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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Nixonite
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posted May 03, 2013 07:09 PM |
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Ok... round closed.
mvass - Because they couldn't divide it into north and south.
Americans tried that much later and it didn't turn out well. 1 point
NoobX - Because my ass demanded a sacrafice!
ALL HAIL THE HOLY BUTT!
Not to sound too critical, but... lame. 1 point
bixie - Roman hiphop feuds, leading to the death of duopackus and biggus smallis by chariot drive-by.
Ah, hip hop, the origin of many wars. 2 points
Trogdor - They wanted to separate the beasts from the humans.
And...? 1 point
Poly - Incompatible dance moves were at the heart of the split. Also, the Byzantines really wanted a solo album.
That worked until Turkish bands became too popular2 points
master_learn - Because Romans have given nothing to us except roads,education,sanitation,medicine,public order and peace.
Makes you wish they were still around as an empire... 2 points
Shyranis - Because the hipsters wanted to practice "Western medicine"
SCIENCE!! 3 points
Leaderboard:
1.Trogdor: 15 points
2.master_learn : 15 points
3.NoobX: 13 points
4.bixie: 5 points
5.Shyranis : 5 points
6.OmegaDestroyer: 3 points
7.Minion: 3 points
9.Damacon_Ace: 3 points
9.mvassilev: 3 points
10.The_Polyglot: 3 points
11.fred79: 2 points
12.LizardWarrior: 2 points
13.gnomes2169: 1 point
14.Ghost: 1 point
Next round:
Where was Elvis Presley born?
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Horses don't die on a dog's wish.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 03, 2013 07:19 PM |
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Edited by NoobX at 19:20, 03 May 2013.
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The real question is: Why did... LOOK I'VE GOT A BATTERING RAM IN MY NOSE! YIPPE! TRAINS!
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Nixonite
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posted May 03, 2013 07:42 PM |
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And I thought my jokes were bad...
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Horses don't die on a dog's wish.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 03, 2013 07:46 PM |
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Actually, I wanted this to sound stupid. Why? Because this game needs wrong, stupid answers!
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Nixonite
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posted May 03, 2013 07:52 PM |
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It needs wrong ones. Not stupid. Wrong does not equal stupid.
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Horses don't die on a dog's wish.
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 03, 2013 08:00 PM |
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
channeling capybara energy
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posted May 03, 2013 11:00 PM |
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He was borne to the end of time itself, by sixteen drunk Liberal Arts majors. The concert he gave there was Milliways' main attraction for a record-breaking 4 years 8 days 15 hours 16 minutes and 23.42 seconds. In fact, he thus inadvertently caused the Big Bang, with all its known consequences.
EDIT: Typo, nothing serious, please don't disqualify me
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Friend-shaped
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Damacon_Ace
Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
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posted May 04, 2013 03:57 AM |
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He was born in the planet Gelgamek, then he was taken to another planet where he was raised by none other than Zordon of the Power Rangers fame.
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No one knows my true nature here...
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Vindicator
Supreme Hero
Right Back Extraordinaire
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posted May 04, 2013 04:03 AM |
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Quote:
Elfland.
More like...
Elfisland!
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That my answer. 
I know, I know. I know which way the door is.
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master_learn
Legendary Hero
walking to the library
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posted May 04, 2013 10:53 AM |
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In the truck.
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"I heard the latest HD version disables playing Heroes. Please reconsider."-Salamandre
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted May 04, 2013 02:15 PM |
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The offices of GlaxoSmithKline headquarters.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted May 05, 2013 03:01 AM |
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On this bed, and for only 25,000 dollars, I'm willing to sell it to you!
Please, leave behind your contact and credit card information, and we'll sort out the rest.
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Nixonite
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posted May 06, 2013 08:36 AM |
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Round closed
NoobX - The real question is: Why did... LOOK I'VE GOT A BATTERING RAM IN MY NOSE! YIPPE! TRAINS!
It is wrong, so 1 point
mvass - Elfland
When he got older he looked more like Santa Claus. 2 points
Poly - He was borne to the end of time itself, by sixteen drunk Liberal Arts majors. The concert he gave there was Milliways' main attraction for a record-breaking 4 years 8 days 15 hours 16 minutes and 23.42 seconds. In fact, he thus inadvertently caused the Big Bang, with all its known consequences.
He'll return and turn us all into peanut butter & banana sandwiches. 3 points
Damacon_Ace
He was born in the planet Gelgamek, then he was taken to another planet where he was raised by none other than Zordon of the Power Rangers fame.
It's hummin' time! 3 points
master_learn - in the truck
Now all truck drivers hope for a life of fame and fortune thanks to that. 1 point
Vindi - Elfisland
Nice pun, here's 1 point
Trog - GlaxoSmithKline
And all this time I thought he was born in an igloo. 2 points
Dagoth - On this bed, and for only 25,000 dollars, I'm willing to sell it to you!
Please, leave behind your contact and credit card information, and we'll sort out the rest.
I'll take it. I offer 3 points
Leaderboard
1.Trogdor: 17 points
2.master_learn : 16 points
3.NoobX: 14 points
4.Damacon_Ace: 6 points
5.The_Polyglot: 6 points
6..mvassilev: 5 points
7.bixie: 5 points
8.Shyranis : 5 points
9.DagothGares: 3 points
10.OmegaDestroyer: 3 points
11.Minion: 3 points
12.fred79: 2 points
13.LizardWarrior: 2 points
14.gnomes2169: 1 point
15.Ghost: 1 point
16.Vindicator- 1 point
Next round:
Who is the Eternal President of North Korea?
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Horses don't die on a dog's wish.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 06, 2013 10:37 AM |
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A chocolate cookie!
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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master_learn
Legendary Hero
walking to the library
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posted May 06, 2013 11:01 AM |
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Fidel.
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"I heard the latest HD version disables playing Heroes. Please reconsider."-Salamandre
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
channeling capybara energy
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posted May 06, 2013 11:38 AM |
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No-one, as this title has recently been rescinded. The newly established position of Eternal President of the Known World however, is held by none other than Psy.
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Friend-shaped
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 06, 2013 01:56 PM |
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted May 07, 2013 02:43 PM |
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A random strand of hair with a life of its own. On second thought, that strand of hair belonged to Peculias.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Damacon_Ace
Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
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posted May 08, 2013 05:36 AM |
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Marilyn Manson.
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No one knows my true nature here...
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted May 08, 2013 09:35 AM |
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Elmo
seriously, I don't trust that ******.
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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