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Asmodean
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Heroine at the weekend.
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posted December 15, 2004 07:26 AM |
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Well you only have to look at Bjork to realise they're all inbred 
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Daddy
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and why not.
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posted December 15, 2004 03:58 PM |
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Now, on with the show:
Daddy, you say you haven't fell in love yet so you don't know how gay you are (from the thread)... did you ever come close or had sex before? what sex was the opposite partner? if never had, did it ever come close? Tell us the story 
Well, I sadly have to disapoint xou (sadly in two ways, if u know what I mean^^) - But the answer consists of one word only: no. 
So, sadly, no story to tell.
[be sure, I don't lie here  ]
reg
Daddy
Next one is for Wolfman (as u wanted one I will give you *evil*  )
What was the most embarrassing situation you ever were in?
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Conan
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posted December 15, 2004 05:56 PM |
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Léo,
Thanks for the comments. I appreciate what you said.
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Wolfman
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Insomniac
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posted December 15, 2004 06:53 PM |
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What was the most embarrassing situation you ever were in?
I really can’t think of one. Either I blocked it out (), or I just don’t embarrass easily.
I guess I just let it slide off my back. But since you want a story, I assume…
This summer, late July, when I was out at camp it started to rain. My supervisor had just gone to drive around the camp to see what the rest of the staff was doing. I was on top of the hill with the horses and a couple girls. The younger one ran inside their bunk to get out of the rain, naturally the one my age and I stayed out in the rain.
Then it started to rain harder, really hard. And there were the sort of clouds that just look like death, swirling around and everything. You probably don’t get clouds like that in Germany. I commented that if there was a tornado, we wouldn’t be able to see it, later I found out how true that was.
The two of us were messing around in the rain, completely soaked at this point. And it started to get very windy and rain in sheets. Where it’s raining on you one second, and not the next. Next came the hail, pretty small at first but then got bigger. That hurts when you’re outside in it.
Finally my supervisor came back in his truck and the girl who tried to stay dry got in the cab. The other two of us were soaked so we were going to run back across camp. But my supervisor told us to climb in the back of the truck, which is forbidden by National Boy Scout regulations. So we got in and had to lie down in the truck as not to be seen. Meanwhile we were being pelted by ½ inch hail.
We got to the dining hall where the rest of the staff was and she and I jumped out and ran to the door, now even wetter than before. We walked inside and everyone starred at us. They were all dry and couldn’t understand how we got so wet.
The two of us got to know each other very well in the weeks following that. But that would be another story, for another question.
That would be the only semi-embarrassing moment I can think of. Sorry to disappoint you.
Question to Asmodean – What is the best part of University and do you have any tips for an incoming Freshman?
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Peacemaker
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Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted December 15, 2004 07:16 PM |
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Forgive me for interjecting, Wolf. But that was a great story. Got a real taste of the frankness of life I suppose. Can't wait to hear the rest of it...
Did you guys have welts from the hail?
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Asmodean
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Heroine at the weekend.
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posted December 15, 2004 07:37 PM |
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Welts are better than carpet burns Kinky story Wolf.
The best part about uni for me was moving to a new city.
Don't get me wrong, I really miss Belfast because I've left so many friends behind, and you never fit them all in when you go home for the weekend.
But Manchester is an awesome city, there's so much to do. There's a different type of pub for every taste. It has lots of pubs where you can go to hear up and coming new bands, and hopefully in the not so distant future I'll be playing in one of them
The best advice I can give to any new fresher is Talk to evryone. You are gonna meet a lot of new people, in your dorms, in your class, everywhere.
Take advantage of it. Get to know as many people as possible and then you are never short of party invites.
There are 200 people in my Halls of Residence, and I think I must know at least half of them by name.
You'll meet lots of different people from different backgrounds as well, so you have to be open-minded.
Of course, you have to study sometime, but so far I've managed to keep on top of my workload and balance my social life pretty well.
Experiment and have fun in your fresher year, that's what it's all about.
Like they say on the Simpsons - There's a time and a place for everything, and that's college.
