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posted April 30, 2014 09:01 AM |
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I had my first relationship when I was somewhere between 2-4, and I didn't even know it for the next 14-16 years.. 
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posted April 30, 2014 11:55 AM |
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OhforfSake said:
I had my first relationship when I was somewhere between 2-4, and I didn't even know it for the next 14-16 years..
I was being serious. 
Ok, here's my first crush that I remember.
It happened in kindergarten, I was about 6. Spring, 7:00 AM in the morning. Blue sky above, no clouds, sun showering light on the neighborhood. As I passed trough my parents' flower garden, I saw a bush of intense red roses. <Mom, I'd like to give a girl in my class a rose>. She stopped. A moment of silence, as her eyes looked into mine in awe as if witnessing a miracle. <Who'd you like to give it to?> was what she asked. <To Ioana Groza> I replied. Her name remains etched into my memory to this very day. She went back into the house to bring her tool, cut the most beautiful one there was and removed the thorns.
Kindergarten, class. The other kids were playing. The governess welcomed my mom and they started talking. Rose in my hand, I was frantically searching for her with my eyes. There she was, in the middle of all the girls. I could have recognized that blond hair anywhere. <Ioana, come here a bit> the governess said. The noise in the room began to tone down. Curious looks were thrown our way. As she was getting closer to me, I could feel my heart thumping faster. She then stared into my eyes and I into hers. Without saying a word I gave her the rose. Blushing, she accepted it, then left. I could hear some girls from her group giggling as the distance between us kept increasing. I then turned at my mom as if seeking for approval. She and the governess smiled at me.
Little did I know that I was about to find the rose torn into the garbage can a while later. I felt disappointed. Maybe it was her way of handling the pressure, or perhaps she didn't actually liked me, I couldn't tell. I never approached her again after that day.
I was a little don Juan back then 
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posted April 30, 2014 12:10 PM |
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Perhaps... but there are so many possibilities.
Maybe she did feel uncomfortable about being forced into that situation while she's only minding the business she usually do.
Maybe someone took it from her and eventually threw it out.
Maybe she didn't know what to do with it... it could have gotten in bad shape quickly in the hands of kids who'd then maybe end up throwing it out.
lol
What I meant was, btw. that I was approached when I was 18 by a girl I'd went to kindergarten with who told me I was her first boyfriend from back then, and I'd no clue...
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posted April 30, 2014 01:53 PM |
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Stevie said:
Little did I know that I was about to find the rose torn into the garbage can a while later. I felt disappointed.
That's cruel....and I like it
@OhFor: you didn't pee her, did you? 
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posted April 30, 2014 06:52 PM |
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Adrius said:
There is no way you can feel anything but giggles inside after this gif.
Quite good! You don't know what she think.. and you are combinationer and you are also randomer! But you shouldn't give girl choice.. She don't know!! Today day she don't know!!
Is old woman said you are cool? You are failed!?!?!
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posted April 30, 2014 06:55 PM |
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But you shouldn't give girl choice.
I couldn't agree more.
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posted April 30, 2014 07:00 PM |
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..and you have problem: yes-no, no-no, yes-yes and no-yes to way!
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posted April 30, 2014 07:05 PM |
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posted May 01, 2014 02:30 AM |
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when i was in kindergarten, the teacher left the classroom one time, and the kids were playing "keep away" with this girl's shoe that i liked(the girl, not the shoe). i took the shoe away from them, and dropped it out a window onto the hot pavement. the girl started crying, so, feeling bad, i went outside to get it. when i got to the shoe, the kids were daring/telling me to throw it in the smelly dumpster(from the windows). i remember the hot sun bearing down on me, and the smell of the dumpster's contents cooking in the sun.
i brought the shoe back inside and gave it to the girl instead. it was one of those little patent leather shoes, the kind with a little buckle on the strap.
also, my cousin and i used to give each other black eyes over girls, when we were little. my mom has a pic of me, as a baby, holding up a dolls(life size) dress. i think i already told you guys that, though.
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posted May 01, 2014 08:49 AM |
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Men talk about kindergardners.
Thread epitome reached.
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posted May 01, 2014 09:24 AM |
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Better than men talking about dating video games...
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posted May 01, 2014 01:12 PM |
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I dunno man, let's ask the FBI
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posted May 01, 2014 01:35 PM |
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I dunno man, let's ask the FBI
Dude, talking about video games when it comes to your sex life is simply sad. At least talking about kindergartners may be arousing for some, and I think Joonas agrees with me on this one.
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posted May 01, 2014 02:00 PM |
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It was a joke based on a previous conversation of how weird it is that this thread was named Men talk about "girls" (instead of women). The thread going even further into kindergarden territory then felt like pretty hilarious to me.
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posted May 01, 2014 02:03 PM |
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I thought this was the what is love thread, lol.
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posted May 01, 2014 02:21 PM |
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Random goat gif is random. And freakin creepy. I'm wondering now why Ad knows about such gifs. No, I better not ask...
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posted May 01, 2014 02:23 PM |
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Random? it's perfect with the context
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posted May 01, 2014 02:28 PM |
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Storm-Giant said:
Random? it's perfect with the context
No, really, that snow ain't fun. That's sick. And my entire mood is ruined now 
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posted May 01, 2014 02:36 PM |
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It doesn't mean sex with animals, it means "lalala I'm a random goat... wait, what did he just say???"
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posted May 01, 2014 02:40 PM |
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