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Elvin
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posted May 04, 2014 10:14 PM |
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This is seriously offtopic. Also necrophilia is a rather disturbing topic so I'll have to ask that we don't go down that road. Kids are reading this forum too.
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Stevie
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posted May 04, 2014 10:20 PM |
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Elvin, you nazi mod you! 
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OhforfSake
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posted May 04, 2014 10:20 PM |
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But Elvin, what about the part where we were praising the humble, yet awesome Manticore, aka. GunFred?
I mean.. I suppose he could be a girl? But then the question is, are the rest of us "men" enough to talk about something so awe inspiring, or are not all little girls in comparison 
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NoobX
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posted May 04, 2014 10:21 PM |
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Elvin said:
This is seriously offtopic. Also necrophilia is a rather disturbing topic so I'll have to ask that we don't go down that road.
You expect a lot from these guys, Elvin. Next discussion will be "Men talk about blind people watching porn while being breastfed by a pink flamingo in a sinkhole" 
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Kids are reading this forum too.
Hey, I know that was pointed at me! 
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OhforfSake
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posted May 04, 2014 10:22 PM |
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Maybe he meant Mvass? I think Mvass is pretty young too. I've heard he's 14.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 04, 2014 10:28 PM |
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OhforfSake said:
Maybe he meant Mvass? I think Mvass is pretty young too. I've heard he's 14.
Yeah, could be... Probably is.
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GunFred
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Sexy Manticore
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posted May 04, 2014 10:32 PM |
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OhforfSake said:
But Elvin, what about the part where we were praising the humble, yet awesome Manticore, aka. GunFred?
I mean.. I suppose he could be a girl? But then the question is, are the rest of us "men" enough to talk about something so awe inspiring, or are not all little girls in comparison
Yeah Elvin! What about that part?!
Wait what?! Girl?! 
Oh well, if I get to be humble, awesome and awe inspiring then I guess being a little girl ain't so bad...   
NoobX said:
Elvin said:
Kids are reading this forum too.
Hey, I know that was pointed at me!
Hey, at this rate, you are going to get laid before me! If there is someone's innocence that should be protected then it should be mine...
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Stevie
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posted May 04, 2014 10:32 PM |
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Edited by Stevie at 22:34, 04 May 2014.
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Soooo... Nooby, any new developments regarding your sex life? *fighting with self to stay on topic*
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Hey, at this rate, you are going to get laid before me! If there is someone's innocence that should be protected then it should be mine...
I'm starting to think that these forums are only visited by virgins...
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 04, 2014 10:38 PM |
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I'll see how things go in school. With all these exams and ****, I barely have enough time to think about getting laid.
I could always find an ugly one, make her a baby and then go out and show of. But that would be the easy way out, right? An unpleasant one, too.
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OhforfSake
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posted May 04, 2014 10:39 PM |
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It's ok Gunfred, if you get desperate, DoomForge and even Fauch like them young, you know ^^
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Stevie
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posted May 04, 2014 10:47 PM |
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NoobX said:
I'll see how things go in school. With all these exams and ****, I barely have enough time to think about getting laid.
I could always find an ugly one, make her a baby and then go out and show of. But that would be the easy way out, right? An unpleasant one, too.
Oh, I see. This is how far your thinking about women has advanced. See where it got you? YOU NEVER HAD A GIRL.
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Neraus
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posted May 04, 2014 10:49 PM |
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Stevie said:
I'm starting to think that these forums are only visited by virgins...
My religious friend, while some are abstinent beacuse they don't have a chance with a girl there are some who abstain because they wait their marriage...
Please don't kill me for this...
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OhforfSake
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posted May 04, 2014 10:49 PM |
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Dude, if a girl wants a baby with you this young, odds are she's going to get a baby soonish, and maybe an early divorce too and a baby who grows up under bad conditions.. not something you want to trap yourself in, doesn't matter if she's hot or not.
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Neraus
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posted May 04, 2014 10:52 PM |
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Wait a moment, I don't plan on getting a girl pregnant, it would be against her honor...
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Stevie
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posted May 04, 2014 10:53 PM |
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Neraus said:
Stevie said:
I'm starting to think that these forums are only visited by virgins...
My religious friend, while some are abstinent beacuse they don't have a chance with a girl there are some who abstain because they wait their marriage...
Please don't kill me for this...
Why would I kill you?! I'm on the same boat! Trust me, if I was on the hunt for pusseh I would've tapped at least 5 by now. And I'm being modest by saying this, I'm not counting the ones I'm unsure of. And you know I don't lie.
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Neraus
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posted May 04, 2014 10:56 PM |
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That was more of a joke, and also it's referred to some people who want to get laid as soon as possible.
Don't worry, I wouldn't think that... but why take chances...
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OhforfSake
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posted May 04, 2014 10:57 PM |
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Neraus, we posted at the same time.
I'm sure you could get all the penis and vagina you ever wanted 
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Stevie
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posted May 04, 2014 11:29 PM |
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Nooby, just some advice. When you got exams you should usually be more conscientious, or at least act like that. Women like dutiful, reliable men. Also, you shouldn't try to force things too much because their mentally and physically under great stress. So unless it just happens out of a sudden, don't go hunting.
This is some specific advice for the exam period. Hope it helps.
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GunFred
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Sexy Manticore
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posted May 04, 2014 11:31 PM |
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Neraus said:
Stevie said:
I'm starting to think that these forums are only visited by virgins...
My religious friend, while some are abstinent beacuse they don't have a chance with a girl there are some who abstain because they wait their marriage...
Please don't kill me for this...
On a gaming forum that should be expected...  ... ...
Personally I abstain because I am training to be a warrior monk. Clad in plate armour and armed with a bamboo staff, I live on a mountain far from girls, women and grannies. Plenty of fellow warrior monk trainees though. Muscular men doing sweatty physical activities, sometimes along with other men. That is the manly way of life...
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OhforfSake
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posted May 04, 2014 11:32 PM |
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Also, important thing to remember, remove your pants before any boinking begins.
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