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carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted February 17, 2013 12:49 AM |
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Edited by carcity at 00:49, 17 Feb 2013.
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Go up to her, grab her in a tight grip, ensuring she can't get away, maintain steady eye-contact like this for atleast 15 seconds, then lean in clos eand whisper in her ear:
"I desire your flesh."
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Why can't you save anybody?
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted February 17, 2013 12:54 AM |
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15s
Thread is dramacomedy
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted February 17, 2013 04:01 AM |
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Remember that you need to wear a condom made out of the skin of a young lamb. It would be preferable if you killed the lamb yourself and then fashioned the skin condom sometime between the hours of midnight and three in the morning, but pre-made lambskin condoms are still minimally sufficient:
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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master_learn
Legendary Hero
walking to the library
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posted February 17, 2013 06:48 AM |
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Since this thread is about men and girls,how many of you remember what quality the man Bruce did to the girl Mila at the end of The fifth element?
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"I heard the latest HD version disables playing Heroes. Please reconsider."-Salamandre
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted February 17, 2013 07:28 AM |
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Horses don't die on a dog's wish.
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master_learn
Legendary Hero
walking to the library
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posted February 17, 2013 07:30 AM |
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1962
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"I heard the latest HD version disables playing Heroes. Please reconsider."-Salamandre
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted February 17, 2013 08:23 AM |
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted February 17, 2013 08:35 AM |
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I feel like Drakon isn't even aware of how amazingly beta he sounds in this thread. Seriously Deus, your noobishness is so thick it's like a palpable vapor in the air around you. I'm just going to lay this out there: if you act anywhere as near as noobish IRL as you do in this forum, there is no way you're ever going to find a decent date. Ever. Not trying to be a dick, but srysly. There's just too much beta coming from you, and not the good kind of beta either. I'm talking about the beta that says "this person would crawl on the floor and roll over onto his back in order to get a girl to smile at him".
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted February 17, 2013 08:45 AM |
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What in the wide wide world of sports does "beta" even mean? I have no idea
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Darkshadow
Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
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posted February 17, 2013 08:49 AM |
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Its not Alpha.
that's what you need to know.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted February 17, 2013 08:49 AM |
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So what? I don't gets it.
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted February 17, 2013 08:59 AM |
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Good Alpha = badass mother****er. Makes decisions. Lives with consequences. Walks through a hurricane and enters the house perfectly dry in order to make sweet, sweet love with his woman.
Good Beta = In touch with his feelings. Talks about them to his girlfriend. Is willing to vacuum, clean, and give his girlfriend foot massages. Is willing to cry during a movie (crying part is optional)
Bad Beta = Undignified suckage. "Nice guy". If you saw him get run over by a bus you would more than likely look at his body and be like "Gaaaay!" and then keep walking without bothering to see if he's still alive.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted February 17, 2013 09:00 AM |
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I'd be a good Beta if I ever had a girlfriend...
And I do act the same IRL as I do on HC, does that mean I'm hopeless?
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted February 17, 2013 09:01 AM |
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Yup.
You must cleanse yourself of your suckage or there is no hope.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted February 17, 2013 09:03 AM |
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And how should I do that? I'm not even aware of it...
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master_learn
Legendary Hero
walking to the library
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posted February 17, 2013 09:16 AM |
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Don't worry,Drakon!
You are true Delta.
They just began reading the alphabet,while Storm for example have reached Omega(concluding from his avatar).
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"I heard the latest HD version disables playing Heroes. Please reconsider."-Salamandre
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted February 17, 2013 09:17 AM |
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Seems that I'm good beta. Is that good or bad? And is there a bad alpha?
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Ghost said: Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted February 17, 2013 09:17 AM |
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I used to be the Walrus, but now I'm John...
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted February 17, 2013 09:24 AM |
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You're not a man until you kill a cop.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted February 17, 2013 09:26 AM |
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So I should get in jail? No thanks, I'd rather stay nice... any other advice
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