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artu
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My BS sensor is tingling again
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posted October 15, 2016 01:45 PM |
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What would be the first thing...
What would be the first thing you would do if..
1)You wake up one morning, walk into the bathroom and suddenly realize that you have turned into a woman. (If reader is female, then you turned into a man.)
2)An advanced technology develops that lets you download any existing language in every historical and contemporary dialect into your brain within a second.
3)A time machine, but sort of a 3D eagle-eye that lets you travel to the past only as an observer who can't participate in anything, is presented to you to watch anything you like privately.
4)You inherit an enormous fortune from an eccentric, distant uncle but there is a condition in his will. You are not allowed to invest the money, you are not allowed to buy anything that lasts and you can only spend it for fun and joy.
5)You turn on the TV, the news says a meteor is about to hit the earth tomorrow and this is the end of the world. (Yes, classics never get old)
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AlHazin
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posted October 15, 2016 01:58 PM |
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1) Start doing exercise to recover the lost muscular mass. 
2) If I can learn them all, I'd do that. If I can only learn one, it would be... mapuche 
3) Make records of every historical facts and teach them in podcasts.
4) Space tourism, dammit!
5) A last chocolate.
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artu
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My BS sensor is tingling again
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posted October 15, 2016 02:07 PM |
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AlHazin said:
2) If I can learn them all, I'd do that. If I can only learn one, it would be... mapuche
You can learn them all at once, so the question is more about what would be the first thing you'd read or the person you'd speak to etc...
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Lord_Woock
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posted October 15, 2016 02:32 PM |
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artu said:
2)An advanced technology develops that lets you download any existing language in every historical and contemporary dialect into your brain within a second.
I'd probably start travelling more. Maybe spend my next vacation in Estonia - I've heard it's a really nice place.
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4)You inherit an enormous fortune from an eccentric, distant uncle but there is a condition in his will. You are not allowed to invest the money, you are not allowed to buy anything that lasts and you can only spend it for fun and joy.
So I can't buy any real estate? No board games? Oh well, wine it is!
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5)You turn on the TV, the news says a meteor is about to hit the earth tomorrow and this is the end of the world. (Yes, classics never get old)
I guess I'd drink all the wine I bought with the inheritance from 4. No point letting it all go to waste, right?
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Stevie
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posted October 15, 2016 02:39 PM |
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1. Touch my boobs and then my little sister.
2. Boring.
3. That's not really time traveling, more like a spiritual experience. I'd love to try it as long as it's for a significant existential purpose and not something like peeking into someone's sex life.
4. Travel the world and enjoy myself.
5. Punch it!
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OhforfSake
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posted October 15, 2016 02:40 PM |
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1) Jump up and down while looking into the mirror.
2) Well I guess proper English could be interesting, I often feel that while I can make myself understandable, I've no clue if my grammar perhaps isn't terrible.
3) Watch myself jumping up and down while looking into the mirror.
4) Buy more mirrors, maybe springs as well.
5) Jump up and down while looking into the mirror.
On a more serious note, if one can bypass the trauma of having been turned homo over night, I guess self exploration would be the first thing that comes to mind...
For languages I have never had any ambition or interest in foreign languages, it has always been the other way around, I'm introduced to the language, the community around me uses the language, I either learn the language or find another community.
If I could watch any event in time, the first ones I'd want to watch are probably related to or includes me somehow, things I either don't remember very well or things I have perhaps wondered about. If I'd infinite time (not aging, while watching), then I'd definitely stick around and have fun witnessing all kinds of good stuff, I'm sure.
Since I'm not a money spender, and don't generally pay for fun activities, I'm really clueless about this one. I guess most people would travel or something, while that is not for me.
For the last one I don't know what I could do different than what I do now.. I mean it's not like I've some things in the back of my mind I really want to do, but can't courage, and even if I did, it's not something small that can be done over a day (like reading more, or exercising more). There's e.g. no girl out there I have to tell my feelings to (there was, but she got married ), so while it'd be horrible, I don't have anything that "needs" to be done..
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted October 15, 2016 02:42 PM |
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Edited by Geny at 14:44, 15 Oct 2016.
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1. Faint.
2. Wait for someone else to use it to make sure there is no brain damage involved.
3. Find the rest of the guys who turned into women to observe and record their first female morning.
4. Pay any and all known experts and media to come up with a fake story about a meteor crashing into the Earth.
5. Enjoy the show.
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Galaad
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Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted October 15, 2016 02:49 PM |
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1) Ahum ahum...
2) I could finally travel without non-knowing-the-local-language complex!
3) Right now I'd go into bebop era and hang out with the dudes.
4) Partytime
5) Partytime? 
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markmasters
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Dragon of justice
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posted October 15, 2016 03:53 PM |
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5. Playing HoMM 3.
No i wouldn't know tbh....pray a lot I guess
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Sumsum
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posted October 15, 2016 11:17 PM |
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1.I would probably enjoy all the things girls enjoy for like 3 days, then I would spend a significant amount of money to change my sex. I mean seriously, I wouldn't want to play a feminist and as a man, you have more rights blah blah blah. You get it.
2.Actually that means a whole lot more. Computer languages such as binary will be easier to be understood, by what you said, so it will make calculations and such a lot easier, being able to download programs that solve a lot of your problems, that are written in binary.
3.First of all, I would like to clear a lot of mysteries such as :
i) Was there any atlantis ? I would like to watch a fast-motion view from the beginning of the earth up until now from different points on earth and see if there was any AT ALL.
ii) How were the pyramids built, and many other things that people often connect with aliens
iii) Did Hitler really die ?
iv) Was Mona Lisa an actual woman ? Who did Leonardo Da vinci inspire from ?
