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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted May 20, 2009 08:04 PM |
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I'm gonna vote for Ingvar, looks like your typical dwarf 
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Locksley
Promising
Famous Hero
Wielding a six-string
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posted May 20, 2009 09:34 PM |
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My vote goes to Brand. Mr Burns?
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Dragonious
Adventuring Hero
Playing FFX
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posted May 20, 2009 11:28 PM |
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Ingvar, since I reckon he should be in Gladiator.
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"Thy gates have fallen. Thy walls have fallen. Thou head is mine."
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ebbafan
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted May 21, 2009 04:44 PM |
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i voted for ebba! 
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Malgore
Adventuring Hero
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posted May 22, 2009 09:58 AM |
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Finally! Red carpet show is back! Roflesque and lolish as always!
As a dwarf hater I just have to vote for Inga since she is the most odd looking character within dwarf heroes range.
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted May 22, 2009 10:04 AM |
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Quote:
As a dwarf hater I just have to vote for Inga since she is the most odd looking character within dwarf heroes range.
She's also the only one with full frontal (and bodypainted) nudity
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Evasion
Famous Hero
Groovy!
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posted May 22, 2009 10:28 AM |
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Edited by Evasion at 14:03, 23 May 2009.
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Hey blizz, could you update the masterpost? 
Edit: Thanks for updating Cool description btw 
And.. next up is Haven Creatures? IMO you should start the round now?
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mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted May 23, 2009 02:31 PM |
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Ingvar. i mean his name is just funny and he looks like he's about to gun somebody down.
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Protection From Everything.
dota
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Ednaguy
Supreme Hero
My water just broke! No, wait.
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posted May 23, 2009 03:06 PM |
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My vote goes to Erling, not because of his looks, but because of his name
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"Edna, there's a special, tiny, tiny place in hell, waiting just for you... "
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Evasion
Famous Hero
Groovy!
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posted May 31, 2009 02:20 AM |
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Edited by Evasion at 02:22, 31 May 2009.
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...so... will you post the haven creatures soon?
BTW blizzardboy, now we have the same amount of posts
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Azagal
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
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posted May 31, 2009 06:31 AM |
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No you don't. You have the same number, big difference.
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted June 01, 2009 05:13 PM |
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Erling and Helmar have tied and will both be advancing to the Fashion Finals! Congratulations to the both of you! Any words before we move on to the next set of contestants?
Helmar: Buahahahahahaha! I would say something, but I barely know how to talk! Buahahahahahaha!
Erling: ...
Blizzardboy: Erling? Are you okay?
Erling: Fishing boat. Sunny day. Children were coming home from school.
Blizzardboy: ... yea?
Erling: *stares into space*
Blizzardboy: Thank you! And congratulations to Helmar and Erling! Next we have the Haven creatures storming the stage with absolutely no pictures because apparently nobody actually posts them and I'm not digging them all up from the 100-billion-long list of HC Avatars! Let's hear it for the Haven creatures!
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Brute:Привет. Я - родовой раб *1. Я надеюсь, что Вы наслаждаетесь остальной частью товарища шоу!
Blizzardboy: ...umm... next?
Conscript: Please sir! I'm just a poor peasant! Can you please spare a coin so I can have something to eat? I haven't eaten for three min... errr... days. Please sir! I have five kids to feed back at the farm!
Crossbowman: Yavol comrade! I'm all dressed up to go on a masquerade ball! Will you come and dance with me? Weeeee!!!!
Marksman: *sobs* I can't remember the last time I got picked to be in an army *sobs* Those damn communist crossbowman get all of the fun these days *sobs* I'm just going to go kill myself... it's not like anybody will care right? *starts loading his crossbow* Right? I mean, it's not like anybody will say "Please! Don't do it Mr. Marksman! We really do care about you!" right? *Points the crossbow towards his face* I mean, nobody would ever do that, right?
*silence*
Marksman: Guys? ... hello?
Vindicator: Yavol! Effective immediately, I will seizing all of the QP's on the forum and redistributing them to the bottom of the ocean. Please place them in the bucket next to the guy with the 50-mm machine gun. Thank you, and enjoy the rest of the show.
