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mvassilev
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Mvass's Archive of Legendary HC quotes
May it begin. Contributions are welcome.
Corribus:
"Teaching is like Xeroxing your own brain."
"To compare two loving human beings trying to enjoy their lives in a meaningful relationship to some guy donking his hamster is just… well, sick."
bort:
"Just be careful, the other day I got into some really hot sex talk with a person that I thought was a middle aged suburban New Jersey accountant with a receeding hairline and a pot belly. Anyway, I arranged to meet with "him" and wouldn't you know, "he" turns out to be some 18 year old bi-curious nymphette with an ample yet bouyant bosom and high, tight buttocks. I felt so betrayed."
Father:
(About annoying teenage girls}: "you should have opened your window and starting releaving your morning bladder flow....
When the screams and complaints started you could just say you were watering the garden and wasn't aware that it had grown weeds."
Xerox:
"I have almost never paid anything myself but its fair cause its my birthday soon so the mobile phone is a present and I never require 50$ every month from my parents like every other kid.
Plus when I get money I save them and I dont eat candy, is good in school, is intelligent and creative in real life, got contract to release a book etc. I have never been good. I am perfect. So its ok."
"I think my cats are cute. Now im going to get in bed with them and see if its possible to get a new super human/cat hybrid!"
"I said twist it [Serbia] around and reduce its size and it becomes a country vagina. That looks like my mums xD"
DeadMan:
"The fake left, while sipping on their lattes and examining their manicures, have nevertheless stumbled upon one of the main causes of inequality - land ownership."
TheDeath: Bugs or spiders?
DeadMan: Bugs. Web-weaving spiders remind me too much of capitalist imperialists, with their oppressive plots.
"My character:
Name: Equal Unit of Society (EUS)
Age: 20
Job: Canal digger
Background:
The contradictions of the capitalist system have finally lead to its overthrow, and mankind has built a new society in the place of the old one, with equality and society replacing exploitation and individualism. The Glorious Central Planners have organized all economic activity.
Let the story begin!
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EUS took his shovel and dug into the Earth. It felt good to be working for the good of all. He was too young to remember what it felt like to be exploited, but he was sure that it was unpleasant. He dug his shovel in again. He had to admit that his work wasn't always fun, but the collective nature of society made him keep going.
His supervisor approached him.
"Good job working for the good of the people," he said, "Just a few more Society Large Units of Length and this part of the canal will be complete!""
"Where is the world going?
Today, the crisis of capitalism and post-Enlightenment morality is come. The greed of the individual exploitative capitalists and the immorality of the hedonists has finally created such contradictions that they cannot longer be beared. The Arab-Israeli Conflict, the Financial Crisis, and everyday moral decay are the facets of the same phenomenon.
And who arises to counter these phenomena? Who takes the lead into a new world? No one. There is only vague complaining from the Vatican and the left wing of the parliaments of Europe. Needless to say that the Vatican has long been an exploitative organization, and that the world Left has either turned to bourgeois socialism or the environmentalism of obvlivion.
The Guilty Parties:
Cyberhedonists
Proponents of Irresponisible Materlialism
Exploitative Capitalists
Hippies
What is to be done?"
"The proletariat is the most important species on Earth."
"Capitalism is better than socialism.
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I can't do it. I just can't."
The_Gootch:
"Pfft, every generation thinks they're the best. And every generation thinks the ones before them are snooty losers who've overstayed their welcome. And every generation thinks the ones who've come after them are a bunch of selfish Jerry's kids who've no idea what the word 'community' means.
I never much paid attention to cycles until I went to UIC's(University of Illinois at Chicago) theatre to drop off some stuff for my roommate. If there is a cross section of society whose idea of being an outcast and freaky hasn't changed since the days of Ginsburg and the rest of the Beat, it's these laughable losers. Drama majors...."
"??? I dislike everyone. What makes you so special?"
TNT: Wait [Angelito] so if you're saying that KDs nazi propaganda is also "an interesting way of seeing things" Angelito you're a nazi yourself.
The_Gootch: Uh-oh.
