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master_learn
Legendary Hero
walking to the library
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posted May 13, 2013 11:28 AM |
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"Who is Brian?"
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"I heard the latest HD version disables playing Heroes. Please reconsider."-Salamandre
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted May 13, 2013 01:41 PM |
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"E tu quoque, Brute fili mi?"
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted May 14, 2013 02:18 PM |
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"I told you, it's next minute, not nek minnit!"
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 14, 2013 02:45 PM |
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Nixonite
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posted May 15, 2013 12:28 PM |
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On to the results...
Noobie - "...and in 2013 someone's gonna ask what did I say to you."
I c wach u did thar. 2 points
Poly - 'I AM YOUR FATHER'
I'm afraid to ask who Tom's mother was then. 3 points
ML - "Who is Brian?"
Win. 3 points
Dagoth - "E tu quoque, Brute fili mi?"
And Thomas asked him for a salad as a sign. 1 point
Trog - "I told you, it's next minute, not nek minnit!"
Jesus liked some random fun chat. 2 points
mvass - "God is dead."
Thomas then said, "Long live Manitou"3 points
1.Trogdor: 27 points
2.master_learn : 27 points
3.NoobX: 22 points
4.The_Polyglot: 16 points
5.Damacon_Ace: 15 points
6.mvassilev: 12 points
7.DagothGares: 11 points
8.bixie: 8 points
9.OmegaDestroyer: 6 points
10.Shyranis : 5 points
11.Minion: 3 points
12.fred79: 2 points
13.LizardWarrior: 2 points
14.gnomes2169: 1 point
15.Ghost: 1 point
16.Vindicator- 1 point
NEXT ROUND:
King Arthur and He-Man meet. What do they say to each other?
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Horses don't die on a dog's wish.
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
channeling capybara energy
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posted May 15, 2013 02:25 PM |
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King Arthur: Thou art really called 'Hymen'?
He-Man: Yes, sire. 'Tis but my dads' insecurity complex at work, I assure Thee, I am the most masculine man round these parts.
King Arthur: Thou will be a most fine addition to our court then. *coy look*
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Friend-shaped
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 15, 2013 03:47 PM |
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"Yo, waszup!"
"Nuttin, mon."
"Wanna watch fairie porn?"
"Ya, mon, let's go!"
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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master_learn
Legendary Hero
walking to the library
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posted May 16, 2013 10:43 AM |
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"Have you seen lady Guinevere recently?"
"Yes,she accepted the offer."
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"I heard the latest HD version disables playing Heroes. Please reconsider."-Salamandre
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted May 16, 2013 03:31 PM |
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He-Man: "It's Tweetmail Time, time to take advice from a man who once made a snuff film with Orlando Bloom."
King Arthur: "THAT IS COMPLETELY FALSE! It was with Colin Farrell."
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted May 16, 2013 11:10 PM |
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He-man: I can't believe that you have such trouble from your sister.
Arthur: Yep... Still, at least I'm getting laid.
He-man: D:
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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Damacon_Ace
Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
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posted May 17, 2013 01:47 AM |
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Arthur: What is this? Where's your armor?
He-Man: Aren't you a little overdressed with all that armor and cloaks on your body?
Arthur: Well it protects me from you-know-what?
He-Man: And what is that?
Arthur: HIV.
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No one knows my true nature here...
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Nixonite
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posted May 18, 2013 08:06 AM |
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Poly - King Arthur: Thou art really called 'Hymen'?
He-Man: Yes, sire. 'Tis but my dads' insecurity complex at work, I assure Thee, I am the most masculine man round these parts.
King Arthur: Thou will be a most fine addition to our court then. *coy look*
Well played, well played. 3 points
NoobX - "Yo, waszup!"
"Nuttin, mon."
"Wanna watch fairie porn?"
"Ya, mon, let's go!"
Predictable. 1 point
ML - "Have you seen lady Guinevere recently?"
"Yes,she accepted the offer."
This is close to what I would've answered lol 2 points
Trog - He-Man: "It's Tweetmail Time, time to take advice from a man who once made a snuff film with Orlando Bloom."
King Arthur: "THAT IS COMPLETELY FALSE! It was with Colin Farrell."
I say it was with Richard gere. 3 points
bixie - He-man: I can't believe that you have such trouble from your sister.
Arthur: Yep... Still, at least I'm getting laid.
He-man: D:
True to the spirit of those times. 2 points
Damacon_Ace- Arthur: What is this? Where's your armor?
He-Man: Aren't you a little overdressed with all that armor and cloaks on your body?
Arthur: Well it protects me from you-know-what?
He-Man: And what is that?
Arthur: HIV.
Legendary kings were always smarter than they looked. 2 points
1.Trogdor: 30 points
2.master_learn : 29 points
3.NoobX: 23 points
4.The_Polyglot: 19 points
5.Damacon_Ace: 17 points
6.mvassilev: 12 points
7.DagothGares: 11 points
8.bixie: 10 points
9.OmegaDestroyer: 6 points
10.Shyranis : 5 points
11.Minion: 3 points
12.fred79: 2 points
13.LizardWarrior: 2 points
14.gnomes2169: 1 point
15.Ghost: 1 point
16.Vindicator- 1 point
NEXT ROUND:
Earth has the honor of representing the Milky Way in an intergalactic music festival. Which singer/band will Earth send?
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Horses don't die on a dog's wish.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 18, 2013 08:14 AM |
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If we want to be attacked and destroyed by the whole galaxy, I think that Justin Bieber or One Direction would be perfect.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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master_learn
Legendary Hero
walking to the library
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posted May 18, 2013 10:19 AM |
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First we should discuss with Miss O(head of MIB) which singer/band is in fact human.
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"I heard the latest HD version disables playing Heroes. Please reconsider."-Salamandre
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
channeling capybara energy
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posted May 18, 2013 11:09 AM |
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12 genetically enhanced cats. There's always room for adowable kitties in show business.
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Friend-shaped
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Damacon_Ace
Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
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posted May 18, 2013 01:11 PM |
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A talking dog, the Numa Numa Guy, and a pair of drunken hooligans.
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No one knows my true nature here...
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted May 18, 2013 02:24 PM |
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Jeremy Clarkson
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted May 18, 2013 04:18 PM |
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fred phelps and the village people.
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Nixonite
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posted May 20, 2013 01:07 PM |
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ROUND ENDED.
Noobie - 1 point
Predictable.
Master - 2 points
We should also check if they have 2 sexes like we do.
Poly - 2 points
Are the cats Jewish?
Damacon - 3 points
Alcohol is free!
Trog - 1 point
And where's Jay leno?
bixie - 3 points
Because everything else is too mainstream.
1.Trogdor: 31 points
2.master_learn : 31 points
3.NoobX: 24 points
4.The_Polyglot: 21 points
5.Damacon_Ace: 20 points
6.bixie: 13 points
7.mvassilev: 2 points
8.DagothGares: 11 points
9.OmegaDestroyer: 6 points
10.Shyranis : 5 points
11.Minion: 3 points
12.fred79: 2 points
13.LizardWarrior: 2 points
14.gnomes2169: 1 point
15.Ghost: 1 point
16.Vindicator- 1 point
A Mormon, a gypsy and Uma Thurman walk into a bar. The punchline is...
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Horses don't die on a dog's wish.
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
channeling capybara energy
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posted May 20, 2013 01:14 PM |
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Late to the partay.
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Friend-shaped
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