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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Things you never say to a cop
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Aculias
Aculias


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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted June 03, 2009 09:43 AM

Things you never say to a cop

Things you never say to a cop when you get pulled over.

"Dont worry officer, I'm from Canada"

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Lexxan
Lexxan


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Unimpressed by your logic
posted June 03, 2009 09:44 AM

Hey officer, it that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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Darkshadow
Darkshadow


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posted June 03, 2009 09:50 AM

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
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Elvin
Elvin


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posted June 03, 2009 10:00 AM

I wasn't driving on the wrong lane, I'm English!
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Supreme Hero
I am. Thusly I am.
posted June 03, 2009 10:02 AM

My license? I kinda spilled beer on it before, when I was trying to get my gun. That's cool, right?
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted June 03, 2009 10:04 AM

"Dont worry officer, they really are shorts!!!
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Lexxan
Lexxan


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Unimpressed by your logic
posted June 03, 2009 10:04 AM
Edited by Lexxan at 10:07, 03 Jun 2009.

Officer [pointing a gun at you] Freeze! Hold it... right there!
You: Woah! Don't shoot! I'm innocent! I'm an American!
Officer: Can't make up your mind, huh?

[Broken Sword quote]
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Supreme Hero
I am. Thusly I am.
posted June 03, 2009 10:05 AM

My license, eh? Eh... Um... I've got a donut?!
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bixie
bixie


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my common sense is tingling!
posted June 03, 2009 10:23 AM

Don't worry officer, the burglar get up is just a disguise, I'm actually a serial murderer
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Elvin
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posted June 03, 2009 10:36 AM

My dog ate my license but rest assured he will be disciplined!
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xerox
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posted June 03, 2009 10:37 AM

"Police police potato pig"

Nah, I dont think they would care if you I said anything to them.

However when I was in Egypt the police had huge guns so that felt kind of uncomfortable >.>
Same thing in Turkey, but on a much smaller scale.
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bixie
bixie


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my common sense is tingling!
posted June 03, 2009 10:44 AM
Edited by bixie at 10:56, 03 Jun 2009.

well, my good man, you have a choice. you can go through the time wasting paperwork that will do me for indecent exposure, in which case remove the sheep from my lap.
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Binabik
Binabik


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posted June 03, 2009 10:53 AM

"f*** you pig"  then blow marijuana smoke in their face

I really did that at a protest in Washington DC


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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted June 03, 2009 11:58 AM

"Dont worry Officer, My wife asked me to buy this white sugar then put it in a baggy...
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TitaniumAlloy
TitaniumAlloy


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posted June 03, 2009 12:22 PM

Police fined me for crossing the road the other day.
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DagothGares
DagothGares


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No gods or kings
posted June 03, 2009 12:39 PM

Hello, there, officer Sweety Buns!
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bixie
bixie


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my common sense is tingling!
posted June 03, 2009 01:00 PM

look, if its about the kids, tell shawn I won't be needing them until i'm horny!
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War-overlord
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posted June 03, 2009 01:15 PM

"Oh, look at that. I just lost a $50 bill in my licence"
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Aculias
Aculias


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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted June 03, 2009 02:52 PM

"Hiccup"!!! "No officer I only had 5 beers.."
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Ednaguy
Ednaguy


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posted June 03, 2009 03:31 PM

Pretty much everything this guy said.
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