Shares:
"Aww! Only one nut! Man, that's hard, either you're half neutered or you'll only have one nut to eat. Can't I have another one? Pe-leez?"
TitaniumAlloy:
"This sentence makes less sense than Dick Cheney."
"Are you serious?
Asteroids are rocks of minerals water heavy metals etc.
They aren't alive...
You can't sit up there on your moral high horse while wishing more cancer upon the people of the earth."
"Hey Death, the other day I was out in space wrecking stuff and I was about to recklessly destroy an asteroid and I was like hey wait, it might be alive, I better not."
"You don't have droids, Darkshadow.
You just don't."
FriendOfGunnar:
"Kookie deserves a QP just for being Kookie."
MightyMage:
"Val will hear NOTHING!"
winterfate:
"When the world gives you 100 reasons to cry, give it 101 reasons to smile."
"I can forgive myself for failing, but I can't forgive myself for not trying."
veco:
"A conclusion is the point when I'm tired of thinking."
Darkshadow:
"So the Earth wasn't enough?We have to kill everything else in space too?This makes me hope even more that there are other species in space that come here one day and wipe us off."
Moonlith: But my theory is that mysterious diseases such as cancer are there only as population control.
Darkshadow: Probably, and with the current population raises, we need more of those, lots of more.
Lexxan:
"Marry in haste, repent at leashure."
"I can be a lethal foe, Aculias. I can transform you life into a hell with just a little wink."
Blizzardboy:
"First comes love. Then comes marriage. The comes Xerox in a baby carriage."
"If you don't have a fan, you can always open up your computer and make your girlfriend blow on the motherboard while you browse the internet watching porn."
"So I saw Star Trek
It was really good, ya'll should go see it. The overall scenery was lovely too. It was like sniffing glue with my eyes."
mvassilev:
"Well, you guys were wondering, and here are some of the experiment results! I asked Quote:
What age of girls do you prefer?
While some of you guys posted nonsense, some of you just made me O_o. Some answers:
TheDeath:
Quote:
No thanks, I don't take drugs.
(A typical response for him  )
William:
Quote:
I'm addicted to it.
Junk food and girls? But that's not answering the question, is it?
Kipshasz:
Quote:
3-8 or more, depends on my mood
You and Doomforge should start a club.
Angelito:
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4
And you're a mod! For shame! 
Lexxan:
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none, but I like it's Ice-cream
Err... hmm... Not sure what to say to that.
Anti:
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4-5 but im trying to lower it
Why don't you take a seat over there?
CX:
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Never tried it, so none.
Giving up that easily?
Oscarius:
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I hate the crap, makes me feel sick
Did your mom abuse you as a child?  Still, that's no excuse to hate women.
Ednaguy:
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Nothing, it's bad for you (somehow), and it usually makes you do weird stuff, and of you take in too much, you'll just get tired.
TheDeath, another one for you!
Carcity:
Quote:
tried once though but it didn't taste very good.
There's more than one way to do it.
Keksi:
Quote:
I have some every now and then due to home-economy classes at school, but otherwise I keep my distance from it because I find it utterly disgusting. (I also hope to keep my distance from the people who are into that stuff)
Another victim of TheDeath and his anti-sex crusade. "
"Mvass starts burning everything."
Lord_Woock:
"Oh mijn God, er zit een bijl in mijn hoofd." (Oh my God, there's an axe in my head.)
"Some people have no life. Others spend it at HC."
Laharl:
"@TheDeath: why do you talking that much about Thanatos ? maybe you are thanatos and need a victim so that the people don't think you are him
nice try thanatos but this don't work  "
Baklava:
"Aculias is like the male nipple of HC, TNT being the other one."
Skeleton_King:
"English is my enemy."
LucJPatenaude:
"Arch Mages already uses high powered Laser shooting beams of destruction just like Earths' impossible to deviate laser beams. Just make sure that none of your own units are in the middle of the planned laser attack or, you might as well kill them in the process. The plain Mages are using a ball of energy just like a photon torpedo does but even more powerful than that of a mere torpedo. It does not have a limited range capability and, will kill upto 4 units in a row before disappearing off the battlefield and probably knocking down several trees in the woods before fading into nothingness.
