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Smithey
Promising
Supreme Hero
Yes im red, choke on it !!!
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posted May 19, 2011 09:23 PM |
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Edited by Smithey at 01:40, 20 May 2011.
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Attack of the clones HC style....
A few days ago we have been hit by some sort of a Hc bug which has created clones amongst us therefore I give you “the world of HC as seen after the attack of the clones”
Chapter I :
It was 10:15, a bright shine day, kids were playing, cats were having animalistic sex in the back alley, birds were looking for ways to steal each other’s eggs, everything was normal, but was it really ? Out of nowhere Smithey2 appeared, few seconds have passed, both smitheys said nothing, left eyebrow was raised and then just a demonic smile... In the following few weeks, thread after thread, post after post, endless arguing over anything and over nothing, HC boards fell one after the other like dominos... 13 HC members committed suicides to avoid further mental pain, mods tried to bring back the order but they just weren't prepared for something of this magnitude, once the first angel of order has fallen, (German hero who will be forever be remembered as OSM's favorite mod) it was clear... Chaos was upon us.
Chapter II :
It was just a few minutes after 14:00, Meroe has just finished eating emu steak with some fries, she was doing her regular stuff : plotting to take over the world, doing yoga, perfecting her wonder woman kick, making two new poisons, eating strawberry ice cream, asking herself why didn't she go for the chocolate cookies ice cream instead, just regular stuff multi-taskers do. Suddenly "ring" it was HC msg, she didn't turn around (rogues skilled as her don't need to turn around to read msgs) it was from Meroe2 and it said "It's me".... Meroe smiled, It is on !! In the following few weeks, death and destruction fell upon HC community, 27 members one after the other died in various gruesome ways, all unable to withstand a frontal backstabbing maneuver... Out of the shadows she came and into the shadows she disappeared, Hc community was shattered and left to live in terror, never knowing when if ever will she strike again, reports started coming from all over the world, new urban legend was born, many years after that Hc babies were still told spooky stories of shhh... don't say her name or she may come for you..
Chapter III :
It was 18:23 little girl was in a kitchen playing with her barbie, she turned to Selcy and said "mommy, when will the supper be ready?" Selcy said, "right away sweety, call your sisters over, set the table and I will fix something up in a sec... I just need to post something on the Hc first" and then it happened, mouse fell out of her hand, her eyes were left wide open, the little girl asked "is everything ok mommy, you look like you've seen a ghost"... Was it a ghost ? If it was, Selcy2 was it's name, Selcy calmed herself down and said "oh no you didn't" it seemed like the apocalypse was upon us.... Acu comes swooping in, "hey there ladies, can't we all just get along?" he said with a silly smile on his face, Selcy looked at selcy2, looked at acu.... plan was hatched..... babysitter will never again be an issue… says Selcy smiling…
Chapter IV :
It was 09:87 in the morning (even his hours are all alien-like) duke just finished skyping with his girl, he was a bit concerned, rightfully so considering she was living in the same country with evil Smithey. He grabbed a bite to calm his nerves a little, then he went to draw something, he opened his notebook and noticed something fishy... "I never painted that, what is the meaning of this?" he asked himself, "servant" he screamed, "Igor is here master" the servant replied "what can I do for you master, a back rub again?" "Shut it fool" said the mad duke, "who has been using my notebook? speak!".... "It was I" a noble voice was heard…. coming from the balcony, it was Duke2 standing there.. "TO arms clone!" Duke screamed... epic battle between two noble man took place on that glorious day, some even say it went on for…..13 seconds… at the end of it Duke stood victorious and finally he had possessed his genetic match.... pregnancy followed soon after... and then another one, and another one... way too many little Dukes running around IMO....
