Heroes of Might and Magic Community
visiting hero! Register | Today's Posts | Games | Search! | FAQ/Rules | AvatarList | MemberList | Profile


Age of Heroes Headlines:  
5 Oct 2016: Heroes VII development comes to an end.. - read more
6 Aug 2016: Troubled Heroes VII Expansion Release - read more
26 Apr 2016: Heroes VII XPack - Trial by Fire - Coming out in June! - read more
17 Apr 2016: Global Alternative Creatures MOD for H7 after 1.8 Patch! - read more
7 Mar 2016: Romero launches a Piano Sonata Album Kickstarter! - read more
19 Feb 2016: Heroes 5.5 RC6, Heroes VII patch 1.7 are out! - read more
13 Jan 2016: Horn of the Abyss 1.4 Available for Download! - read more
17 Dec 2015: Heroes 5.5 update, 1.6 out for H7 - read more
23 Nov 2015: H7 1.4 & 1.5 patches Released - read more
31 Oct 2015: First H7 patches are out, End of DoC development - read more
5 Oct 2016: Heroes VII development comes to an end.. - read more
[X] Remove Ads
LOGIN:     Username:     Password:         [ Register ]
HOMM1: info forum | HOMM2: info forum | HOMM3: info mods forum | HOMM4: info CTG forum | HOMM5: info mods forum | MMH6: wiki forum | MMH7: wiki forum
Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Men talk about girls...
Thread: Men talk about girls... This Popular Thread is 105 pages long: 1 10 20 ... 21 22 23 24 25 ... 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 105 · «PREV / NEXT»
Adrius
Adrius


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
posted February 23, 2013 09:14 PM

Hey Noob how come you started talking like a playa all of a sudden?
____________

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | PP | Quote Reply | Link
Minion
Minion


Legendary Hero
posted February 23, 2013 09:30 PM

So you would wub him Ad. That is all any of us want, you cruel snow!
____________
"These friends probably started using condoms after having produced the most optimum amount of offsprings. Kudos to them for showing at least some restraint" - Tsar-ivor

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 23, 2013 09:34 PM

Quote:
Hey Noob how come you started talking like a playa all of a sudden?

Wat? How? When?
____________
Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Adrius
Adrius


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
posted February 23, 2013 09:36 PM
Edited by Adrius at 21:37, 23 Feb 2013.

The Noob from 22 pages ago wouldn't have talked about stealing a grab at her ass.

You've changed man.
____________

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | PP | Quote Reply | Link
Storm-Giant
Storm-Giant


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
On the Other Side!
posted February 23, 2013 09:43 PM

20+ pages can change everyone mind
____________

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 23, 2013 10:19 PM

Quote:
The Noob from 22 pages ago wouldn't have talked about stealing a grab at her ass.

You've changed man.

Huh, it came by itself. Never noticed that.

I've noticed that she's always going for me first. Next time I'll make my move before she does. Yeah...
____________
Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
posted February 23, 2013 10:39 PM
Edited by Tsar-Ivor at 22:40, 23 Feb 2013.

It seems that she's taken on a life of her own, so to speak.
____________
"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | PP | Quote Reply | Link
Doomforge
Doomforge


Admirable
Undefeatable Hero
Retired Hero
posted February 23, 2013 10:48 PM

Okay, I lost track. Anybody willing to give me a quick summary of the last 5 pages?
____________
We reached to the stars and everything is now ours

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
posted February 23, 2013 10:51 PM
Edited by Tsar-Ivor at 22:52, 23 Feb 2013.

Nooby is some bad-ass who gets who ever he wants. His chick is dating a dorky loser? No ****ing problem for nooby, he plans on dazzling her with his vajazzle.

I don't know what to believe anymore.
____________
"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | PP | Quote Reply | Link
NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 23, 2013 10:52 PM
Edited by NoobX at 22:56, 23 Feb 2013.

Hey, this thread ain't only about me.

Is there any girl you find attractive? Does she find you attractive?

EDIT: Tsar, I never said that the guy she calls her boyfriend was a dorky loser. I just don't see what makes him attractive to her.
____________
Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Ghost
Ghost


Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
posted February 23, 2013 10:54 PM

But 3 girl are very young
*** is a between b size just probably
Easy get them
Have seen nice
but they get big ****
not good thing
can't understand why



is power
ok
beer hm
beer fat isn't true
so good s-breaker
future is here!


 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
War-overlord
War-overlord


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Presidente of Isla del Tropico
posted February 23, 2013 10:54 PM

Quote:
I've noticed that she's always going for me first. Next time I'll make my move before she does. Yeah...

Ok, but if she slaps you, you need to remember one thing.
The physical pain does not and will not compare to the social shame of having wrongfully accosted a woman. You will bear the stigmata of being a pervy fondler for the rest of your school career, unless you switch schools. In which case there is only a high chance of you maintaing your reputation of a perv. And once you go to college, or equivalent, if your reputation still haunts you, you will have turned it into a badge of honour. And you will become: [Dramatic music] "That Guy". (FYI, just teasing of course)

But in all seriousness though, be carefull when taking initiative away from her. If my own experience is something to go on, there is an infinate amount of ways women can take that the wrong way.
____________
Vote El Presidente! Or Else!

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 23, 2013 11:07 PM

I've seen many fellas trying to win her over by squishing her asscheeks. It didn't turn out good for them
What I'm doing is completely different - I'm gonna start with her shoulders. Nothing pervert in touching her shoulder, right? Once she feels the seductive powers of my magical fingers, she won't have any other choice but to become my slave in my underground harem which you'll never find because it's protected by my brainwashed, mutated enemies and alien technology that I've gotten after I sold the Bigfoot to the American government my girlfriend.
____________
Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
posted February 23, 2013 11:09 PM

Wow.
____________
"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | PP | Quote Reply | Link
NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 23, 2013 11:12 PM

That's what I like to call "boredom". I'm sure you're familiar with it, too.
____________
Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
posted February 23, 2013 11:15 PM

There's a couple of girls that I'm attracted to, I keep 'em all on close tabs, and that's all I care to give, I'm not a one girl kinda man, but neither am I a jackass who sleeps around, so I befriended a couple, unfortunately I'm being pressured from all sides, why can't people ever just want to be friends.
____________
"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | PP | Quote Reply | Link
NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 23, 2013 11:19 PM

Well, that is a nasty situation... You usually want most of the girls to fall for you, but sometimes that's not exactly what you wish for.
How about the two of us switch lifes?
____________
Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Adrius
Adrius


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
posted February 23, 2013 11:36 PM
Edited by Adrius at 23:36, 23 Feb 2013.

I won't talk about my love life, but I will link you a love song.
____________

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | PP | Quote Reply | Link
Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
posted February 23, 2013 11:50 PM
Edited by Tsar-Ivor at 23:55, 23 Feb 2013.

...Fill your black hole? Didn't know that you were gay Ad, good on you!

Edit: actually watched the youtube clip, and omfg. I didn't even understand most of it but still made me cry with laughter.
____________
"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | PP | Quote Reply | Link
NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 23, 2013 11:55 PM

Ad just got served... And thus Tsar's punishment was approaching...
____________
Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Jump To: « Prev Thread . . . Next Thread » This Popular Thread is 105 pages long: 1 10 20 ... 21 22 23 24 25 ... 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 105 · «PREV / NEXT»
Post New Poll    Post New Topic    Post New Reply

Page compiled in 0.0849 seconds