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Elodin
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posted May 22, 2011 01:42 AM |
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Mat 25:13 Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh.
Mar 13:33 Take ye heed, watch and pray: for ye know not when the time is.
Well of course you don't know the day, because if it's 6PM May 21st in New York, it's already May 22nd here in Belgrade.
Most folks didn't quite realize this back in the Bible days, but Jesus knew better.
As always, Elodin has been proven right.  Now we'll see how long it takes Camping to set yet another date that will be wrong.
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Jabanoss
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Property of Nightterror™
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posted May 22, 2011 01:45 AM |
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THE SUN WILL EXPLODE IN 5 BILLION YEARS!
Hah, disprove that Elodin. 
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"You turn me on Jaba"
- Meroe
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gnomes2169
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Duke of the Glade
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posted May 22, 2011 02:24 AM |
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THE SUN WILL EXPLODE SOMETIME IN THE NEXT 5 BILLION YEARS!
Hah, disprove that Elodin.
Made harder to disprove. 
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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Adrius
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posted May 22, 2011 09:50 AM |
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They should've filmed the prophecy dude as he counted down, just to see the look on his face when nothing happened 
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xerox
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posted May 22, 2011 10:49 AM |
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well now there's a volcanic eruption in iceland
SO HE GOT ONE DAY WRONG AND THE WORLD ENDS NOW!
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Over himself, over his own
body and
mind, the individual is
sovereign.
- John Stuart Mill
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baklava
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Mostly harmless
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posted May 22, 2011 12:46 PM |
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This was the lamest judgment day ever.
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted May 22, 2011 12:49 PM |
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It's the end of the world as we know it & Smiling happy people Holding hands losing their religion!!!!
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Dreaming of a Better World
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meroe
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Basically Smurfette
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posted May 22, 2011 12:55 PM |
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Hmmm I think killing my neighbor may have been a tad rash  Anyone know a good lawyer ?
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted May 22, 2011 01:06 PM |
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No, but I played a lawyer once in my drama class in high school!
Does that count ?
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meroe
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Basically Smurfette
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posted May 22, 2011 01:14 PM |
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Were you any good?? Coz if you were, you're hired  
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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Aculias
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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted May 22, 2011 01:19 PM |
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Actually I thought a car wreck was part of Darwins Evolution stage of Homo Habilus from a standoff of mobsters Stilitos!
So am I hired  ?
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Dreaming of a Better World
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Fauch
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posted May 22, 2011 01:57 PM |
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we are all dead and we don't know it yet 
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Trogdor
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Words in a custom title
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posted May 22, 2011 02:51 PM |
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we are all dead and we don't know it yet
We're all still alive. I'm pretty sure you'd still hit the wall if you were to walk into one.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Lord_Woock
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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted May 22, 2011 03:33 PM |
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Really? That's what it takes? The world has to end before you drop by Woock? Damn...
Pretty much, I guess. See you in 2012!
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Seraphim
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Knowledge Reaper
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posted May 22, 2011 03:45 PM |
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The funny thing about this "End of the world blabla"is that they are made to draw attention.
Check this for the end of the world scenario,it might happen after 20 milion years...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemesis_%28star%29
Even then,it would only be a mass extinction event.
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del_diablo
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Manifest
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posted May 22, 2011 03:59 PM |
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THE SUN WILL EXPLODE SOMETIME IN THE NEXT 5 BILLION YEARS!
Hah, disprove that Elodin.
Made harder to disprove.
And then we used sublightspeed starships and escuaped earth....
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Elodin
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Free Thinker
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posted May 24, 2011 07:01 AM |
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Camping says the end of the world will be in five months but that it is too late for anyone not already saved to get saved so all you unwashed folks are out of luck evidently.
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Camping, who made a special appearance before the press at the Oakland headquarters of the media empire Monday evening, apologized for not having the dates "worked out as accurately as I could have." Through chatting with a friend over what he acknowledged was a very difficult weekend, the light dawned on him that instead of the biblical Rapture in which the faithful would be swept up to the heavens, May 21 had instead been a "spiritual" Judgment Day, which places the entire world under Christ's judgment, he said.
The globe will be completely destroyed in five months, he said, when the apocalypse comes. But because God's judgment and salvation were completed on Saturday, there's no point in continuing to warn people about it, so his network will now just play Christian music and programs until the final end on Oct. 21.
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Fauch
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posted May 24, 2011 01:39 PM |
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Edited by Fauch at 13:39, 24 May 2011.
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so, I guess he and his followers are of course all automatically saved?
btw, he doesn't need to apologize, I'm glad he was wrong lol
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baklava
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posted May 24, 2011 01:44 PM |
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So it's all already decided and now we have about 5 months of suffering absolutely no consequences for our actions.
Sweet.
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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Elodin
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Free Thinker
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posted May 24, 2011 03:01 PM |
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So it's all already decided and now we have about 5 months of suffering absolutely no consequences for our actions.
Sweet.
Oh, sure there are consequences. The more you sin the greater your punishment in hell will be. So you can rack up more punishment during the five months but you can't be forgiven. God is out of the forgiving business.
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