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Isabel
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Dragonblessed
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posted November 15, 2008 11:47 PM |
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Look likes Jhora is rather popular 
I will vote for her as well, I like her Specialty of fast casting.
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted November 18, 2008 04:14 PM |
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Well it has been awhile since the last vote so I'm going to bring this round to a closure.
After a close contest between the two heroes with boobs, Jhora has prevailed. It seems that Nur is hysterically begging me to be merciful and allow a recount. Naturally, I delightfully refuse her request and have sworn her lawyer into silence under pain of death. Jhora wins the round! She will be advancing to the Fashion Finals.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted November 18, 2008 04:51 PM |
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For round 2 we will be switching over to some creatures. These lovable little fellows come from the depths of Hell and are born of pure chaos and destruction. Here we have the upgraded Inferno creatures!:
Familiar: Familiar's have a luxuriously red coat of demon skin which they present with bashful modesty. Their fashion comes complete with a geyser of hellfire that is perpetually immolating from their head until their death. They also tie with dragons in having the largest tongues in the world:
Vermin: Vermin are a highly persecuted group of creatures because they are named after insects, when in fact they are not insects. They courteously explain to people that they are actually demons from the depths of Hell, but that doesn't seem to work much better and people usually end up either running away from them or trying to kill them:
Horned Overseer: Don't let the impressive sounding name fool you. These sluggish creatures take 3 hours just to wake up, take a sulfur shower, and eat breakfast. Here we have the Horned Overseer:
Horned Grunt: The Horned Grunts are the world Olympians at pole vaulting, which makes them somewhat less cumbersome then their Horned Overseer cousins. Unfortunately they miss out on the geyser of hellfire shooting from their head, and they can't explode 
Cerberus: Cerberi are three-headed dogs with a sharp row of fangs in each mouth. Although they are a very popular pet in Hell, these magnificent animals are not very popular in households on the surface world:
Firehound: Firehounds are very similar to Cerberi, except they aren't quite as tough but they have the ability to shoot fire out of their mouths. This makes them even less popular as household pets since they often set their owners on fire instead of just killing them with their teeth:
Succubus Mistress: These evil women have a mane out of solid hellfire and are capable of shooting fire out of their hands that burn their victims to death. All in all, they are very similar to any other female:
Succubus Seducer: These aren't fiery like their mistress cousins, but they make up for it with their ability to seduce their foes. To some people, this is especially kinky when they seduce other female units such as blood maidens:
Nightmare: Nightmare's are horses. They enjoy galloping, running, as well as eating and drinking. They can be purchased at any stable for a reasonable price of 666 dollars, 666 EUROS, 666 Pounds, or 666,666,666,666 Yen.
Hell Stallions: Hell Stallion's are portable radiators that are so hot that they burn nearby bystanders. This makes them especially popular when navigating through college campuses:
Pit Lord: Pit Lords are distant cousins of King Bowser. Beneath their seemingly heartless appearance, they have a deep and heartfelt desire to win in a fashion show:
Pit Spawn: Pit Spawns share the same qualities as Pit Lords. Except they don't care if they win a fashion show or not. They just like to cut people in half:
Archdevil: Archdevils are constantly immolated in hellfire, which makes some people wonder why they aren't dead since they don't have fire immunity. These fiery giants are looking for your vote!:
Archdemon: Don't mistake these creature's with horned demons, or else...
they'll cry.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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zamfir
Promising
Supreme Hero
Allez allez allez
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posted November 18, 2008 08:01 PM |
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Inferno creatures are rather ugly (and this is how they should look like); I'll pick Pit Lords.
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted November 18, 2008 10:06 PM |
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Quote:
Don't mistake these creature's with horned demons, or else...
they'll cry.
LOL
And I have to say that the Pit Lords look awesome actually (for what they're supposed to be, of course  ) so I vote for them.
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Elochai
Tavern Dweller
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posted November 18, 2008 10:50 PM |
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My vote goes to the Succubus Mistress . They are the closest resemblance of a human beeing, in the Demonic Realm, although looking humans alike, ain't the priority amongst these creatures, for sure. I like their description, anyways .
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Isabel
Known Hero
Dragonblessed
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posted November 18, 2008 11:41 PM |
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I like Pit Lords very much, but since Pit Spawn came out, I will switch my vote from the slow caster to the faster and better fighter.
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broadstrong
Promising
Known Hero
Level 20 Vassal of Light
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posted November 19, 2008 01:51 PM |
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Frankly, I do not find inferno units very pleasing to the eye, but if I have to choose, I guess it would be the succubus seducer.
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The queer part of the Carcity/Broadstrong/Zamfir[
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Many current projects on hand.
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted November 19, 2008 02:01 PM |
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w00t seducers !!! (is where I put my vote)
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alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
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posted November 19, 2008 02:34 PM |
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Quote:
Quote:
Don't mistake these creature's with horned demons, or else...
they'll cry.
LOL
And I have to say that the Pit Lords look awesome actually (for what they're supposed to be, of course ) so I vote for them.
Yeah, that was epic.
I also have to vote for the Pit Lord, if the poor thing wants that much to win a fashion show, at least bring him forward to round two.
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What will happen now?
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razor5
Famous Hero
Freezing...
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posted November 19, 2008 02:38 PM |
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I'm an Inferno fan but I say the H5 Infernal creatures are very ugly 
The H3 ones rock
Well,to be on-topic,I'll choose the Archdevil
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted November 19, 2008 02:47 PM |
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Hell stallions rule
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted November 19, 2008 02:53 PM |
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I approve of the above post.
Hell Stallions all the way.
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phoenixreborn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Unicorn
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posted November 19, 2008 04:16 PM |
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I vote cerberus. Not just one but three pretty heads!
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adon
Known Hero
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posted November 19, 2008 05:12 PM |
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Gotta say, Hell Stallions rule!
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zamfir
Promising
Supreme Hero
Allez allez allez
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posted November 20, 2008 09:29 PM |
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What happened to you, guys? You should have made more funny votes so I'll have what to laugh of. But no, most of you say: "X rulz".
Boring... (afterall, all the charm of this thread is in how funny are your votes).
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted November 20, 2008 09:31 PM |
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We just happen to be snowign bored that's what! 
Or at least some of us are.
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leXXAN
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted November 20, 2008 09:34 PM |
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The Succubus misstress surely is hot
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zamfir
Promising
Supreme Hero
Allez allez allez
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posted November 20, 2008 09:36 PM |
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@Lexxan: It's a start. Sort of...
C'mon, dudes and dudesses. Show me what you can.
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted November 21, 2008 05:42 AM |
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I'm an Inferno fan but I say the H5 Infernal creatures are very ugly
The H3 ones rock
I'll forgive your blasphemy this time. But for the future, it's not advised to dis H5 Inferno artwork. I heard it's bad luck. You never know when some insane fashion show host might drag you off stage and "take care of you" *nudge nudge*
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