|
| Thread: Is this beautiful? |  This thread is pages long: 1 2 3 · «PREV / NEXT» |
|
Daemoniumm
Hired Hero
Lord of Destruction and Terror
|
posted April 24, 2002 01:16 PM |
|
|
Quote:
Quote:
It's not a poem, they're lyrics to a DePeche Mode song. Geez bjorn, now I've lost ALL respect for you.
What because I like depeche mode? They´re pretty good actually
Sorry, I don't like Depeche Mode.
____________
"Your soul is the chest of your entire life... and I am the keeper of the key." -Daemoniumm
|
|
Daemoniumm
Hired Hero
Lord of Destruction and Terror
|
posted April 24, 2002 01:18 PM |
|
|
Quote:
Quote:
Yeah
last night I wus dating twins, but today I broke up with my best friend =(
I would call it irony!
I would call it lucck! 2 for 1!!!! Thats a deal.
____________
"Your soul is the chest of your entire life... and I am the keeper of the key." -Daemoniumm
|
|
hamsi128
Promising
Supreme Hero
tosser tavern owner
|
posted April 25, 2002 12:58 PM |
|
|
depeche mode = DM =deutchmark... i hate bands who plays music only to get money
____________
quoting my post = bullet in your head
|
|
wizardboy
Known Hero
Look ma!..a glowing ball...
|
posted April 25, 2002 02:43 PM |
|
|
if u say god don't exist then that's just fine...but some ppl had followed their believe that god DO exist and they use their lives to prove it so...
take the palestines and the israelis for example...they fight day and night just for a god damn place to live but the other wouldn't let the other have it because god had promised them some couple thousand years ago that the land belongs to them...
IMHO i really think this world is pretty fu**ed...
____________
 Where do u go when you have gone too far?
|
|
Crazyjp13
Tavern Dweller
|
|
posted January 24, 2007 06:15 AM |
|
|
(sigh)
If only, If only the woodpecker sighed,
If only, if only the old man had died.
I think after making this poem that I should continue it ya know.
lol like anyone would care.
__________________________________________________________
Why won't the woodpecker stop scheming and just give up,
that damn old man, that damn old man.
Note
__________________________________
Not a part of my poem, lqtm.
____________
|
|
Crazyjp13
Tavern Dweller
|
|
posted January 24, 2007 06:23 AM |
|
|
interesting for no reason at all I have changed the course of this conversation, please ignore my comment. huh why why why personally, I have know idea what to think about God anymore, I'm in the middle, unable to choose.
Kind of like Cat ya know?
I prefer to remain optimisticly agnostic.
he world of confusion that is wat Earth should mean.
100's of countries fighting over there own religion, hmmmm
so sad soa sad.
______________________________________________________________
Why won't the woodpecker stop scheming and just give up,
that damn old man, that damn old man.
____________
|
|
alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
|
|
posted January 24, 2007 12:28 PM |
|
|
Well its only a song lyric ... though I like it (and like the song, it was probably their first really great song (that I know off)), I think it may be a bit too much to question the excistence of God based on a Depeche Mode song.  But then, I was never a believer of God as the great part-taker.
____________
What will happen now?
|
|
TitaniumAlloy
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Professional
|
|
posted January 24, 2007 02:35 PM |
|
|
What if she died in a car crash, because the people involved simply didn't have the reaction time to prevent it? Or the reflexes?
Oh right, how could I forget. It was our fault for inventing the car :|
Technology = a sin
____________
John says to live above hell.
|
|
alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
|
|
posted January 24, 2007 03:38 PM |
|
|
Technology is the devil and should be destroyed.
Eh?
____________
What will happen now?
|
|
Crazyjp13
Tavern Dweller
|
|
posted January 25, 2007 11:20 PM |
|
|
but i wasn't really basing my confusion of which one was real on the depeche mode... no way.
actually on the 23rd was the first time i actually heard of a depeche mode lmao, what is it anyway? is it just some kind of sad thing that questions the behavior of god or something. I seriously never heard of it before.
__________________________________________________________________
Why won't the woodpecker stop scheming and just give up,
that damn old man, that damn old man.
