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Storm-Giant
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posted May 04, 2014 01:10 AM

NoobX said:
It's the best seal of aproval I could find which would fit well in this this thread. Just deal with it Stormy

Next time try to find a pic with the watermark away from the boobs plz

NoobX said:
(or I'll tell Ghost you're Meroe and send him to rape you)

I'd bring some vodka bottles and we'd get drunk instead
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OhforfSake
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posted May 04, 2014 01:11 AM

If anyone would end up raped it's ghost..

I don't thrust being naked near meroe
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fred79
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posted May 04, 2014 01:17 AM

lol, "thrust".

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Storm-Giant
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posted May 04, 2014 01:20 AM

Keep pushing strong, OhFor. You can overcome your fears
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OhforfSake
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posted May 04, 2014 01:28 AM
Edited by OhforfSake at 01:28, 04 May 2014.

I'm not courageous enough *must keep clothes on*

*Must protect bum*
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted May 04, 2014 01:29 AM

Storm-Giant said:
Keep pushing strong, OhFor. You can overcome your fears

Yeah, you can make it. It will only hurt in the beginning, until he gets past your hymen, but after that you'll have a good time.

At least that's what she told me the next day.
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Door knob resembles anus tap.

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meroe
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posted May 04, 2014 04:21 AM

Or you can have your hymen reattached and pretend you are a virgin again.

Who the hell would want to do that.  Plus there isn't one in the sphincter you fools.

Ack what a disgusting topic.  We could have a thing about women talk about guys - but meh blurgh, maybe puppies.  they are adorable. little puppies.

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your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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Ghost
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Therefore I am
posted May 04, 2014 07:36 AM

Pleasurable pain

Pansexual

Kiss and tell

Active

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American culture

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Tsar-Ivor
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posted May 04, 2014 11:03 AM

So proud of you!
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OhforfSake
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posted May 04, 2014 12:04 PM

Yeah, you tell her Ghost!
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Stevie
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posted May 04, 2014 12:23 PM
Edited by Stevie at 12:25, 04 May 2014.

Thread Achievements List :

Pedophilia       - check;
Zoophilia        - check;
Homosexuality - check;
Rape             - check;


We're still missing incest...

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Tsar-Ivor
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posted May 04, 2014 12:38 PM

No we're not, we're all descendants of Adam and Eve, so our entire world is founded on incest.
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GunFred
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posted May 04, 2014 12:46 PM

Necrophilia?
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OhforfSake
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posted May 04, 2014 12:48 PM

No thanks, but thanks for offering ^^
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Stevie
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posted May 04, 2014 12:53 PM

Tsar, the religion thread is somewhere else. Science has show for a fact that we undoubtedly came from soup.

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The_Polyglot
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posted May 04, 2014 12:56 PM

Is Stevie Nooby's alt or something? Talks like Noob, looks like Noob... I'm confused.
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Stevie
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posted May 04, 2014 12:57 PM

GunFred said:
Necrophilia?


Oh yea, that too.

I never understood why necrophilia is bad. Can someone enlighten me?

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OhforfSake
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posted May 04, 2014 01:04 PM
Edited by OhforfSake at 13:05, 04 May 2014.

It's because if you get a corpse pregnant / gets pregnant by a corpse, there's a huge tax.

Edit: Around 3-4 dollars, iIRC.
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Neraus
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posted May 04, 2014 01:05 PM

Why is necrophilia bad?
You'll end up laying with a corpse, profanating it and stinking like one.
I can tell by my long walks in graveyards.

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Stevie
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posted May 04, 2014 01:21 PM

Well the part about profaning is terribly religious and subjective. It's just a corpse, I'm not hurting anyone. I just get pleasure and no one gets inconvenienced. Why's that bad...

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