer 2 - No you idiot, means he has been there awhile, just a figure of speech.
Announcer 1 - Wait, speech has a figure now? Since when?!
Announcer 2 - GAH! Never mind, lets get on with the match.
It is Elvin!
Our second competitor is well versed in the martial arts..
Announcer 1 - So..is that like people who paint pictures of famous military leaders or something?
Announcer 2 - *groans* never mind..just..just never mind..
It is Joonasto!
This should be a very good match. Lets get to the ring.
Announcer 2 - NO YOU IDIOT, SIT DOWN. WE are not going to the ring, we are going to be describing what is going on IN the ring.
Announcer 1 - Then why didn't you say that?
Announcer 2 - *opens mouth, shuts it, opens it again..pauses* never mind. Just call the action *holds head as if in pain*.
Round 1 - While Elvin is no slouch when it comes to swords, Joonasto is obviously the more skilled sword fighter. Just look at that stance. Look at that laser like focus. *Whispers to side* "If you say you don't see any laser beams I swear I will hurt you." Elvin is showing off his Elven agility to good use. This is going to be a good contest.
Round 2 - The clash of steel on steel is ringing across the arena, sparks are flying everywhere. Elvin jumps over a low swing by Joonasto, Joonasto ducks a high swing by Elvin. Things are really starting to heat up. *whispers to the side* "Put away that dang fan..GAH what is wrong with you?" Neither side is showing any signs of fatigue or mistakes. The crowd is on the edge of its seat.
Round 3 - Joonasto trips, Elvin goes in to take advantage..it was a fake by Joonasto..there goes Elvin's sword. Can't very well have a sword fight without a sword, so the ref is calling this one. Winner of the sword fight is Joonasto!
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