____________
|
|
Crazyjp13
Tavern Dweller
|
|
posted January 29, 2007 04:37 AM |
|
|
im goin to tell some jokes and u all r going to laugh.....got it, good. just kiddin hope u all laugh though these are funny
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates.
St. Peter checks his dossier and says,
"Ah, you're an engineer you're in the wrong
place."
So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and
is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets
dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell,
and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they've got air conditioning and
flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is
a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and
says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there
in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going
great. We've got air conditioning and flush
toilets and escalators and there's no telling what
this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer?
That's a mistake - he should never have gotten
down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way! I like having an engineer
on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here, or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah,
right. And just where are you going to get a
lawyer?"
____________
|
|
Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
|
|
posted January 29, 2007 04:38 AM |
|
|
:I
____________
Dreaming of a Better World
|
|
Crazyjp13
Tavern Dweller
|
|
posted January 29, 2007 04:39 AM |
|
|
Little Johnnie sees his Daddy's car passing the
play-ground and go into the woods. Curious, he
follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in
a "Passionate Embrace". Johnnie finds this so
exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs
home and starts to tell his mother excitedly:
"I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go
into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look
and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he
helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane
helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane
layed down on the seat, then Daddy.."
At this point, Mommy cut him off and said,
"Johnnie, this is such an interesting story.
Suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime.
I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you
tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnnie to tell
his story, so Johnnie starts his story, describing
the car into the woods, the undressing, laying
down on the seat, and...
"...then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing
Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in
the army."
____________
|
|
Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
|
|
posted January 29, 2007 04:40 AM |
|
|
'.'
____________
Dreaming of a Better World
|
|
Crazyjp13
Tavern Dweller
|
|
posted January 29, 2007 04:41 AM |
|
|
lol here's another one
A guy walks into a bar. He sits down and says to
the bartender, "I'll bet you $100 that if you put
a shotglass at that end of the bar, I could stand
at the other end and fill it up with my urine."
Well the bartender thinks, "That's an easy $100."
So he says "Okay." So the guy gets on top of the
bar and pees everywhere, even on the bartender.
Well, the bartender doesn't care, he just won
$100. So very happily the bartender asks for his
money. The guy very happily says, "Here you go!"
The bartender then asks, "Why are you so happy?"
And the guy says, "Well, do you see that guy at
the other end of the bar? I bet him $1000 that I
could pee on you and you would be happy!"
____________
|
|
Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
|
|
posted January 29, 2007 04:43 AM |
|
|
-_-"''
____________
Dreaming of a Better World
|
|
Crazyjp13
Tavern Dweller
|
|
posted January 29, 2007 04:43 AM |
|
|
What do you call a blond with a dollar on her
head?
All you can eat under a dollar.
____________
|
|
Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
|
|
posted January 29, 2007 04:43 AM |
|
|
Ok no more faces.
This is a thread spam & these jokes are 
Make your own thread man lol.
____________
Dreaming of a Better World
|
|
Crazyjp13
Tavern Dweller
|
|
posted January 29, 2007 04:45 AM |
|
|
Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs
are. The first man was an Engineer, the second
man was an Accountant, the third man was a
Chemist, the fourth was a Government Worker.
To show off, the Engineer called to his dog.
"T-Square, do your stuff." T-square trotted
over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen
and promptly drew a circle, a square and a
triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
But the Accountant said his dog could do better.
He called his dog and said, "Pencil Pusher, do
your stuff." Pencil Pusher went out into the
kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He
divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies
each. Everyone agreed that was good.
The Chemist said his dog could do better. He
called his dog and said, "Measure, do your
stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the
fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounces
glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8
ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed
that was good. Then the three turned to the
Government Worker and said, "What can your dog
do?"
The Government Worker called to his dog and said,
"Coffee Break, do your stuff." Coffee Break
jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the
milk, dumped on the paper, sexually assaulted
the other three dogs, claimed he injured his
back while doing so, filed a grievance report
for unsafe working conditions, put in for
Worker's Compensation and took the rest of the
day off, with pay.
____________
|
|
Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
|
|
posted January 29, 2007 04:47 AM |
|
|
I give up lol
____________
Dreaming of a Better World
|
|
|
|
