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alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
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posted May 19, 2009 09:01 PM |
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... back from the grave.
Me needz entertainment!
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted May 19, 2009 09:06 PM |
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Entertain me, blizzaboy!
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Dragonious
Adventuring Hero
Playing FFX
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posted May 19, 2009 10:29 PM |
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Back from the grave?
I thought this thread died ages ago. Isn't that... can I say, "Illegal" in a way to bring back the threads?
Oh well, bettter than nothing. If this thread is back, so am I! 
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"Thy gates have fallen. Thy walls have fallen. Thou head is mine."
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted May 19, 2009 11:29 PM |
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^^ By Thor's electric wiener! You're back just like that? Did you check this forum every day since this thread got buried to see if it would revive? We're going to have to strap a restraining order on you.
The coup d'etat and the rise of the HC Commune stole away all the money from the private sector and put this thread out business. I guess I might perhaps revive it soon maybe.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Dragonious
Adventuring Hero
Playing FFX
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posted May 20, 2009 07:39 AM |
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Quote:
^^ By Thor's electric wiener! You're back just like that? Did you check this forum every day since this thread got buried to see if it would revive? We're going to have to strap a restraining order on you.
???
Don't look at me. Alciabades started it.  
I check my E-Mail everyday and when I got one of those junky (in my opinion) reply mail, i thought i'd look at it and presto... Alciabades and Dagoth replied my post, which seemingly was talking about events. So since they revived it, i thought i might join in the "protest" (The way I say it) to ressurect this thread.
The Ressurection to bring back the fashion show has begun!  
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"Thy gates have fallen. Thy walls have fallen. Thou head is mine."
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted May 20, 2009 10:23 AM |
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Sheesh Dragonious.
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
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alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
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posted May 20, 2009 10:44 AM |
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Obviously, I did the grave digging on this one ... but then, some things are too good to let rest, even after they've been put to death.
So, I just wanted to remind Blizzie, that when he said this thread was finished, obviously, it was an april's fool.
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted May 20, 2009 01:18 PM |
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rofl this thread reminds me of when Evasion "left HC for good" once the QP's were taken away and the mods silenced h1_cr_druid, and he was back in less than 24 hours.
edit: anyway I'm going to post the next round now. Give me some minutes.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted May 20, 2009 01:53 PM |
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After a breezy easy contest, the Wraith has easily pulled through, leaving his foes behind in a trial of smoke! Congratulations Wraiths! So tell me, is this or is this not the most exciting day of your life!?
Wraith: Most exciting day of my life? Wow, rub it in some more.
Blizardboy: Errr... right... sorry
In any event, this will be a day to remember! No doubt, the Wraiths blood is rushing at this moment... I mean...uhh... they are very excited at this moment!
Wraith: Bastard. Come here and shake my hand.
Blizzardboy: ...
Anyway. Congratulations to the Wraiths. We're moving on to the next round. As you can see by the midgets coming in through the door, we're moving on to the Fortress Heroes. Since Celestial Heavens is too damn lazy to update their website, we had to take the images from elsewhere. Gentlemen and gentlemen, speak!
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Brand: "Good evening everybody. I'm Brand! I have an exceptional mastery with Rune Magic because I burnt myself as a child, and apparently Arkath favors screw ups. I would also like to..... IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND GREEN IN THIS WORLD, WHY IS MY HAND ON FIRE???...."
Ebba: "Ok, first off, I am not a gentlemen. I'm a lady. And I'll have you know that I have mastered the taming of the most devious, nefarious, intelligent, insidious, and brutally murderous species in all of Ashan. That's right. The bear. These brute creatures can roar at you, and apparently it even scares creatures that are several times their size. Vote for me, and I'll give you one!"
Erling: "Thank you, thank you. My name is... uhhh...
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*blank stare*
Blizzardboy: Sir, just how old are you anyway?
Erling: I am... am....
*zzzzzzzz*
Helmar: "BUAAHAHHAHAHAHA! I am Helmar! And I wear a big helm! It's a good thing Ubisoft makes only the most in-depth, dynamic, and unpredictable characters, eh? BUAHAHAHAHA!"
Inga: "Herro everybody. I am Igna, and I am the only Asian Dwarf in the history of fantasy games. I hope that you rike me and arso that you rill rote for me. Thank you, and good ruck to everybody."
Ingvar: "Good evening Ashan. I am Ingvar the Brokinator. It is my purpose to frustrate as many players as possible with my ridiculously durable dwarves. Buahahahaha!"
*throws a spear into one of his soldier's heads, who continues to stand there laughing*
"Vote for me!"
Karli: "Hello.."
Blizzardboy: "Woah woah woah woah woah, wait a second. Your name is Carlie???? ROFL"
Karli: "NO! It's Karli!"
Blizzardboy: "Yea.. that's what I said... .Carlie."
Karli: "Dammit this happens everytime! It's Karli! It's a male name, and it's pronounced "Car-el-eye". Not "Car-lee".
Blizzardboy: "Whatever dude, you have a chick name and you're dressed up in a fetish-bondage outfit. Now just say whatever you wanted to say."
Karli: "What kind of host are you!? Come here you...."
*brief black-out*
Svea: "Hi, I'm another dwarf female, and my name is Svea. And contrary to Inga's claims, I'm also an Asian Dwarf.
Blizzardboy: "What's up with the stupid hair flowing all over the place? Are you trying out for a Pantene Pro-V commerical?"
Svea: "I... no... I mean. It's suppose to be because my specialty is with lightning, so my hair is charged with static energy, get it? Whatever, screw it, just mark my image down."
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Evasion
Famous Hero
Groovy!
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posted May 20, 2009 02:14 PM |
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Helmar
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alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
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posted May 20, 2009 03:11 PM |
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In spite of Ingas rovery asian accent, for me it's Erling all the way.
Edit > And YAAAAAY for Fashion Contest being back in way! 
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted May 20, 2009 03:58 PM |
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We agree on the matter, Erling
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Azagal
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
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posted May 20, 2009 05:13 PM |
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Eventhough Brand was my very first HC avatar... Helmar is just too badass however generic he may be he's just cool.
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord
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Vlaad
Admirable
Legendary Hero
ghost of the past
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posted May 20, 2009 05:19 PM |
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Svea looks (and behaves) exactly like my wife, so I have to go with that one.
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Fauch
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 20, 2009 05:34 PM |
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Arcax
Promising
Famous Hero
Its quite hot inside...
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posted May 20, 2009 05:43 PM |
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Dont you think HC, that Helmar is holding two axes ?
Erling looks majestic
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted May 20, 2009 06:16 PM |
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Helmar all the way.
Some people say that helmar is giant dwarf with a lot of armour, but that's not true. Helmar was an adventurer once. He went inside the cave of a troll to take his treasure, but the giant came back after he snuck in and was promptly eaten whole by the brute. Helmar was so badass he took over the troll's entire body from the inside out and used it to walk home and got so used to it on the way, he actually refused to leave the corpse for "fear of ermm... You know, Getting hurt while you're trying to get this thing off...". Some people say he casts righteous might, right?
That's not true, it's the stench of the roytting troll flesh that motivates the troops so much and put em in such a frenzy, they all go into attack mode.
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted May 20, 2009 07:02 PM |
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BRAND!!!!!
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Azagal
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
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posted May 20, 2009 07:16 PM |
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Yeah Arcax he's holding two axes... which only makes him twice as badass .
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord
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veco
Legendary Hero
who am I?
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posted May 20, 2009 07:20 PM |
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Karli 
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none of my business.
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