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Darkshadow
Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
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posted August 04, 2009 08:04 PM |
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I don't get caught...Infact, am robbing a bank right now  .
But honestly, I don't think there is much talking out of it 
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted August 04, 2009 09:37 PM |
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"This is just part of Obama's economic plan. You know, where you take from the rich and give to the poor?"
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted August 04, 2009 09:37 PM |
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Sit down son
kiss ring
its don borliona speaking to you now
have some respect
"slaps jimmy"
why did you do it?
did i not fed you enought
not enought cloths?
not enought money?
"slaps jimmy again"
you basterd
"italino swearing"
see the family comes first
no one betrays the familia
those who do
die
"takes gun,gives jimmy a third eye socket".
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types in obscure english
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted August 05, 2009 09:45 AM |
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"What do you mean I'm a robber? I just caught a robber. Don't believe me? Check out the cop car parked around the corner."
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 05, 2009 10:04 AM |
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Edited by Mytical at 06:15, 06 Aug 2009.
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Ok, some of these answers had me laughing so hard my side hurt.
Geny - Crunch...all that hard work for nothing, but at least no jail time?! 5 (including bonuses, just because you lost the money tho )
Society99 - Is those like the trick handcuffs magicians use? 3 (it was funny though!)
Mvass - what can I say .. 6!
Fauch - That was a fine post. 3
TheDeath - 25%? Hmm make it 35. 3
Kisphaz - couldn't decide which answer I liked better. Either would net you 6 points.
Asheera -  Have to only give you a 2 for it (I know you can do better!), but it would deffinately send me running for the hills.
Darkshadow : But if you were not caught you can't even try to talk your way out! Funny post so 0 +2 (for funny) = 2.
Trogdor - MUCH better. No haha funny, but decent answer 4.
Omegadestroyer - Hmm what no golden parachute? 5.
Antipaladin - Decent answer to the first question, and it does go with the spirit of the question. Not haha funny..so I will give it a 4.
Sometimes I will explain scores, sometimes not. I like the answers so far  .
Somebody who thinks they are mentally superior to you has just wrote that you are a "Cretenous Jackanape" on a public forum and you have to respond. How do you respond?
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Message received.
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Darkshadow
Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
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posted August 05, 2009 10:09 AM |
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Mytical, When I said "I don't think there is much talking out of it" I meant my bank robbing habbit
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 05, 2009 10:11 AM |
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Hmm not sure how to respond to that 
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Message received.
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jiriki9
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Altar Dweller
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posted August 05, 2009 10:52 AM |
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"The correct spelling would be "cretinous jackanapes", you brainless centipede."
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted August 05, 2009 02:55 PM |
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Ouch. So of all the entries, mine's the only one that got ignored. Ow. My feelings.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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lucky_dwarf
Promising
Supreme Hero
Visiting
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posted August 05, 2009 03:20 PM |
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"i have no idea where you were doing the day they passed out common sense, maybe you were running late, or you were listening to your favorite boy band and drove on by. For the last time, 1+1 is two not three, not but Two."
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So much has changed in my absence.
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kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted August 05, 2009 03:42 PM |
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Yea, says the guy who learns this stuff from an online dictionary. Shoud I begin discuss your impotance problems? Or your addiction to zoophilia?
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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TheDeath
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
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posted August 05, 2009 03:49 PM |
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You're on the wrong tab, this isn't YouTube.
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The above post is subject to SIRIOUSness.
No jokes were harmed during the making of this signature.
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted August 05, 2009 08:09 PM |
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"No need to blame others for your own problems."
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 06, 2009 01:39 AM |
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Quote:
You're on the wrong tab, this isn't YouTube.
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"Sorry about that. I accidentally let one of my cretinous jackanapes out of their cages while I was feeding it. Unfortunately, it escaped and is probably insulting people on a public forum somewhere."
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Eccentric Opinion
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Fauch
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 06, 2009 03:41 AM |
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what is a "Cretenous Jackanape" ?
(that's my entry btw)
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Mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted August 06, 2009 03:45 AM |
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thank you!
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Protection From Everything.
dota
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 06, 2009 06:14 AM |
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Edited by Mytical at 08:51, 07 Aug 2009.
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Ouch. So of all the entries, mine's the only one that got ignored. Ow. My feelings.
You can prove NOTHING
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Message received.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted August 06, 2009 09:56 AM |
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I'd reply "You're not that intelligent because I saw you post "FIRST" in every other topic!"
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 07, 2009 09:06 AM |
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Edited by Mytical at 09:07, 07 Aug 2009.
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Everybody is so Sirious (misspelled on purpose just like something else was ). Still one person actually came close to the first thing that popped into my head when I came up with this scenario. Fauch...stay OUT of my mind!
Jiriki9 - 2 (post) 1 (so so on funny) = 3
Lucky_Dwarf - 2 (post) 2(Boy band alone was worth 1) = 4
Kipshasx - Zoophilia???? *shivers* 3 - post 1 for creepiness factor=4
TheDeath - 2 (post) 1 (creepiness factor for youtube) = 3. I am disapoint.
Asheera - 3 (post) . A little serious, but still a good answer.
Mvass - not one of your best. = 3 (post)
Fauch - 3 for post 2 for creeping me out how close you were to the first thing I thought. = 5
Mamga - 3 (post) 1 (so so on funny) = 4
Trog - 4 (post and other)
First response I thought of ? "Once I figure out what that means I will get you!"
Don't feel bad if you get a low score. What I find funny can be a lot different then what somebody else does.
Next scenario. The OP of a thread has just given your post a LOW score. What do you do?!
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Message received.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted August 07, 2009 09:55 AM |
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"I'm Trogdor, of course it's gonna get a low score. It's why I have only one red star."
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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