Mini arties can have the effect of a gargoyle and a golem becoming powerful shooters. And, aren't gargoyles and golems magically empowered artificial beings such as robots are(Wizards).
Dark Elves and Light Elves possesses these laser and energy(electricity)bound beams and balls of seemingly unstoppable power.
Haven's Crossbowmen with the armor piercing' extremely missile like very long and very precise like missile projectile like arrow.
All types of Liches in the Necromancers' alignment also uses high beam powered lasers with evil cloud dispersements upon contact of the target.
The dwarves' Spearwielders ability to throw a lance as fast as light speed and ignores armory of the enemy plus, the Rune Mage can also shoot an unstoppable(by mystic resistance) ball of energy.
The Evil Eyed Cyclops has the ability to back-up and laser beam one of any attacking enemy units in the battlefield(Orcs)and, the first upgrade of the flying green(level 6)lizard beast can fry the enemy unit's stack by using high powered electricity bolts.
The Succubi Mistress can use a high powered electical energy based beam to fry the enemy unit's stack at the other end of the battlefield. The Arch Devils can both Teleport the entire stack in front of the enemy units stacks at the other end of the battlefield entirely on the first round of combat and, attack in the same time at maximum hit points' effectiveness.
So, eight out of eight factions of HoMM 5: T.o.t.E. are already using late 21st and possibly the 22nd century's extremely advanced technologically bound energy based weaponry(Star-Trek's and beyond as well). What in the world is mere gunpowder's fire explosion hand weaponry's extremely non-precise in reputation has to do with today's and tomorrow's(future's) so-called too futuristic in technology's influence onto this quite advanced game? Answer: It does not.
This is like saying that if the SS Enterprise goes back in time upto today's time frame, it's crew could get infuenced by our pre-historic like mere matter based projectile's gunpowder launched gun. Hmm...I really do not think so."
Celfious:
"n00b is the equivilent to a work site name- kid; opie; pokemon; dinky;
ect..
If some dinky called a workmate opie, he would be beaten
so we beat up n00bs, who call us a n00b right?"
"LOOK **** ** (aka dangit)
I am a man of millions of perspectives, on billions of things. I see about NOTHING in shades of black or white. To view things as 1 or 100 only, is incredibly limited thinking.
Why limit yourselves to the types of thoughts OTHER people produce, when by god as my witness they claim black or white, all or nothing thinking??
Why should I ****ing bother with you...... you..... *bites nothing - clenches teeth*
WyTF should I fricking waste my time on you PEOPLE!!!! some of you see sense and ignore it. some of you cant make sense of darth vader storing purified water.
Then I see some garbage about someone losing thier mind pointing out all the potentialy negative qualities of a president. You can defend and prosocute almost ANYONE, you can take positive and negitive from ANYTHING
Take things for what they are and you can distinguish the difference between bunk opinionated BS and some worthy intelligent pieces of logic that exist wether or not someone comes to the conclusion enough and has the balls enough to explain it to sometimes major IDIOTS
****!!!!
Lastly, you who claim to be in the major american political parties, pointing at eachother saying "your wrong" Ultimately, you make yoursleves out to be, well, how to say it nicely, not the most intelligent parts of your entire species"
"I will follow the would be path of mvassiliv simply because he is highly esteemed in every last classification of existance in the entire scope of reality as we know it.."
Pandora:
"You use RSF's smelly nuts as a measure for how good you feel about yourself.
You've made me feel so sad all of a sudden."
Aculias:
"SCREW YOU REDSOXFAN!"
Dingo:
"Chill out."
"This thread belongs in the wastelands."
h1_cr_Druid:
"i not anderstannd yuor englis
pls tel wat yuo talced"
"my sig is LoL but i hav proff to h6 her deaf night  cooool  "
Ednaguy:
"Poor tree 
She should have eaten that boy or someting  "
Kuma:
"No entry for players from countries which touch the Black Sea."
JollyJoker:
"I'd like to see them [Mvass and TheDeath] arguing about mod actions:
"Got a HCM, did you really delete that post?"
"Well, yes, liberals are dolts is a personal insult, innit?"
