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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted June 03, 2009 09:59 AM |
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Neither cool nor as shiny. But it can at least gather water in case of draught..
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted June 03, 2009 10:02 AM |
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Must when sieging an academy  Especially of the Storm Titans launch that pleasantly tickling storm.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Dragonious
Adventuring Hero
Playing FFX
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posted June 03, 2009 11:26 AM |
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Must when sieging an academy Especially of the Storm Titans launch that pleasantly tickling storm.
Wow, must be the secret ability that no hero has hoped to find.
Zehir: Storm Titans, use your Tickle Storm and tickle the skeletons to death!
Storm Titans: uhhhh, boss? they're alredy dead.
Zehir:... Send a tickle storm on the ArchDemons!
*Storm Titans blow a heavy gale that tickles and kills the Archdemons*
Works for me if it kills the most emo sadist creature in the game.
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A bald head reflects the sun rays straight into the opponent's eyes, you've got no chance against that
The bald head reflects sun rays into the opponent's eyes? Neat trick. Could've done the same with a shiny glass halo or a mirror mounted on your head like the Petasuchos from AoM.
[Edit: It annoyingly seems that my Petasuchos got scared away by the show. I won't be finding another one soon.]
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"Thy gates have fallen. Thy walls have fallen. Thou head is mine."
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Nebdar
Promising
Supreme Hero
Generation N
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posted June 07, 2009 04:52 PM |
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Time to pray
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Dragonious
Adventuring Hero
Playing FFX
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posted June 08, 2009 11:10 PM |
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Time to pray
Sorry, I am a patron dragon that does not go to church and it isn't even Sunday yet.
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"Thy gates have fallen. Thy walls have fallen. Thou head is mine."
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Fauch
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 09, 2009 06:04 PM |
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hard choice between seraph and archangel.
I will go for the archangel, I'm not fond of the blood tainted wings.
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zamfir
Promising
Supreme Hero
Allez allez allez
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posted June 09, 2009 06:22 PM |
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I like the Champion best.
IMO the H5 angels are ugly. They should look like in H3.
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5 Times TV
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted July 01, 2009 10:44 PM |
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After a long series of skimpily dressed women or large tier 7 beasts winning the fashion shows, there has been a surprising upset, and the Lords of Chastity, the Inquisitors, have pulled through and won among the Haven creatures! You boys are going to partying tonight, no doubt!
Inquisitor: No, not really.
Fantastic! Now then, let’s move on with the show!
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Based on the hideous creatures coming through the doorway, it seems the Stronghold heroes have arrived for the fashion competition. The audience is invited to put on their special lead-coated glasses in order to better experience this part of the show. They’re coming up on the stage now, so let’s get started!
Shak-Kakurat: *holds up a notecard and begins reading from it*
Hello. I am Sh… Sh… Shaak. C…Cock a lot.
Blizzardboy: Shak-Kakurat
Shak-Kakurat: Shak-Cock a doodle.
Blizzardboy: Shak-Kakurat.
Shak-Kakurat: Shak-Kakulot
Blizzardboy: Good enough.
Shak-Kakurat: WHY DID MY MOTHER GIVE ME THIS NAME? *breaks into tears *
Blizzardboy: Maybe it was your father?
Shak-Kakurat: My father was a wyvern.
Blizzardboy: …uhhh… next.
Garuna: Hello everybody! My name is Garuna and I would just looooove for you to vote for me! I love me a good fashion show!
*Audience begins cheering *
*Garuna smiles and shows her not-so-pearly whites *
*Audience gasps *
Gorshak: Hi there everybody, my name is Gore Shack. Which in the orcish tongue means “Beautiful Flower.” I hope you vote for me because the fashion industry is where my heart has always been. My mum has always been telling me to go out and fight, plunder, pillage, and rape. But really…. I just want to be a tailor. I tried to pursue my dream once, and the other orcs shaved my hair and cut up my scalp, so now I have to wear a helmet all the time. But I’m going to give it one more shot, here in Talonguard. Wish me luck.
Haggash: Hello everybody.
*The other heroes visibly shrink from her presence *
Aha! Don’t mind them. They’re just terrified that they’re going to have to fight me in a Heroes match. My name is Haggash, and I specialize in rushing with my centaurs! Want to see?
*The other heroes flee the scene*
Kilghan: Hello my friends. I am Kill Ghan, which means “Pink Dove” in the orcish tongue. My brother is Gore Shack, and unlike him, I AM NO PATHETIC COWARD THAT SHRINKS FROM OUR BLOODY DESTINY ON THE BATTLEFIELD. VOTE FOR ME OR FACE THE WRATH OF MY LEGIONS. YOUR ELDERLY AND CHILDREN SHALL PAINT MY BLADE WITH THEIR BLOOD.
Blizzardboy: Yea, we’ve already had this stadium destroyed three times, so threats like that are starting to lose their potency around here. Next!
Kragh: *Kragh walks up the stage and trips on the steps as he is moving up. The audience gasps but he quickly recovers*
Hello. I am Craig, battle master of the horde. I am surprised we have such a small turn-out tonight.
Gorshak: *whispers * Pssss, hey buddy, there’s another half of the audience on your left. Maybe you should take off that metal plate from your eye? It’s not the best decoration.
Kragh: SHUT UP YOU PATHETIC WHELP.
Vote for me and you will not regret it!
*navigates his way off the stage*
Telsek: Hai you guuuuuys!!!!!!!
 
Urghat: *sneaks onto the stage and continues to walk past*
Blizzardboy: Ummm.. excuse me? You’re suppose to stop at the center
Urghat: Shhh! I’m tracking a half-orc / half-wyvern beast.
Blizzardboy: Umm.. you’re in the center stage of the Red Carpet Fashion Show.
Urghat: … what?
Blizzardboy: Say something!
Urghat: Hi.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted July 01, 2009 10:58 PM |
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I'll go for Gorshak, like his style
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted July 01, 2009 11:07 PM |
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I vote for Urghat, the orc-ninja
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Ednaguy
Supreme Hero
My water just broke! No, wait.
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posted July 02, 2009 12:13 AM |
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Urghat
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"Edna, there's a special, tiny, tiny place in hell, waiting just for you... "
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Evasion
Famous Hero
Groovy!
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posted July 02, 2009 12:28 AM |
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Urghat! 
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted July 02, 2009 12:37 AM |
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I concur, Urghat.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Fauch
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted July 02, 2009 01:52 AM |
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted July 02, 2009 03:36 AM |
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I vote for Urghat, the orc-ninja
lmao, same
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SKPRIMUS
Promising
Supreme Hero
The One and the Prime
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posted July 02, 2009 04:59 AM |
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Crag/Kragh reminds of general chang from star trek 6 <great thread btw>
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Hope defeats despair - "a blatant clue"
too many idiots in VW
"to lose is to win, and he who wins shall lose"
bashing orcus 
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alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
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posted July 02, 2009 08:23 AM |
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As fashion goes, I think Haggash is my best bet.
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What will happen now?
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Dragonious
Adventuring Hero
Playing FFX
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posted July 02, 2009 08:41 AM |
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I feel almost sorry for these mishapen creatures. They are all so ugly.
...I vote for Gorshak
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted July 02, 2009 08:44 AM |
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And I thought I was alone in this world Go Gorshak!
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lumpor
Adventuring Hero
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posted July 02, 2009 01:02 PM |
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Kragh the pirate!
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