Squire: Hello! My name is Arthur Pendragon. Some day, I'm going to be a real knight! My father told me that any man can change his stars! Tell me, do you really believe a man can change his stars?
Blizzardboy: No, get off the stage.
Battle Griffin:
Backstage Announcer: And now we will witness the Battle Griffin do it's attack across the stage! And here it comes as it flies...into... the... audience...oh dear, somebody cut the feed!
*video gets cut to the sounds of screaming*
Imperial Griffin:
Backstage Announcer: And now ladies and gentlemen, here comes the majestic griffin diving down through the skyroof and landing onto the stage! Witness his tremendous speed!
*Imperial Griffin dives face-first into the stage and kills itself in an explosion of feathers*
Backstage Announcer: I.... I....
Griffon Tamer: I knew we shouldn't have put that giant metal helmet over it's eyes. No wonder it's immune to blind... the poor creature is already blind.
Zealot: En Taru Adun Executor! Doom to all who threaten the motherland! My life for Auir!!!
Inquisitor: WHAT is your name?
Squire: Arthur of Camelot.
Inquisitor: WHAT is your favorite color?
Squire: Blue.
Inquisitor: WHAT is your quest?
Squire: To find the Holy Grail... I mean no! To win the HV Red Carpet Fashion Show! No!! Ahhhh!!!
*flies off into a misty ravine*
Inquisitor: Buauahahah! This job is so easy!
Paladin: And lo! Behold, thus came forth the noble Paladins, and there was much celebrating! And the people rejoiced, and they brought forth the lambs, and the yams, and the eggcorns, and the meatloaf, and the oranges, and the orangutans, and the breakfast cereals, and Special K Blueberry Diet Bars, and the McDonald’s two-for-one dessert pies.
Champion: I got your rejoicing right here!
RAUUUUWWWWWRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!
*charges the Paladins*
*snare!*
*Paladins and Goblin Mummies high five each other*
Archangel: Hello. I apologize for the hood, but I’m afraid I must ensure that my face is veiled.
Blizzardboy: Why?
Archangel: If you look upon my face, you will be overwhelmed and die.
Blizzardboy: Sounds like a sweet combat ability, why don’t you ever use it?
Archangel: OK FINE I ADMIT I HAVE ACNE! OKAY? ALRIGHT? OKAY? ALRIGHT? ALRIGHT? OKAY? ALRIGHT? GOSH!
*stomps off the stage*
Seraph: Hello.
Blizzardboy: You have acne too?
*Seraph casts Divine Vengeance*
Blizzardboy: AAAGHGHGHGHAAAHHAAAAWWWWAAAAAAAAaaaaa……*whimper*
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Evasion
Famous Hero
Groovy!
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posted June 01, 2009 07:32 PM |
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Inquisitor!
BTw, you should take the photos from AoH(age of heroes) if you don't want to browse the avatar list..
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted June 01, 2009 10:14 PM |
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Inquisitor of course.
Also, you can just do the trick I'm doing when looking up these avatars.
Profile => Change Avatar => Right-click Image => Properties => Copy Image Url.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Buji
Known Hero
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posted June 02, 2009 01:06 AM |
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My life for Aiur!
Zealot!
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted June 02, 2009 01:23 AM |
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Someone's getting lazy, not even portraits Seraphs own.
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted June 02, 2009 01:24 AM |
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What does the brute say? (I know it's russian and I get the commie hint)
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted June 02, 2009 01:28 AM |
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seraph.
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Protection From Everything.
dota
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted June 02, 2009 01:39 AM |
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Quote:
Also, you can just do the trick I'm doing when looking up these avatars.
Profile => Change Avatar => Right-click Image => Properties => Copy Image Url.
That's the only way I ever did it whenever Celestial Heavens failed me. The AvatarList is useless.
@Dagoth Gares: I don't remember exactly, but it wasn't anything witty or funny. It was just suppose to be in Russian for the lulz. I kept it simple to try to avoid a bad translation in case a Russian-speaker yelled at me about bad grammar.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted June 02, 2009 03:22 AM |
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Griffin! Love the unupgraded ones but since that's not an option I go for Battle Griffins.
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