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Aculias
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posted April 08, 2011 09:05 AM |
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nice thread Corribus 
Only Clinton can stand in one stall & piss on the other one without turning!
Anyways no hard feelings i hope.
I know we got dif personalities & I always respect that!
I dont expect you to like everything i do.
BUT
I can always hit the toilet without rimming it!
Or leaving the toilet seat up for Selcy if i did purposely hit it 
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selcy
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posted April 08, 2011 09:09 AM |
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Thanks for sharing Acu  .
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Aculias
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posted April 08, 2011 09:13 AM |
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With love of course!
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Aculias
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posted April 08, 2011 09:15 AM |
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I am more curious.
With Mytical.
I mean does she sit or stand now!!!?
Ok maybe not that curious LOL.\
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Doomforge
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posted April 08, 2011 09:58 AM |
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I always leave the toilet seat up. I don't know why girls make a big fuss about this If I have to put the toilet seat up every time I go to the bathroom, why can't they put it down everytime they go without moaning that they have to?
what's with the gender equality here?
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Aculias
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posted April 08, 2011 10:01 AM |
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Nothing like a pissed off Woman after falling through the toilet LOL.
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selcy
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posted April 08, 2011 10:01 AM |
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I always leave the toilet seat up. I don't know why girls make a big fuss about this If I have to put the toilet seat up every time I go to the bathroom, why can't they put it down everytime they go without moaning that they have to?
what's with the gender equality here?
Thats so true we can put the seat down but then at least we don't miss .
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Aculias
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posted April 08, 2011 10:03 AM |
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Worst then falling through the toilet, is if your dating an inaccurate Toilet rim shooter. Then you fall through
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selcy
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posted April 08, 2011 10:04 AM |
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Worst then falling through the toilet, is if your dating an inaccurate Toilet rim shooter. Then you fall through
All I can say is
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Doomforge
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posted April 08, 2011 10:05 AM |
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Thats so true we can put the seat down but then at least we don't miss .
We have to prove our accuracy, women just cheat and sit!
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selcy
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posted April 08, 2011 10:10 AM |
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yes but if thats not bad enough you never clean it up either your aim is crap but yea yea you come up with different excuses as to why you miss  .
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posted April 08, 2011 10:35 AM |
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I'm a convinced sitter. It's just a lot more comfortable, actually.
Frankly, I have to meet the guy who will not sometimes causes splash damage, simply because of too high pressure, being half drunk and careless or simply being focussed on something else while taking a leak.
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selcy
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posted April 08, 2011 01:05 PM |
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You should put the toilet seat down and the lid or don't use your tooth brush again .
Spray from flushing the toilet
If you don’t close the lid before you flush the toilet, the spray from the toilet flush can land up to several feet away from the toilet. The spray is hard to see with the naked eye.
When you flush the toilet, the spray from the toilet bowl can contain a range of viruses and bacteria, some of which may cause serious illnesses. Some of the viruses and bacteria can survive for hours or days. It is therefore important to shut the lid before you flush the toilet.
How to see this for yourself – a fun experiment
Before you start, make sure that the toilet has been flushed properly.
Put about 15ml (1 tablespoon) of food colouring into the toilet bowl.
Put the seat up and stretch cling film across the top of the bowl, so that it covers all of it and sticks to the outside of the toilet.
Flush the toilet and watch as droplets fly up to the underside of the cling film. If the cling film wasn’t there, those drops could fly out and land on the floor.
Let each pupil or child look at the cling film through a magnifying glass, to see how many smaller droplets there are. The drops could all be carrying germs that can make us ill.
Don't forget to remove the cling film! It should be put in an outside bin.
Everyone who took part should wash their hands after this experiment.
If you really want to annoy someone leave the cling film on lol 
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Corribus
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posted April 08, 2011 03:41 PM |
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In my experience, there are four types of urinal staring.
1. He who looks straight ahead. This is what I do. I stare straight at the wall and focus my eyes on some imaginary point some five to ten meters beyond it. I do not turn my head under any circumstances. There's really nothing I want to see anywhere, and visual stimuli could be distracting. I want to get out of there as fast as I can.
2. He who looks upwards. I'm not sure why people do this. Are they searching for cracks on the ceiling? Stretching their necks? What?
3. He who looks to the side. This should be strictly forbidden. The only reason I can see that you would look to one side or the other is that (A) you are talking to someone or (B) you're comparing wang sizes. Either one crosses the border into WRONG.
4. He who looks down. On the one hand, I suppose this could be a good thing. After all, it can do nothing but help with aiming. On the other hand, there's something that comes a little to close to autoerotic about scrutinizing your member while you're peeing.
Hand position also varies. My favorite are the people who do it with a hand on each hip. That always reminds me of kids who tried to show off by riding their bikes with no hands on the handlebars. Which I always found impressive right up until the point that they smashed into a wall.
More seriously, I went through a short period of time as an early-teenager where I couldn't pee in a bathroom if someone else was in there. Urinals were completely out of the question. Yet even in a toilet stall I just couldn't go if someone else was in the room. Weird! Thankfully that eventually cleared up, but even now I really don't like to use urinals that have no barriers separating them. There's just something I find uncomfortable about bumping shoulders with someone else while you're peeing.
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posted April 08, 2011 04:51 PM |
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Edited by Fauch at 16:51, 08 Apr 2011.
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when I go to the toilet at home at the same time as the neighbour, I can hear him(there's just a wall between us) it's a bit embarrassing
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Corribus
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posted April 08, 2011 04:56 PM |
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Remember, if you can hear him then he can hear you. Keep that in mind if you're one of those people who like the pump their fists and cheer wildly after an especially satisfying bowel movement.
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Fauch
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posted April 08, 2011 05:09 PM |
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Edited by Fauch at 17:10, 08 Apr 2011.
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of course, but I'm discreet. and I don't understand why someone would do what you've just said 
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JollyJoker
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posted April 08, 2011 05:38 PM |
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So here's the master question, Corribus. Note the underlined.
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In my experience, there are four types of urinal staring.
1. He who looks straight ahead. This is what I do. I stare straight at the wall and focus my eyes on some imaginary point some five to ten meters beyond it. I do not turn my head under any circumstances. ...
Question: If you are looking straight ahead - where do you get the experience from to put starer into 4 categories?
Could you enlighten us about that?  
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Corribus
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posted April 08, 2011 05:46 PM |
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Damn you and your logic, JJ!
I've been found out. I'm a closet side-starer. 
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JollyJoker
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posted April 08, 2011 05:57 PM |
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Come now - it was an unnecessary mistake to underline your urinal staring behaviour with so much verve, so the flaw was glaringly obvious. 
I stare as well, but not for comparison - I find certain poses and actions and behaviour while peeing rather interesting - or maybe I should say strange, curious or even funny -, and when I register something like that in te corner of my eyes I look, even though I try not to be too obvious about it.
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