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Mytical
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Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted July 31, 2009 12:09 PM |
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Edited by Mytical at 07:52, 22 Aug 2009.
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What would you do?
Ok here is a new game I've been considering for a bit (after making the difficult question thread). I will give you a situation. The object is simple enough, explain what you would do in the situation. I will then assign points for the answer. While there is no 'right' answer certain things will give you bonus points.
If the post is funny.
If the post follows the theme of the question. (Ie Here is an example question and answer)
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The situation is that you are a Mafia Don who has a meeting with another powerful Don, but an emergency only you can handle arrises and you assign your most trusted person to go to the meeting. While there 'Jimmy' (The person you sent to the meeting) makes an agreement that will cost you dearly because he has been looking for a way to betray you. What do you do?
If you answer like a Mafia Don would (grammer, etc) then you get bonus points.
If you somehow guess one of the few answers I think are the 'funniest' or most fitting (no hints, sorry) then you get even more bonus points..and then I wonder how to keep you out of my head.
So since the sample situation above is an interesting one..how about it. How do you handle 'Jimmy' making such a bad deal on your behalf?
Leaderboard
Mvass - 25
Geny - 20
Trog - 20
Kipshaz - 20
Fauch - 16
Omegadestroyer - 16
The Death - 15
Lucky - 15
Rarensu - 12
Jiriki9 - 12
Asheera - 11
William - 8
Warmonger - 7
Dagoth - 7
B-E-T-A - 6
Joon - 4
Lex - 4
Society99 - 3
Mamgaeater - 3
Darkshadow - 2
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Fauch
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted July 31, 2009 06:05 PM |
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Jimmy, you betrayed the family.
Your family.
Your own family.
You know what that means?
You know it right?
Tell me you know.
Yes, you know it?
Then, that's fine.
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TheDeath
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
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posted July 31, 2009 07:09 PM |
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Jimmy... Son...
...I'm disappoint.
*grab axe*
*swing axe almost hitting Jimmy*
No seriously son, you really thought I would actually kill you with an axe? *laugh humorously*
*suddenly while laughing pull out a gun and shoot Jimmy in the head*
Bullet's fine for you.
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The above post is subject to SIRIOUSness.
No jokes were harmed during the making of this signature.
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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted July 31, 2009 07:14 PM |
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Jimmy, you know the Family's been taking care of you ever since your parents' accident. I think it's time you finally gave back to those who have given so much for you. Son, that's why I think it's time you got yourself an honest job, and we have an offer for you. We've opened a seafood restaurant on the beach, and we need a night watchman. So, how would you like to sleep with the fishes?
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Eccentric Opinion
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 02, 2009 06:09 AM |
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Hoping for more entrants but here goes.
Fauch - Interesting spin on things. 4 points.
TheDeath -  3 points.
Mvass - Isn't it hard for fish to sleep with no eyelids? 5 points.
One of the answers might have scored highest is : "Jimmy? That mook bought it? Yeah, I had an emergency, cause I wanted proof that Jimmy was a snitch. Now there is one less rat in the nest, cause that meeting was a set up."
That is just one example however.
Now the next situation. You have just been called a 'Mamma's Boy'..what do you do?! (there will be a few of these "You have just been called.." situations..remember the object is to be funny )
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Message received.
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Rarensu
Known Hero
Formerly known as RTI
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posted August 02, 2009 09:49 AM |
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Edited by Rarensu at 09:56, 02 Aug 2009.
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[insulted by a male]
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Yes. Perhaps it is true that I have a touch of Oedipus complex. You, on the other hand, seem to have a touch of Electra complex.
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And, yet, somehow, I still have a better chance of scoring than you.
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Sincerely,
A Proponent of Spelling, Grammar, Punctuation, and Courtesy.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 02, 2009 10:15 AM |
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Make a sad face, look the offender in the eyes and say: "my mother died when I was 3 ".
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted August 02, 2009 02:57 PM |
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I would say that it isn't actually my Mum, it just looks like a Mum, in fact it may be your Mum.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 02, 2009 03:00 PM |
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JoonasTo
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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 02, 2009 06:39 PM |
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Sorry man, couldn't resist, your mom is just soooooo fine.
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kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted August 02, 2009 10:11 PM |
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Right, right... Got anymore bed time stories?
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Jiriki9
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Altar Dweller
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posted August 02, 2009 10:29 PM |
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*running to my mother* Mommom, mommy, this...*sniff* baaaad guy has *sniff* said baaaaad thing sto me, hug me!!!! *SNIFF*
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 04, 2009 07:26 AM |
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Edited by Mytical at 10:12, 04 Aug 2009.
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Over all some decent replies . Remember the 'normal' max is 5..(but there are bonus points out there)
Rarensu - Since I liked the first one better (try to stay with one response  ) I will judge it. I am sure that would confuse them . 3 points
Geny -  3 points.
Trog - 2 points. Yeah they would be confused, but I am too a little.
Mvass - 2. I havn't adopted that post.
Joon - 4. Yes, yes she was.
Kipshasz : 3. Tell me another bedtime story?
Jiriki - 6 (4 for the post, +2 bonus points for other things ).
Another comical response would be. "I'd beat you up, but my mommy said that is not nice."
You've just been caught red handed with a sack of money from a bank robbery. How do you talk your way out of it?!
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Message received.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 04, 2009 09:31 AM |
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"Fine. I'll just throw my yard trimmings in the car compactor."
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Society99
Adventuring Hero
I am too much of a spammer!
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posted August 04, 2009 09:40 AM |
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"Hey dude, have you seen these new napkins that looks like real moneybills? Yeah, i got a whole BAG of 'em from my friend José!"
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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 04, 2009 09:55 AM |
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"Don't send me to jail, officer. You see, I have two small children, and what would they do without their father?
Incidentally, that is how I came about this money. They once asked me what a million dollars looked like, so I went on the internet and printed off what would look something like a million dollars, just to show them, of course. I am no counterfeiter - this money could not be mistaken for being real. If you will look closely, you will see that the security marking is one nanometre to the left of where it would be on a real dollar bill. No true counterfeiter would make such an obvious error. And yet some loutish thief made that mistake, stole the money, and deposited it in the bank. Naturally, I was aghast at this development, so I decided to remedy the bank's mistake.
Officer, I can clearly see that you are a man of justice. Now, would it really be just to punish a man for trying to teach his children about money?"
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Eccentric Opinion
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Fauch
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 04, 2009 06:05 PM |
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Edited by Fauch at 18:05, 04 Aug 2009.
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how much am I going to be fined?
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TheDeath
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Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
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posted August 04, 2009 06:08 PM |
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"25% and you haven't seen me, alright?"
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kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted August 04, 2009 06:23 PM |
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Edited by kipshasz at 18:37, 04 Aug 2009.
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So, polititians can steal, but I, a humble factory worker can't? Well what the snow? It's just a few hundred thousands! A drop in an ocean!*seeing that this won't work* Bah, choke on it you son of a snow *throws the sack of cash in the policeman's face*
Or
get your filthy hands off it! I stole it fair'n'square!
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted August 04, 2009 07:44 PM |
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Listen, I have contacts. They know where you live, they know your family, you really think this is worth it?
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