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Thread: H3 Jokes, Funny Stories and stuff... | This thread is pages long: 1 2 3 4 · «PREV / NEXT» |
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LizardWarrior
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the reckoning is at hand
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posted February 05, 2012 07:20 PM |
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Dr.Frankenstein?I'm Dr.Lizard,one hundred times more awesome than Frankenstein.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted February 05, 2012 07:21 PM |
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Quote: Dr.Frankenstein?I'm Dr.Lizard,one hundred times more awesome than Frankenstein.
are you gonna play in the Amazing Spider-man? knock em dead.
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Smithey
Promising
Supreme Hero
Yes im red, choke on it !!!
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posted February 05, 2012 08:07 PM |
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What a hell HC orgy going on and Darkie hasnt been invited, shame on you guys
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OhforfSake
Promising
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Initiate
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posted February 05, 2012 08:36 PM |
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Ponies have huge willies. Why did you think woman love ponies and wants one for christmas/birthday/halloween? It'd rupture us from the inside.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted February 05, 2012 08:40 PM |
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I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
I attended Juillard. I'm a graduate of Harvard Business school. I lived through the black plague and I had a pretty good time.
I've seen The Exorcist about 167 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it.
Not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy!! Now what do ya think? You think I'm qualified?
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Smithey
Promising
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Yes im red, choke on it !!!
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posted February 05, 2012 08:47 PM |
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Qualified to be raptured by a pony ? Sure thing man, whatever rocks your boat....
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She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
I got better
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted February 05, 2012 09:18 PM |
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I posted an old thread about what we did back 10 years ago lol.
Maybe get some old school stories in
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Dreaming of a Better World
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted February 06, 2012 07:24 AM |
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Hey look, it's the Angel sacraficer in person!
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gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted February 06, 2012 09:40 AM |
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Quote: Indeed! That's why we all love this user on HC who goes by the username Meroe, she's inda the child of this place, so she's like always awesome!
But... but... but... I'm the youngest newb....
How many peasants does it take to screw in a light bulb? Silly, there are no light bulbs in heroes.
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted February 06, 2012 06:56 PM |
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1. The question was a trap. It's not full and it should go like this:
Who will win in the contest for the dummest:
1. An Ogre
2. A Peasant
3. An Azure Dragon
The answer is 1. Watch before you leap.
2. What does the birth of a centaur look like?
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Ghost said: Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted February 06, 2012 07:50 PM |
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Who would win, a Titan or a Black Dragon?
The correct answer is...
A hero with the Orb of Vulnerabilty, Fire Elementals and a scroll of Armageddon
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Smithey
Promising
Supreme Hero
Yes im red, choke on it !!!
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posted February 06, 2012 08:00 PM |
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Devil walks up to a succubus and says "you are hot"
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She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
I got better
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Zeki
Supreme Hero
sup
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posted February 06, 2012 08:10 PM |
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Quote: Devil walks up to a succubus and says "you are hot"
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LOL!!!!!
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Good one
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OhforfSake
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Initiate
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posted February 06, 2012 08:45 PM |
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On the very same page, in two seperate posts, Smithey writes:
Quote: I'll edit the OP later with my 3 movies...
Quote: Ok, my top three would be
What is wrong with you?
Quote:
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted February 06, 2012 08:52 PM |
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Quote: Devil walks up to a succubus and says "you are hot"
You call that a punchline?
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OhforfSake
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Initiate
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posted February 06, 2012 09:00 PM |
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Well, it was pretty epic hillarious. But that's smithey.
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LizardWarrior
Honorable
Legendary Hero
the reckoning is at hand
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posted February 06, 2012 09:02 PM |
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Who would win between Tazar and Crag Hack?
The answer is...Sandro
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted February 06, 2012 09:09 PM |
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Yes it was sorta fun...
Who would win between Venom and Doc Ock?
The Lizard of course
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OhforfSake
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Initiate
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posted February 06, 2012 09:15 PM |
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Quote: Yes it was sorta fun...
It was??
Quote: Who would win between Venom and Doc Ock?
The Lizard of course
Are you a spider man fan too? I always liked comparing strength of spider man villains, though one of my favorite villains, the scorpion, was much weaker than I prefered. On the other hand, it was just a guy with super strength in a suit, not much Scorpion over that.
I honestly think that spider-carnage was the strongest non-godlike super villain of all. Venom was also incredibly strong. Just look at the way he easily dealt with the big rhino guy and Shocker! Two of which were on equal strength with, e.g. Doctor Octopussy. Morbious also showed an incredible strength, taking out opponents of similar strength. Not to mention robot-smithey, hard to tell who'd win between those guys.
Then there were outsiders, such as hydro-man whose powers were actually very very impressive, but he never got around to some interesting fighting. I mean what can you do against a dude made of water? You can't punch him, you can't beat him by your strength alone. Then again, maybe he falls into the godlike category.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted February 07, 2012 08:44 AM |
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Lizard is supposed to be quite strong actually.
Remember what Kingpin did to Scorpion? lol lol lol
BTW the old codger Kingpin actually took down one giant robot with his bare hands in the six forgotten warriors saga
Doc Ock is strong only thanks to his arms, if Spidey webs them and pulls he's done for.
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