Chapter V :
It was November, blistering cold, aprox 12:34:12, "Wasn’t expecting the weather to be cold in November, it is so unusual for Minnesotta" gnomes2169 says to himself, noise coming through the window, he takes a glance…yup it was Prince breakdancing in the snow, "damn dude, stop being so damn freaky, it’s embarrassing"… angry face…. I’m bored, I should do something cool….
he went into his lab and started pouring one potion after the other, extraction, mixture, bats, spiders, monkeys brain (WTF gnomes?)…. Ka-Boom !!!! At first nothing but darkness, voices, some light, then a few images started looking somewhat recognizable, so many people were standing around him, waiting for him to wake up, Gnomes pinched himself to check if he was dreaming, they all looked….. well like him ?? Before he could say anything one of them spoke “we are awaiting your orders Gnomes, all 2169 of us”…
Chapter VI :
06:00 in the morning the alarm goes off (Hadaway’s voice) “party people, happy people. jamming on the party session oh Lord,Sing Hallelujah sing it, Sing Hallelujah sing it,yeah….”(hadaway’s voice/) awake awake, five hail marys later washes his hands because you can’t touch the bible with those hands, (well, not after having those naughty dreams about shyranis) 15 minutes of bible reading… It’s going to be a glorious day says to himself, throws some bacon and eggs on fire, makes coffee - ¼ coffee, ¼ milk. ¾ whiskey, (math wasn’t invented by god anyhow so who cares), finishes his breakfast, cleans his guns hoping someone will break in… 2 hours later, a shame, but tomorrow is a new day, goes out the door whistling, good morning mrs jones, hello mister robinson, such a polite fellow, sees a homeless man, smiles, kicks him in his belly and screams at him to get a job, another good deed done, continues walking… encounters somebody… weird…. He looks just like him, “hello friend what’s your name?” he starts a conversation with his clone… unaware that in five minutes he will realize his clone is a… democrat 
And I got tired, I will update it on Monday or something , If you feel like contributing in a funny way, submit your clone story/ies (with other characters/members of course) and when it’s all said and done we’ll have us a complete clones attack HC style…. I will of course add your stories and give you the props you deserve…
To be continued…
Editorial note : It was all written in humor however if any of the sides got offended, just text me and the post will be altered.
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selcy
Famous Hero
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posted May 19, 2011 09:26 PM |
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I like it   .
Fair play though Smithey you are a nutter  .
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted May 19, 2011 09:35 PM |
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More .... MORE!!!!!
Come on, I've got my Haagen Dazs and I'm comfortable ...... I'm waiting to be entertained and I've deciced its you Smithey ............. 'make it so'
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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selcy
Famous Hero
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posted May 19, 2011 09:35 PM |
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Meroe and Princess Selina need to be entertained.
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Smithey
Promising
Supreme Hero
Yes im red, choke on it !!!
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posted May 19, 2011 09:43 PM |
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Hey !!! I have to let others give it a go too, worst case scenario I'll revive it in a few days 
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selcy
Famous Hero
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posted May 19, 2011 09:44 PM |
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Quote:
Hey !!! I have to let others give it a go too, worst case scenario I'll revive it in a few days
 ok we will stay bored with no entertainment *sigh*.
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted May 19, 2011 09:47 PM |
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Edited by meroe at 21:48, 19 May 2011.
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*sighs* *eyes raised to Heaven*
Honestly, you can't rely on some people. You mean I'm expected to work!!!?
EDIT: Uh-oh, the sly devil has posted this in the Tavern .... dammit. Have to watch myself here.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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Jabanoss
Promising
Legendary Hero
Property of Nightterror™
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posted May 19, 2011 09:52 PM |
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Good selcy.
You have understood the value of a clone.
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"You turn me on Jaba"
- Meroe
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selcy
Famous Hero
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posted May 19, 2011 09:55 PM |
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Quote:
Good selcy.
You have understood the value of a clone.
Thank you Jaba .
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gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted May 20, 2011 01:37 AM |
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Let's just call me Gnomes... Or... Dare I say it...?
Indeed, sir.
Alright, we can use my initials, NV.
Edit: game ended.
Edit 2: game ended.
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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Insanity
Known Hero
Brain cells killa
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posted May 20, 2011 01:40 PM |
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chapter 7 : Insanity - my contribution here iz done, you may continue now  and mention my eggzie plz 
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Shyranis
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted July 21, 2011 12:10 AM |
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted July 21, 2011 12:18 AM |
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Yes I agree Shy, we should be making Smithey work.
I'll just have to try and prod him into coming back. I have my methods!
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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Jabanoss
Promising
Legendary Hero
Property of Nightterror™
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posted July 21, 2011 12:23 AM |
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@Meroe
We all do, we all do...
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"You turn me on Jaba"
- Meroe
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted July 21, 2011 12:24 AM |
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LOL you throwing him a doggie cookie??? Trust me he'll need more than one. Chuck the whole bag.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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