I can't think of a good question right now, so whoever has a question they wanna ask someone, go ahead and ask it.
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gorman
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posted December 15, 2004 08:29 PM |
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I got a question for Svarog, Do you believe yourself to be as good or better than Sir Stiven himself at tossing?
Plz note this is just so Svarog can get even Notice page 56 where he has someone he needs to burn
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Svarog
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Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted December 16, 2004 04:58 AM |
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Do you believe yourself to be as good or better than Sir Stiven himself at tossing?
Tossing?! Are you accusing me of tossing? I h8 that word. I’ve never even posted in the tossers tavern. Therefore, I’m not a tosser (thanx god). Stiven is still Tossus Supremius around here.
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Notice page 56 where he has someone he needs to burn
You just love the scent of burning rsf ashes piercing through your nosdrils, don’t you? And now, you’ve found yourself an Inquisition to provide that for you. “Unleash mad dog Svarog” is that so, punk? 
Of course it is. We share the appeal to certain odours, you know.
So, RSF, the Atlantic may keep us away, but theres a certain thing called the Transatlantic optic cable, that you should be more worried about.
This stench thing has set my mind working in an interesting direction. Question goes: How do you act after you fart in front of your friends? Explore the following combinations: loudly/silently, smelly/not smelly, they know it was you/they have no idea it was you.
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tigris
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Supreme Noobolator
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posted December 16, 2004 05:46 PM |
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. Question goes: How do you act after you fart in front of your friends? Explore the following combinations: loudly/silently, smelly/not smelly, they know it was you/they have no idea it was you.
Lool,the things you could do with that amount of imagination..
OH,well i don't know if this will be satisfying enough for you but, here goes:
The worse thing will be to be a loud,smelly sucker and everybody has their heads turned my way, covering their noses or cursing...The standard reply for that is:
Better in than out i always say!
When i drop a loud, but harmless one i say:Damn,there will be a rain, i can already hear thunders!.
Got a smelly one?No problem...The magic words are:Better from the bassement than from the attic..
If no one knows that it was you who did it you ussually have to claim your fart cos all the guys will pretend it's theirs especially if it's really smelly.If you can bring further prouve(come up with another one) you won the case...
Next question for all the married guys:
WHY?
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Consis
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Of Ruby
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posted December 16, 2004 07:55 PM |
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Well...
Because when you're old, wearing plastic diapers, being fed via a babyspoon, wetting the bed, and afraid to take a shower without falling in it, you might need a shoulder to cry on. You might need a friend who'll be there to comfort you and keep you company in the last days of your life.
Have you ever visited a retirement home? Have you seen how many old people have no one that cares for them? There are a great many. I have met, talked, and played chess/checkers with many. When I asked them where their family and friends are they all tell me the same thing. "They are too busy for me and I don't want to be a burden."
That's your future if you live a life of sollitude and isolation. If you aren't nice to the people who help you in your life then you will die alone in a home somewhere with no one who cares about you.
I married a woman who I can trust will still be my friend when I am old and decrepid. She and I can die in the comfort of knowing we were loving people who were also loved by others. I say don't be selfish or you may die a lonely death. As some people in the japanese culture often say, "You die as you live."
Question to anyone: If you lived in the time of 'Joan of Arc' who would you go to for the best suit of armor?
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Leo_Lion
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The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
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posted December 16, 2004 08:23 PM |
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Tough question...
I don't know enough about blacksmiths of that period or which country was renowned for it's armor to give you an educated answer. I will, nonetheless, say that the French seemed to have some cool armor back then. Especially the suits that had "Golden Lions" forged into them!
My question goes to Pandora: "What countries have you travelled to so far & what is the best "thing or event" you saw during your voyages?"
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*The end to no beginning...
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RedSoxFan3
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Fan of Red Sox
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posted December 16, 2004 10:06 PM |
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It depends on who it is. Generally speaking I don't do it often, but when I do I just pretend it never happened. When they smell they are usually time bombs, so I usually have about a good amount of time to tactfully reposition myself and want intently as everyone begins accusing each other.
