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baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted November 22, 2011 04:56 PM |
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Dear Heroes VI player
"Hello dear Heroes VI player!
As a player of Might & Magic®, we wanted to get your feedback on your experience with the Might & Magic Heroes VI video game.
We would appreciate it if you could take a few minutes to provide us with your feedback so that we can deliver the best possible experience in our future titles."
Mkay. Sure.
"Choose the language for your survey."
Mkay. English, UK.
"Choose the country you're from."
List of about 5 countries. Mkay. Other.
"Thank you for your time."
What.
"We're sorry! Your third world ass profile doesn't correspond to what we're looking for in this specific survey."
Oh. It's ok. No one outside the richest parts of the planet would disrespect their money enough to spend it on this piece of crap beta you're shamelessly selling for 60 euros anyhow.
If you ever need anything else, Ubi, just let me know.
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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Avirosb
Promising
Legendary Hero
No longer on vacation
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posted November 22, 2011 05:03 PM |
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"U mad, peon?"
But seriously, are there even any feet left for Ubisoft to shoot themselves in at this point?
And I kinda wanted that Rayman game too... 
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted November 22, 2011 05:09 PM |
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Ubi seems to match the army's mindset: Where logic ends the army begins.
True story, only too true.
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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Cepheus
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Far-flung Keeper
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posted November 22, 2011 05:09 PM |
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Couldn't disagree if I wanted to.
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"Those who forget their history are inevitably doomed to repeat it." —Proverb, Might and Magic VIII
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Dexter
Known Hero
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posted November 22, 2011 05:36 PM |
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Lucky you, I got an invitation to the survey, but got no link to it.
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Kivo
Famous Hero
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posted November 22, 2011 05:51 PM |
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How can I get an invitation?
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baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted November 23, 2011 12:46 PM |
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You need to draw a pentagram with a black candle in each end, sacrifice a goat in it, eat its raw heart and say "Ubisoft" six times.
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
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posted November 23, 2011 02:27 PM |
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Quote:
You need to draw a pentagram with a black candle in each end, sacrifice a goat in it, eat its raw heart and say "Ubisoft" six times.
And you did that exactly why ...?
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What will happen now?
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Avirosb
Promising
Legendary Hero
No longer on vacation
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posted November 23, 2011 02:32 PM |
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You need to say it backwards, actually.
Tfosibu!
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einomida
Known Hero
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posted November 23, 2011 03:39 PM |
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Quote:
You need to say it backwards, actually.
Tfosibu!
Sounds like some kind of African voodoo god.
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kodial79
Promising
Supreme Hero
How'd Phi's Lov't
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posted November 23, 2011 03:41 PM |
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You need to say it backwards, actually.
Tfosibu!
That's gotta be a curse in some country of east Europe.
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Signature? I don't need no stinking signature!
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ambidext
Adventuring Hero
Wandering knight
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posted November 23, 2011 03:52 PM |
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When you're a fan-oriented company like 3DO/NWC, you die to bankruptcy. When you become jackass profit-oriented company, like-a-boss style, you last forever.
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Avirosb
Promising
Legendary Hero
No longer on vacation
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posted November 23, 2011 04:03 PM |
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Edited by Avirosb at 16:04, 23 Nov 2011.
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Sounds like some kind of African voodoo god.
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That's gotta be a curse in some country of east Europe.
As a matter of fact, it's the chant of an European voodoo practitioner.
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When you're a fan-oriented company like 3DO/NWC, you die to bankruptcy. When you become jackass profit-oriented company, like-a-boss style, you last forever.
Only too true. It also helps that Ubisoft has quite a lot of money due to other, more popular franchises
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Cepheus
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Far-flung Keeper
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posted November 23, 2011 04:14 PM |
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I must repeat that 3DO was never, ever a fan-oriented company (in fact it espoused the jackass profit-oriented, like-a-boss style you mention). Just thinking of Army Men and Portal Runner gives me relapses of post-traumatic stress.
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"Those who forget their history are inevitably doomed to repeat it." —Proverb, Might and Magic VIII
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ambidext
Adventuring Hero
Wandering knight
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posted November 23, 2011 04:37 PM |
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Alright fair enough. But I don't think they're bossier than Ubi. We've a player here who wants a lawsuit with them and a few more complaining about their ... Delux Edition orders? lmao. Or maybe because when I was playing H2/3, I was only a kiddo and knew not the skeletons in their closets? ohwell.
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Cepheus
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Far-flung Keeper
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posted November 23, 2011 04:44 PM |
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I don't want to derail too much, but I say 3DO (publisher) were the screw-ups, not NWC (developer) who were fine and dandy. If you want a fuller account of all that you can read here.
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"Those who forget their history are inevitably doomed to repeat it." —Proverb, Might and Magic VIII
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted November 23, 2011 06:31 PM |
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Quote:
Ubi seems to match the army's mindset: Where logic ends the army begins.
True story, only too true.
hey that suppost to happen only in israel!
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types in obscure english
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doomnezeu
Supreme Hero
Miaumiaumiau
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posted November 23, 2011 07:15 PM |
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Quote:
Quote:
Ubi seems to match the army's mindset: Where logic ends the army begins.
True story, only too true.
hey that suppost to happen only in israel!
That sounded so funny and so wrong in so many ways 
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Pontifex
Tavern Dweller
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posted November 24, 2011 12:17 AM |
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Edited by Pontifex at 00:18, 24 Nov 2011.
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But seriously, are there even any feet left for Ubisoft to shoot themselves in at this point?
Lots of feet left, apparently. Cue one of Ubi's minions on the reason why upcoming game I AM ALIVE won't make it to PC:
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"We’ve heard loud and clear that PC gamers are snowing about there being no version for them," said Mettra.
"But are these people just making noise just because there’s no version or because it’s a game they actually want to play? Would they buy it if we made it?"
Whether they would buy it or not, Mettra believes piracy makes porting games to the platform financially difficult.
"It’s hard because there’s so much piracy and so few people are paying for PC games that we have to precisely weigh it up against the cost of making it. Perhaps it will only take 12 guys three months to port the game to PC, it’s not a massive cost but it’s still a cost. If only 50,000 people buy the game then it’s not worth it."
http://www.incgamers.com/News/29694/despite-the-snowing-piracy-means-i-am-alive-is-not-likely-on-pc
Replace "snowing" for "b****ing"...
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Avirosb
Promising
Legendary Hero
No longer on vacation
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posted November 24, 2011 12:59 AM |
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I blame the ignorant masses 
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