"Not at all! First, what is a liberal? Economically, politically, philosophically, religiously... basically everyone is a liberal somewhere, so it actually says that we are all dolts and therefore all the same. Surely that cannot be an insult!"
"But it said, 'and Mvass is the worst of the lot', that IS a personal insult, no discussion about it."
"Ah, wait, not necessarily. See, what does it mean, 'the worst dolt'? Wouldn't that mean that you suck as a dolt? Wouldn't that be a compliment then, even? Serves you right to delete the first post where someone made you a compliment. Even though, does that make you a good dolt...?"
"By the way, I checked the IP of the supposedly new member "DerTod" who wrote that post..."
"Ok, ok... yes, yes, maybe you did well to delete it!""
"If humans CREATE robots, however mentally evolved, then humanity is the creator-god for said robots. The bible sets a clear example of how things would develop:
1) Paradise (for Robots = blessed ignorance, semi-conscious)
2) Original Sin (mental awakening and asking certain questions)
3) Being sentenced to a harsh life and a sudden death after battery failure while praying to God Humanity.
4) A couple of drastic penalty actions by God Humanity - destruction of the whole robotic race except a few chosen samples.
5) Waiting for the Saviour who'll introduce the reloadable battery for eternal life.
At this point God Humanity has fulfilled His purpose and leaves the cosmic stage."
del_diablo:
"None of Sodoms and Gomorrhas was gay, they was randomy doing ritual sex all over the place with the same gender."
Elodin:
del_diablo: Its anti-religious in this case you tweet. Do not confuse agendas, its a bad habit.
Elodin: Tweet? What are you, a coo-coo bird?
Elodin: Gen 9:3 Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things.
TheDeath: You know this includes humans. Right? Right?
Elodin: No, because I have a brain.
DagothGares:
killa_bee: I'm back. Bad car accident... 6 months hospitalized. Where did we leave off?
Dagoth: Karma works!
Binabik:
"Does anyone remember Noober from Baldur's Gate? Well Mussolini reminds me of Noober. For those who don't know who Noober is, he's an NPC who was sooooo annoying that you just HAD to kill him to make him shut the hell up."
"Yes, this is very disturbing. If I'm interpreting Xerdux's post right, that by "beating" he means spanking, it's very disturbing that New Zealand would consider such a law. And it's disturbing that Sweden already has such a law.
Long before knowing this about Sweden, it was completely obvious that Xerdux was in serious need of discipline. At his age, I'd say that turning him over and giving his butt some good smacks with full arm swings would be appropriate. If he doesn't get tears in his eyes then he wasn't hit hard enough. If he should dare open his mouth to complain, then he should be hit again. And if he opens his mouth again he should be hit again. It should be done repeatedly until he eventually keeps his mouth closed. Then hopefully he will learn a lesson in life, that there are consequences to your actions.
Better that he learn it now. Because in ten years when he hasn't learned to keep his mouth shut, and he hasn't learned that there are consequences to his actions, it won't be his butt getting smacked by a hand. It will be someone much bigger than him who will totally beat the **** out of him because they got tired of listening to his crap. And since he still probably won't learn his lesson, when he's curled in a ball on the ground, they will kick him as hard as they can in the kidney to make a point. And when he's puking his guts out and bleeding and trying to crawl away to find help, maybe an immigrant will have mercy on him and stop to help.....but they might also remember the racist who hates immigrants and just walk on by. But I think they'd stop to help."
William:
"If only you [TheDeath] thought a bit more on HC before you post such crap. Thinking's good but you don't want to just sit there and bore the other person because you're being silent and "thinking". Awakward silences happen that way (like Mvass said) and who the hell wants a bloody awkward silence?
And seriously, think a bit more when you post in a thread like this. I've been following your posts and there are so many things that are just wrong. This is a thread about love something which I seriously doubt you'd know much about considering you spend most of your time on computers and debating with people on forums. Makes me ****ing sick sometimes to read the **** that comes from you."
