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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


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Scourge of God
posted May 18, 2013 11:21 PM
Edited by Tsar-Ivor at 23:28, 18 May 2013.

I expect Serb farm patches to be anything but barren; I personally like them cropped just enough that I can sow my seeds with ease.

On the topic of being being nervous and stuff, how does one go about asking the barber/hairdresser that the hedge needs trimming? (It needs a specialist's touch) And more to the point, how much does it cost, I mean my penal area is smaller than my head, but it's harder to work with which naturally would up the cost. And how would it be done, do I get a special room or do I just whack it out?
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted May 19, 2013 07:31 AM

Just talk to her like you would talk to a close friend, OK maybe not that faimilar but you get the idea. Don't be shy.
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master_learn
master_learn


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walking to the library
posted May 19, 2013 10:10 AM

NoobX,you can turn her away with your worries and it will be you,who is to blame for that.

Switch on some nice music and RELAX!
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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


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Scourge of God
posted May 19, 2013 02:11 PM
Edited by Tsar-Ivor at 14:12, 19 May 2013.

Here's something to inspire you.



You can't do any worse than this guy.
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JoonasTo
JoonasTo


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What if Elvin was female?
posted May 19, 2013 06:58 PM


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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted May 19, 2013 07:15 PM

Tsar, dude, that's...
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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted May 19, 2013 07:35 PM

If problem so much, you can go to Colombia for the next year! If you are real 33 aged. Better forget it.
And guy can't help you, because your culture country is different or search for like the country. Religion? I think.. No other to say - I never started examine!

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OhforfSake
OhforfSake


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Initiate
posted May 19, 2013 08:20 PM

Just threat her like you'd threat anyone else, then it won't feel awkward and forced.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted May 21, 2013 01:42 PM

We don't want to admit anything others say. And, yeah, others know about this... Weird, but they do know.
Seems that the two of us are the only ones who don't want to know that we like eachother...
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Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


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posted May 21, 2013 01:53 PM

At least you have something in common.
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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted May 21, 2013 02:09 PM

It's hilarious how everyone from my class is talking about it. Everyone constantly repeats what I've said to her...

The question is: How did they find out?
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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


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Scourge of God
posted May 21, 2013 02:13 PM

You told someone, and they they told someone else, obviously yer Serb school is so damn boring that yer love life is the top of the daily agenda.
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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted May 21, 2013 04:38 PM

Quote:
You told someone, and they they told someone else

Oh, heck no! I didn't tell this to anybody but you.

..

...


Wait just a minute!
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Door knob resembles anus tap.

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master_learn
master_learn


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walking to the library
posted May 21, 2013 04:40 PM
Edited by master_learn at 16:41, 21 May 2013.

You know that another serbs dwell in the forum!
Maybe from your school too.

But of course!How could I forget!
Your brother did it!
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted May 21, 2013 04:44 PM

I was sure he wasn't reading this specific thread.
But, he is a tricky little bugger. I'm keepin' my eyes on him..
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Door knob resembles anus tap.

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted May 30, 2013 07:24 PM

Well, ****. She's taken now...
I don't know how, I don't know when, I just know that she's in a "relationship" Damn you, Facebook, bringer of bad news!

Gotta see what I can do to end it... Myes, if I won't have her, niether will he!

..

Wait, first I have to find out who "he" is...
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Minion
Minion


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posted May 30, 2013 07:28 PM

Behold, the birth of a supervillain!
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"These friends probably started using condoms after having produced the most optimum amount of offsprings. Kudos to them for showing at least some restraint" - Tsar-ivor

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted May 30, 2013 07:31 PM

Have your crush be a celebrity like I do. At least they won't let you down, because you never get to that stage



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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted May 30, 2013 07:40 PM

Quote:
Behold, the birth of a supervillain!

I have been thinking about becoming a mass murderer for some time now. The school sucks, I'm still single, I'm stressed a lot, stupid childhood...

I WANNA TASTE BLOOD!
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


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Supreme Hero
channeling capybara energy
posted May 30, 2013 07:42 PM

Bite your tongue

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