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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted January 30, 2014 03:19 AM |
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Well then I suggest you google the word crumpet! Because you won't be getting any from me.
*flounces off*
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted January 30, 2014 03:51 AM |
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Oh for pity's sake. Do I need to get out the rum to settle you down? Stop all of this flouncing immediately and respond to the new round.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted January 31, 2014 03:13 AM |
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Vindicator said:
He had elbawed one too many people on the exiling committee.
And here he's the one that told people to never interrupt an enemy when he's making a mistake. - 1 pt
Mvassilev said:
They felt bad for him after he had to rule France for over a decade.
Every man needs a vacation. - 2 pts
Baklava said:
Born of a rather unfortunate courage, Napoleon was always made the butt of all jokes in the French military.
Hopelessly searching for something to run away from and finally prove himself to the people he governed, he fought all of Europe and, to his horror, won. Finally, he turned to Islam, finding promise in Mohammad's sacred flight from Mecca.
Mohammad's answer was clear and prophetic: go to Russia, get pissed on vodka, wake up, see who you had secks with.
The Russian campaign left Napoleon a broken man, yet his countrymen adore him to this very day.
If only he had removed all kebab from the premise. - 2 pts
bixie said:
It involved a 25'X20' world map, alot of booze, and a midget with a prussian helm...
Whoever says the spike on the top serves no purpose clearly doesn't play games with the right people - 3 pts
Sandman said:
He didn't meet minimum height restrictions of France.
It's hard to underestimate the value of image. - 1 pt
Trogdor said:
IDRIS headquarters, where he was originally meant to be exiled, was too overcrowded.
A personal island resort will have to do. - 1 pt
Polyglot said:
His sex appeal combined with his political power was too much to handle: It literally threatened the stability, nay even the continuing existence of France as they knew it. The stampeding horde of French women spontaneously forming around him whenever he left his palace lay waste to anything and everything in their path. This was part of the reason why he could conquer so many countries so quickly, an often overlooked contributing factor to his various successful campaigns. Alas, the side effects such as the massive population drop of France itself made it unsustainable in the long run.
I guess the French beat the Soviets with sticking women on the frontline after all. - 1 pt
NoobX said:
Because he is French. French people must make things complicated.
A guillotine is a terrible thing to waste. - 1pt
Celfious said:
His short temper was a real problem, especially when confronted about wearing high heels
And just think: if he had said yes, we'd all be wearing them today - 2 pts
The Winter and Spring Games Round 3: What famous statement did US President Ronald Reagan give to General Secretary Mikhail Gorbachev concerning the Berlin Wall?
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 31, 2014 04:00 AM |
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Mooooole...
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted January 31, 2014 06:17 AM |
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We wont stand for any change to our first amendment because of one song. I assure you that he meant some other wall anyways.
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What are you up to
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 31, 2014 07:13 AM |
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"We've built Apollo Program and you're still building walls?"
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Eccentric Opinion
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted January 31, 2014 09:19 AM |
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"I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BAAAAAAALL!~"
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Sandman
Known Hero
Fearsome Warrior
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posted January 31, 2014 09:24 AM |
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" What state is Berlin in and why did they build a dam wall through it, i'm giving em all the chair! "
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted January 31, 2014 11:55 AM |
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"If you see Vladimir Putin , please punch him in the face for me."
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
channeling capybara energy
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posted January 31, 2014 12:05 PM |
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No, that's NOT how you ought to recreate the Great Wall of China. I DON'T care what happens to walls in Soviet Russia!
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Friend-shaped
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted February 01, 2014 09:25 PM |
bonus applied by Shyranis on 02 Feb 2014. |
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Fred79 said:
Mooooole...
Birthmaaaaaark! - 2 pt
Celfious said:
We wont stand for any change to our first amendment because of one song. I assure you that he meant some other wall anyways.
Wall of Pain! - 2 pt
Mvassilev said:
"We've built Apollo Program and you're still building walls?"
They were actually upgraded to curtains - 1 pt
Bixie said:
"I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BAAAAAAALL!~"
Most fun toy ever. -2 pt
Sandman said:
" What state is Berlin in and why did they build a dam wall through it, i'm giving em all the chair! "
The naughty chair? -2 pt
Trogdor said:
"If you see Vladimir Putin , please punch him in the face for me."
Some random KGB operative? Chill, it's not like the guy is gonna become president or something. - 3 pt
Polyglot said:
No, that's NOT how you ought to recreate the Great Wall of China. I DON'T care what happens to walls in Soviet Russia!
In Soviet Russia, Great Wall of China recreates you? - 2 pt
The Winter and Spring Games Round 4: How did Darth Vader end up on life support in a robotic suit?
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 01, 2014 09:57 PM |
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Sandman
Known Hero
Fearsome Warrior
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posted February 02, 2014 02:53 PM |
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He got curious and inserted his lightsaber somewhere he really shouldn't have. The idea of "use the force" didn't help though 
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Vindicator
Supreme Hero
Right Back Extraordinaire
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posted February 02, 2014 02:57 PM |
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Fear. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to ending up on life support in a robotic suit.
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Shyranis
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted February 02, 2014 05:29 PM |
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He took a nut that a certain squirrel was eyeing.
Edit: have a cookie. Thanks for bringing this old classic back.
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Youtube has terminated my account without reason.
Please express why it should be reinstated on
Twitter.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted February 02, 2014 06:10 PM |
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This might sound complicated but try to follow my logic.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted February 02, 2014 06:14 PM |
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He tried to kill Lucas. But instead Lucas nearly killed him.
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted February 02, 2014 08:09 PM |
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Mr vader ate contaminated salsa at a restaurant. Now known as hepatitis salsa, this particular batch gave him a bad case of the shartz that would never go away.
(And seriously? No joke!! I saw this waitress pour unfinished salsas into a pitcher which they fill up more with. I saw this a number of times as she cleared off tables, I was sitting at the dining bar watching her do this 3 times!!! When I confronted her about disease she said "Its my job, theres nothing I can do, all ______ restaurants do this" Well, I really doubt all of those restaurants do that, but I wont be eating there anymore)
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted February 02, 2014 08:57 PM |
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got into a rap battle with Stephen Fry.
MC QI done smoked his ass!
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zamfir
Promising
Supreme Hero
Allez allez allez
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posted February 03, 2014 12:44 AM |
- penalty applied by Corribus on 05 Feb 2014. |
Edited by zamfir at 22:35, 08 Feb 2014.
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