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Thread: Men talk about girls... This Popular Thread is 105 pages long: 1 10 20 30 40 50 ... 51 52 53 54 55 ... 60 70 80 90 100 105 · «PREV / NEXT»
Ghost
Ghost


Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
posted July 26, 2013 04:03 PM

They can wait for baby..

Hm hairy man and blonde
Hm baldman and brunette
Why?

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted July 26, 2013 09:43 PM

Gentlemen, Noobie, ghostie, it finally happened.

A woman actually told me she wants to have a relationship with me and she'll call me and everything. All I could do was feel this warm and fuzzy sensation which is kind of stupid but who cares....




Love, hormones, whatever. Let the good times roll!
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 26, 2013 09:50 PM

Pics, or it didn't happen
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted July 26, 2013 09:53 PM

this is the cyberdating age, it takes a while before the physical date




Come on Noobie man, let's start a party, Nirvana, Denisa, booze, anything!
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 26, 2013 10:05 PM

NoobX said:
Pics, or it didn't happen

I may be persistant, but I just wanna be sure.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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master_learn
master_learn


Legendary Hero
walking to the library
posted July 26, 2013 10:07 PM

NoobX,if the date haven't happened yet,he can ONLY provide photos AFTER it.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 26, 2013 10:20 PM

I wanna see Drakon and the girl together, they don't have to be on a date.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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meroe
meroe


Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
posted July 26, 2013 10:24 PM

Right ..... slow down DD, take a few deep breaths.

Do not start running on ahead like a charging bull, otherwise you will terrify the poor girl.

Nice and easy now.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted July 26, 2013 10:26 PM
Edited by Drakon-Deus at 22:26, 26 Jul 2013.

Well Alex, it's the best I can do for now, just use your imagination





She's a woman, like older than me. Like I always dreamed.
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meroe
meroe


Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
posted July 26, 2013 10:27 PM

Link doesn't work.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 26, 2013 10:55 PM

meroe said:
Link doesn't work.

Same here.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted July 26, 2013 11:40 PM

Ok then...


Clicky


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Ghost
Ghost


Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
posted July 27, 2013 09:49 AM

**** about 7cm line!

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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
posted July 27, 2013 12:15 PM

I've scored hookers who looked less plasticky.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted July 27, 2013 12:17 PM

This is the age of plasticity. I gotta adapt to them or else I'll be obsolete.
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Horses don't die on a dog's wish.

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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
posted July 27, 2013 12:27 PM
Edited by Tsar-Ivor at 12:28, 27 Jul 2013.

I advise you get your motives in-line with yer morality.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 27, 2013 12:35 PM

H-h-how did y-you... I mean s-s-she...

Seriously?! Another duckface blonde?!
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
posted July 27, 2013 12:42 PM

Woah woah, nooby. First, how the hell does she look like a duck? And second I seriously doubt that she's blonde.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 27, 2013 12:50 PM

I don't know. Can you explain me how do JJ and I have the same music taste?
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted July 27, 2013 01:11 PM
Edited by Drakon-Deus at 13:11, 27 Jul 2013.



Here's to mah motherland who has such gorgeous females and this one wants to be with me... ooo happy days are here againnn
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