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Mytical
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Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 13, 2008 12:23 PM |
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Next up is DG vs Asheera. ((Gotta send a hcm to DG about the guest announcer bit for the 3vs3, so might be thursday before another update  )). Lets go meet our contestants.
First we have DG - ((Ya had to make a avatar it is hard to discribe didn't ya?)). Freshly escaped from the plane of suck (hehe anybody get that one? Anybody?), he is considered one of the most evil warlocks there are...he is DG...
Our second competitor is Asheera - The most downloaded Diva we have, and our managers pin up pick..I mean .. um ..lets just get to the action.
Round 1 - Well DG is calling up all sorts of minions, but he just can not keep up with how fast Asheera is killing them. He is getting into a tough spot in the early going. Well there goes one section of the stands. He's trying his best to hit her with his magic, but she is not standing still long enough. Still, she can't get close with all the explosions going on, and she can't dodge forever..round has ended.
Round 2 - Somebody has to change something. Asheera can't get close, and DG can't hit the broad side of the barn..well not where Asheera is concerned. Wait ... wait.. DG has picked up a child in the audience..he is tossing it like a football. Asheera is trying to catch it, and runs right into his line of fire..OUCH that had to hurt. This match is over, but only because DG used a forein object..wait.. I am getting word. It was not a child..he threw a .. .midget? Well, next time I doubt she falls for that one.
Our Winner by use of Midget. DG.
((No midgets were harmed in the making of this matchup))
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted August 13, 2008 12:26 PM |
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LMAO 
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted August 13, 2008 12:31 PM |
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It was a nice victory, but I still had to take the bus home...
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 13, 2008 12:32 PM |
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Gotta give credit for the midget idea to Omega.
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted August 13, 2008 01:07 PM |
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LOL great one
(even though I lost )
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted August 13, 2008 01:33 PM |
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Boo! *throws tomatoes at Dagoth*
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted August 13, 2008 01:47 PM |
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Poor Lord Woock. he had to let Elvin and Aculias get a higher post count and finishes as a crafty hat of Asheera's. Poor Woockie indeed.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Keksimaton
Promising
Supreme Hero
Talk to the hand
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posted August 13, 2008 03:35 PM |
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I wonder if poor Lexxan Barry will survive the 3v3 fight . If he does I'll be shure to finish him off later on! 
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Noone shall pass, but no one besides him shall pass.
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted August 13, 2008 03:39 PM |
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@Keksi: It's sure, not shure
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 13, 2008 03:41 PM |
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That depends on how drunk you are Ash.
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted August 13, 2008 03:48 PM |
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But he always says shure, that's the problem
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 13, 2008 03:50 PM |
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How do you know he's not always drunk.
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Keksimaton
Promising
Supreme Hero
Talk to the hand
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posted August 13, 2008 04:02 PM |
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@Asheera. You do know that when one says "I'll be shure to..." means the person is implying that he/she will do everything in his/her power to do what he/she said that He'd/she'd be shure to do?
So it means that I'll be doing everything in my power to kick Barry's ass in the ring if he is still available for beating up... In this case it means that I can't do anything, but to imply that I will be doing the best I can.
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Noone shall pass, but no one besides him shall pass.
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radar
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Castle/Haven player
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posted August 13, 2008 04:10 PM |
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there's no such word as "shure", even I have that in my sig since a week
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted August 13, 2008 04:10 PM |
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Edited by Asheera at 16:11, 13 Aug 2008.
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But there is no such word as "shure"
The expression is "I'll be sure to..."
Is this your shure?
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Keksimaton
Promising
Supreme Hero
Talk to the hand
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posted August 13, 2008 06:04 PM |
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Isn't that sure exactly the same as shure, but no "H"? 
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Noone shall pass, but no one besides him shall pass.
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted August 13, 2008 06:31 PM |
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Yes it is So you should stop writing that 'H'
Reminds me of Homer who always writes whit instead of with
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted August 13, 2008 06:36 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 18:37, 13 Aug 2008.
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Whit beyond measure is a man's Homer's greatest treasure.
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carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted August 13, 2008 07:25 PM |
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I challenge Alc to a fight. It is time that some of us from the revolution fight the mods.
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Why can't you save anybody?
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted August 13, 2008 08:33 PM |
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