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veco
veco


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who am I?
posted August 23, 2013 12:52 PM

Then get outta here and go start looking.
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Adrius
Adrius


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Stand and fight!
posted August 23, 2013 12:54 PM

Yeah you seem to have it all figured out.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Nixonite
posted August 23, 2013 01:16 PM

All I have to do is hold on until October 1st when the new school starts. In the meantime I can act crazy on the internetz.


Either way, I win. That's why I'm the Kingpin
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GunFred
GunFred


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posted August 23, 2013 01:24 PM

Drakon-Deus said:
All I have to do is hold on until October 1st when the new school starts. In the meantime I can act crazy on the internetz.


Either way, I win. That's why I'm the Kingpin

Sounds like you have more than a month to prepare mentally and visually to become a popular man.

You could always do one of those Rocky-like training scenes but replace the "Eye of the Tiger" with Eric Saade's "I will be Popular". But if you did I would have to personally snap you neck with my willpower.

An other way to spend that month+ would be to submit to my superiority and serve me. Just saying...

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Nixonite
posted August 23, 2013 01:28 PM

We both have our strenghts and weaknesses. Can't we be just allies? A Balcanic and a Nordic... allies. What do you say?
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master_learn
master_learn


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walking to the library
posted August 23, 2013 01:50 PM
Edited by master_learn at 13:56, 23 Aug 2013.

He finds your proposal as a sign of weakness.
I proposed him a pipe and he refused it.

Edit-who has recently success with a relationship?
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Nixonite
posted August 23, 2013 01:58 PM

We should make him an offer he can't refuse.
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GunFred
GunFred


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posted August 23, 2013 02:07 PM

I do not make alliances or wage war. I am incapable of loyalty or grudges. I am independent and choose side as I please. If I like a part of a person then I write songs about it and if I hate a part of a person then I stab that part with a spear.

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master_learn
master_learn


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walking to the library
posted August 23, 2013 02:19 PM

Why did we stop talking about girls?
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Azagal
Azagal


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Smooth Snake
posted August 23, 2013 02:40 PM

Girls are rather magnificent beings. Good to have them around. I'm working on something myself but she is the most innocent sweet little thing so I'm a bit anxious about the approach, the fact that she's muslim doesn't help (not that that's a deal breaker for me! I just mean her parents are quite conservative and if you take the koran quite literally it's not all the forgiving of premarital shenanigans or that big on allowing women to be in a relationship of their choosing).
Still it's fun finding out.
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Elvin
Elvin


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Endless Revival
posted August 23, 2013 02:44 PM

I'll work out an emergency escape plan, just in case.
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Azagal
Azagal


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Smooth Snake
posted August 23, 2013 02:52 PM

In case in find myself in life threatening situations due to my contextual disagreements with an centuries old book and it's fervent fans, Greece shall be my first stop.
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Salamandre
Salamandre


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Wog refugee
posted August 23, 2013 04:01 PM

Watch out for her brothers.

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Azagal
Azagal


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Smooth Snake
posted August 23, 2013 04:05 PM

They would absolutely be my nr 1 concern lucky for me though she only has a sister.  
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mvassilev
mvassilev


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Undefeatable Hero
posted August 23, 2013 04:31 PM

That's what they want you to think.
Azagal's last words:"I didn't know you had brothers!"
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Salamandre
Salamandre


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Omnipresent Hero
Wog refugee
posted August 23, 2013 04:51 PM

Jokes aside, the only time I dated a muslim girl -and she was HOT- one week later her brothers or cousins or whatever pointed at my door with unhealthy intentions and weird morals teachings.

15 years later I met her unintentionally in some market, a fat veiled cow, 6 kids running all around, her mother behind, her husband ahead. What a waste...
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Nixonite
posted August 23, 2013 05:28 PM

Muslim and Gypsy women are still being treated as items for sale by some, and that's just so primitive and not nice. Just sayin'
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Warmonger
Warmonger


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Legendary Hero
fallen artist
posted August 23, 2013 05:28 PM

Well, she generated 6 kids, that's quite an achievement! To breed and dominate all the Earth
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted August 23, 2013 10:42 PM

The lack of QPs in this thread is disturbing.
I DEMAND THAT AZAGAL GETS A QP FOR HIS CONTRIBUTION HERE! DID YOU HEAR THAT, ELVIN?!
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Nixonite
posted August 27, 2013 02:47 PM

And I demand that azagal stops talking about other people and minds his own life, if he has one.
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