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Eccentric Opinion
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mvassilev
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posted March 29, 2009 01:49 AM |
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted March 29, 2009 01:51 AM |
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Elvin: Ignorance is bliss, and now you are truly happy
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted March 29, 2009 01:52 AM |
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ANd ofc...
COincidence? I THINK NOT!!!
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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mvassilev
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posted March 29, 2009 01:52 AM |
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Not sure if that one really works. It doesn't stand out.
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Eccentric Opinion
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted March 29, 2009 01:55 AM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 01:55, 29 Mar 2009.
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How about these?
Shares:
Quote:
Aww! Only one nut! Man, that's hard, either you're half neutered or you'll only have one nut to eat. Can't I have another one? Pe-leez?
TitaniumAlloy:
Quote:
This sentence makes less sense than Dick Cheney
FoG
Quote:
Kookie deserves a QP just for being Kookie
MightyMage
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Val will hear NOTHING!
The_Gootch:
Quote:
??? I dislike everyone. What makes you so special?
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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DagothGares
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No gods or kings
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posted March 29, 2009 01:55 AM |
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"You can't just sit on your moral high horse, wishing cancer upon the world!"
- TA
"Fighting a war for peace is like having sex for virginity."
- Mvassilev
"When the world gives you 100 reasons to cry, give it 101 reasons to smile  "
- winterfate
"A conclusion is the point when I'm tired of thinking."
- veco
"I can forgive myself for failing, but I can't forgive myself for not trying."
- winterfate
"Warhammer 40,000 is not a happy place. Rather than just being Darker And Edgier, it paints itself black and hurls itself over the edge"
- OmegaDestroyer
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted March 29, 2009 01:56 AM |
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Woock:
Quote:
Oh mijn God, er zit een bijl in mijn hoofd
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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blizzardboy
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Nerf Herder
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posted March 29, 2009 01:59 AM |
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Quote:
"Fighting a war for peace is like having sex for virginity."
- Mvassilev
That quote isn't unique. It was a line used by anti-war protesters in the U.S.-Vietnam War, only replace "having sex" with "screwing" and then replace "screwing" with it's more lewd synonym.
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted March 29, 2009 03:06 AM |
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Sorry, Mvass. That quote of mine isn't original. It's from tvtropes.org.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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mvassilev
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posted March 29, 2009 03:06 AM |
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Lexxan
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posted March 29, 2009 03:15 AM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 03:15, 29 Mar 2009.
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Lexxan:
Quote:
Marry in haste, repent at leashure
Blizzardboy:
Quote:
First comes love. Then comes marriage. The comes Xerox in a baby carriage
KD:
Quote:
Where are Vampires imprisoned? At blood cells
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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blizzardboy
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Nerf Herder
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posted March 29, 2009 03:36 AM |
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Xerdux/Xerox:
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I think my cats are cute. Now im going to get in bed with them and see if its possible to get a new super human/cat hybrid!
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Asheera
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Elite Assassin
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posted March 29, 2009 04:11 AM |
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How could you forget the legendaryQuote:
k
for TA?
Geny's sig:Quote:
I am THE ONE!
Sorry, Pan.
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Carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted March 29, 2009 10:19 AM |
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Penalities are free for the giving. Not for the taking, big difference~Elvin.
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Why can't you save anybody?
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Lord_Woock
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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted March 29, 2009 10:41 AM |
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Quote:
Woock:
Quote:
Oh mijn God, er zit een bijl in mijn hoofd
I don't remember saying that Source?
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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DagothGares
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No gods or kings
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posted March 29, 2009 02:19 PM |
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Quote:
Quote:
Woock:
Quote:
Oh mijn God, er zit een bijl in mijn hoofd
I don't remember saying that Source?
source
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mvassilev
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posted March 29, 2009 03:55 PM |
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted March 29, 2009 03:56 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 15:57, 29 Mar 2009.
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Quote:
What does the Woock quote mean?
Oh my God, there's an axe im my head!
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Evasion
Famous Hero
Groovy!
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posted March 29, 2009 05:19 PM |
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Laharl
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@TheDeath: why do you talking that much about Thanatos ? maybe you are thanatos and need a victim so that the people don't think you are him
nice try thanatos but this don't work
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