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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 25, 2017 09:15 AM |
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If you could cast a HoMM3 spell on any leader of any government...
, and at any point in history; what would it be, and why would you cast that spell?
If you could cast a HoMM3 spell on any government leader during their own reign of power, what would you change?
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tSar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted February 25, 2017 09:38 AM |
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I'd cast implosion on Tsar Nicholas I (I wanna see what implosion rlly looks like irl, in the game it's just diarrhoea oozing on my screen, always wondered wtf that's about). Plus Nicky the first was a bit of a tosser so no tears for him lol. I'd probably save a lot of Ruskies from repression especially the writers, I mean had Tolstoy published his book 10 years prior he'd be deported to Siberia with all the other aristocrat dissidents.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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artu
Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
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posted February 25, 2017 09:55 AM |
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Hypnotize is the spell to go, of course, whenever you need things done your way. And now all world leaders are my puppets, I need no other spell.
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Are you pretty? This is my occasion. - Ghost
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phe
Famous Hero
Life and Freedom
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posted February 25, 2017 10:11 AM |
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Edited by phe at 10:13, 25 Feb 2017.
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Sacrifice on all bad politicians/military/state officials to bring honesty and prosperity to the world....
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AnkVaati
Famous Hero
Nighonese National Front
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posted February 25, 2017 10:16 AM |
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Edited by AnkVaati at 10:19, 25 Feb 2017.
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I'd save the Byzantine Empire by casting H3 inferno on Alp Arslan and his generals right before the battle of Manzikert.
Or maybe go even before that and town portal Muhammed and his army to the Maya capital of Palenque - coincidentally under the rule of Pacal the Great. Now wouldn't that be an epic confrontation? 
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Ank's Old School (kinda) H8 proposal <- best thing evvah, trust me
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tSar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted February 25, 2017 10:30 AM |
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Ye the Byzantines had a lot more to worry about than the Seljuk Turks though. I mean sure they wrecked havoc in Asia Minor but the western part of the Byzantine Empire was literally set ablaze from Syracuse to Adrionople by the Normans of Sicily (pretty sure Athens was sacked too). If you wanna save the Byzantines you gotta cuck a lot more people than that starting with their incompitent generals and Emperors imho.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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markmasters
Famous Hero
Dragon of justice
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posted February 25, 2017 11:21 AM |
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ARMEGEDDON
*sobs* i need help
But realisticly, Sacrifice, bring back the ones I love and get rid of the idiots.
Win-win?
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted February 25, 2017 11:23 AM |
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Awesome thread. 
I shall think throughfully for such serious question.
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Mediczero
Famous Hero
Warlord of the sea
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posted February 25, 2017 01:31 PM |
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Surprising little Hitler so far. Though that would be cliche.
I for one, would target Stalin.
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verriker
Honorable
Legendary Hero
We don't need another 'eroes
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posted February 25, 2017 01:39 PM |
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presently I would like to cast Implosion on David Cameron because he was a proper fool lol
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tSar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted February 25, 2017 01:48 PM |
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1081 Robert Guiscard according to Stanton after obliterating Emperor Alexius' army in Adrianople was a stone throw away from the the Byzantine's capital when news reached him. His liegelord pope Gregory VII was under siege by the German Emperor Henry IV, he had no choice but to withdraw immediately.
Sources used:
Amatus of Montecassino
Geoffrey of Malaterra
and Anna Comnena.
Christ I ****ing love the Normans. I'd bestow upon Robert Guiscard two spells, Haste and Summon Ships, and a third little cheeky one would be earth-quake lol  .
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted February 25, 2017 02:21 PM |
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Edited by Neraus at 14:21, 25 Feb 2017.
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I'd cast cure on Frederick II Hohenstaufen, friggin' poisons.
The world needed more of the stupor mundi than they think.
Things went too far north after his death, and the kingdom passed to a freaking Frenchman! That's probably one of the three occasions in which I despise the Church.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted February 25, 2017 02:41 PM |
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I'd cast death ripple on King Leopold II because he was a terrible businessman.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted February 25, 2017 03:43 PM |
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Resurrection or Force Field depending on circumstances. 
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tSar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted February 25, 2017 04:02 PM |
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I'd cast cure disease on the plague victims post siege of Nándorfehérvár, especially Hunyadi János and St John of Capistrano (we just call him Capistrán tho).
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted February 25, 2017 04:12 PM |
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Destroy Undead on Dick Cheney. We all know that he is undead at this point.
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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tSar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted February 25, 2017 04:36 PM |
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Nah you need some strong reptile repelent against the Washington goons.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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kiryu133
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Highly illogical
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posted February 25, 2017 04:44 PM |
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Hypnotize on Putin.
Russia AND the US for the price of one! 
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Baronus
Legendary Hero
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posted February 25, 2017 05:07 PM |
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God will do it better :-)
On Byzantium was Turks.
On tzars was bolsheviks.
On West islamists.
On Russia? It comes. Probably home war.
So as Bible teach ,,Leave revenge for God".
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tSar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted February 25, 2017 05:35 PM |
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I doubt anyone is acting out of revenge, besides god delivers just consequence not out revenge or punishment (in line with the natural order of this world as that is god's nature), god does not punish, death or suffering on this planet has no spiritual importance or worth (it's like crying over pain in a matrix-like world, it's not real dammit, anything temporary is not real, but you can derive some real knowledge out of it, and knowledge of the temporary is necessary if you want to enjoy your time in this world, but if you want to just move on to heaven much more productive to become a Cistercian monk or live in seclusion).
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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