The times that it's noisy. I can do nothing. The room is nearly immediately filled with stench and it's putrid smell drives everyone from the room.
That was fun. I liked that question. If you call that revenge than perhaps I have no reason to fear you at all.
I'll be waiting for my next question so I can get back at you. Although I wouldn't be getting back at much except for maybe Nope nothing.
My question goes to Dingo. You are an avid snowboarder, so you must know how the worst falls are always when you aren't moving. Tell your funniest wipeout going like zero miles an hour.
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gorman
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posted December 18, 2004 09:16 AM |
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Er....hold on here, who's asking who what question? How'd it suddenly get to multiple questions for multiple ppl?
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Lord_Woock
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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted December 18, 2004 11:57 AM |
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lol RSF decided to answer the fart question 5 hours after tigris answered and asked Consis who asked Leo who asked Pandora
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Yolk and God bless.
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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted December 18, 2004 04:23 PM |
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I have mainly travelled in canada but the one time I left this great land, I went to France
There are two things I would list as most memorable from that trip. The first one, was visiting Sacre-Coeur at Montmartre , it was just the most amazing place I have ever been. It was night time, and there were hundreds of people around. The area was lit by spotlights shining on Sacre-Coeur itself making it just a breathtaking sight, but also there were steel drums everywhere with fires lit inside.
Everywhere you went was an artisan either wanting to sketch you, paint you or just cut an image of your profile into a slip of velvet fabric (all for a small fee ) There were musicians playing violins, singers, dancers, and a band playing on the steel drums. You might think that all this at once would come off as noise, but to experience it - along with the sounds of laughter and chatter coming from the sidewalk cafes made you feel like you were truly a part of Paris. It was truly amazing, and from there too, you could look out at the city and all the lights of Paris and it was just such a truly moving experience Luckily I shared it with great friends!
Part two to that story was another nite when my friend and i got quite drunk, and quite lost in the streets of Paris. My girlfriend, in her infinate wisdom threw away our map, thinking it would be better for us not to look like tourists Strangely enough, we couldnt find anyone who spoke english, and at that time my french was too poor to communicate fluently while innebriated. So anyways, the funny part of the story is this: after about two hours we finally found an English speaking person.. we were so relieved we could have cried! We called to him " Do you speak english?" and he said "oui!" so overjoyed we ran to him and he said to us
"Do you smoke sheet?" and pushed a reefer in our general direction. We said no, and asked for directions, the reply again... "Do you smoke sheet?" , then we asked where we were and can you guess what the reply might have been?
Eventually we found our way home, after a fun and rather stressful adventure... we prolly shoulda stayed and smoked the sheet
edit: deleted question.
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RedSoxFan3
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Fan of Red Sox
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posted December 19, 2004 01:02 AM |
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Svarog was clearly asking me. Give this lecture to Tigris not me.
I'm still waiting for Dingo to answer my question.
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Lord_Woock
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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted December 19, 2004 01:11 AM |
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Umm I don't see any bit where he says the question is directed to you. Or is that atlantic stuff related to the question in question?
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Yolk and God bless.
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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted December 19, 2004 04:06 AM |
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*sigh*
it was a joke.
I've deleted my question - Dingo here is redsox's question again.
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My question goes to Dingo. You are an avid snowboarder, so you must know how the worst falls are always when you aren't moving. Tell your funniest wipeout going like zero miles an hour.
I'll clean the rest once at least leo has read it then.
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Svarog
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statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted December 19, 2004 04:52 AM |
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Hey there, Rules-rule lady!
Yeah, question was directed to rsf, but that little confusion shouldnt alarm us.
Dont clean it. Its great thing our thread branched a bit. We got to hear more people in a shorter period of time. We might even wanna think about keeping these parallels going, what you think?
If not, Dingo can answer his question and all resumes normal flow. No prob.
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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted December 19, 2004 05:04 AM |
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lol goo-boy
It's cool, I was just funnin with my question anyways, thought he coulda come up with a fun response
Mods just gotta go by the rules, so I'll behave!
LMAO! just saw your new sig! that's awesome!
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