And if the past even means 1 second ago, I can just go anywhere on the world and see things such as what are my friends doing or something like that.
v)And in general, simply understand conspiracies, and which ones were real or fake.
4.I'm not allowed to spend money, huh ? Considering the rule, I would order the entire money to be taken to me, even if it means with a truck. I lift every single coin/banknote and drop it. Whoever picks it up now owes it. And I would probably call a bank that would now owe the coins with a 50% interest fee. Even if it means I lost 50% of the money, it now belongs to me (whatever is left).
5.Do I really have to believe the news ? I mean, seriously, in 2012 everyone was like ,,OOOOOOH WE GONNA DIEEEEEEEE'' but except natural deaths and murders, no death was caused by a particular astronomic-caused catastrophy such as a meteor or asteroid.
Oh, and I have some emergency money, I would simply go to a shop and purchase a telescope. Even if it takes me some time. Or pherphaps I should just use my old one, that I didn't use for some time, and I am 100% sure it will work. If it's confirmed, I would probably pray to God. I mean, I do believe in a God because of a simple concept. ,,Would I rather believe that after I die it will be just like before I was born ? Or that after death, there will be heaven and hell?''
I'd rather believe in heaven, and try my best to get there. If there isn't any, I do not mind spending most of my time like that. But except praying, I would also do a few things on my bucket list, such as, well... Actually, I'm quite sure there are a lot of plans to stop a meteor from getting to earth, right ?
Well, that's it.
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Neraus
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posted October 16, 2016 05:34 PM |
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1) Scream while crying for the eventual emotional release of being a woman, thus now being able to correct whatever fault I had with womanhood, then falling into depression because I'll realize I'll never have a beard anymore and I'll have to marry a man.
Horrible, honestly...
2) Go to Russia to swear profusely, I've heard some gopnik say that Russian is a language of swearwords afterall.
3) Cheap, probably the whole campaign of Roger and Robert de Hauteville, or maybe Frederick II's life.
4) Does buying armours and weapons count as something that lasts, because I'd certainly spend it on those, and tournaments. We will make the Middle Ages great again.
5) Either chill out at home or run to a Church for a confession, laziness eventually will take my toll.
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ANTUDO
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OhforfSake
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posted October 16, 2016 06:14 PM |
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Neraus said:
I'll never have a beard anymore
What kind of woman are you supposed to be??
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Neraus
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Pain relief cream seller
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posted October 16, 2016 08:04 PM |
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As far as I understand women don't grow their beards.
Maybe they shave it, but I believe they have great shame in wearing beards.
That's why I don't desire being a woman.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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fred79
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posted October 16, 2016 08:21 PM |
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1)so, i have a clitoris now? and boobies? and there are countless toys out there for me to play with? can you say, never go outside again? 
2)i'd like to learn spanish. it's the second most spoken language in the world(i think?). so i'd want to learn that. as far as speaking to historical figures, snow history. the future is more important.
3)i would say, "find the truth, regarding conspiracies", but nobody'd believe me anyway. now, if i could go back in time with something that takes video...
otherwise, the answer'd be simple: peeping-tom stuff.
4)travelling, drugs, and strippers. 'nuff said.
5)do what i do every day, regardless. i try to live every day like it's my last. 
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
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posted October 16, 2016 10:45 PM |
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1)You wake up one morning, walk into the bathroom and suddenly realize that you have turned into a woman. (If reader is female, then you turned into a man.)
Become a lesbian pornstar.
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2)An advanced technology develops that lets you download any existing language in every historical and contemporary dialect into your brain within a second.
Become a lesbian pornstar.
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3)A time machine, but sort of a 3D eagle-eye that lets you travel to the past only as an observer who can't participate in anything, is presented to you to watch anything you like privately.
Go to all the concerts for free!
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4)You inherit an enormous fortune from an eccentric, distant uncle but there is a condition in his will. You are not allowed to invest the money, you are not allowed to buy anything that lasts and you can only spend it for fun and joy.
Spend that money on hookers.
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5)You turn on the TV, the news says a meteor is about to hit the earth tomorrow and this is the end of the world. (Yes, classics never get old)
Grow a pair and do what I was always afraid of...
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Door knob resembles anus tap.
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OhforfSake
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posted October 16, 2016 10:51 PM |
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NoobX said:
Grow a pair and do what I was always afraid of...
To become a lesbian pronstar?
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Stevie
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posted October 16, 2016 10:53 PM |
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Celfious
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From earth
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posted October 16, 2016 11:05 PM |
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artu said:
What would be the first thing you would do if..
1)You wake up one morning, walk into the bathroom and suddenly realize that you have turned into a woman. (If reader is female, then you turned into a man.) Take a lot of selfies
2)An advanced technology develops that lets you download any existing language in every historical and contemporary dialect into your brain within a second. i would learn Russian just so I could say hello "zdvavistsaaa .. Zdvavistsaaa" grrr
3)A time machine, but sort of a 3D eagle-eye that lets you travel to the past only as an observer who can't participate in anything, is presented to you to watch anything you like privately. i would want to watch the story (epic) of the last living trex
4)You inherit an enormous fortune from an eccentric, distant uncle but there is a condition in his will. You are not allowed to invest the money, you are not allowed to buy anything that lasts and you can only spend it for fun and joy. why food coffee and the World government
5)You turn on the TV, the news says a meteor is about to hit the earth tomorrow and this is the end of the world. (Yes, classics never get old)delete my browsing history
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