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tSar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted July 29, 2019 10:11 AM |
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Gah 2 then
But both 2 and 6 are really unlikely, a person that puts all that time into his work and doesn't do back-ups either to cloud or to flashdrives would be too painful to imagine.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted July 29, 2019 08:12 PM |
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I've been sitting on a map I made for HotA for a few months now, and I religiously save it and back it up every time I tweak it or what not. I'm really just nitpicking now because play testing is exhausting. Plus I know all the secrets of the map cause I made it so it does make it somewhat unfair 
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted July 29, 2019 08:49 PM |
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6. And you did drop the soap, and all the guys made fun of you like the scrub you are.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted July 31, 2019 10:47 PM |
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted August 01, 2019 07:09 PM |
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted August 01, 2019 09:30 PM |
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Well someone here is right. All the numbers have been taken.
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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CountBezuhoff
Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
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posted August 01, 2019 10:39 PM |
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Eeek, I gave myself away! Ghost, you crazy stalker... Now I'll have to mass reply to the 30+ threads that have been going on without my divine supervision!
2 is the correct answer, even though you find it so unlikely, Tsar.
Long, long ago...
I return from my annual summer leave, only to find my master bedroom infested with stay cats! The cats, having claimed this last sanctuary of decency and rational thought for themselves, are startled at the sight of me and make for a quick exit through the balcony door... The balcony door?
"But how does one go through a door if a door is solid? A door's main purpose is to be mostly closed and sometimes open but if a door lacks solidity isn't that the same as having the door open the whole time? Why bother with doors at all then? They seem to be just yet another pointless decoration, flaunted at our direction by the rich and the snobs, meant to disccourage us, to pur us down, to smear us for still wriggling in the mud of life when they are having all that fun with their huge, untangible doors. Yes, doors are a symbol of their mindless splendor, of their financial superiority, of their high social standing, a tool of our oppression! And when we dare point out the uselessness of doors, they, with their typical arrogance, scoff at us for being uncouth barbarians, unable to understand the complex machinations of the Doormaker's mind that have gifted us with his timeless artwork, no doubt a piece of God Himself...."
I pause for a second, then laugh.
"Wait, I do remember having a door in the space that presently connects my bedroom and balcony... What the Holy Handgrenade!?"
And so through another mental experiment I deduce that there was indeed a time when a door was present in the space that currently connects my bedroom and my balcony, or rather the space that then used to seperate my bedroom and my balcony, for a door designates boundaries and boundaries do not connect, but seperate. Anyway, my sharp mind easily comes up with this important deduction by taking note of the discreete presence of my balcony door, still hanging
on its hinges, but now not closed and seperating my bedroom and my balcony, no now the door connects them because it is open. Doors are quite the curious device. They can both seperate and connect, unlike the tough walls and the boundless roads which can only do either.
So how did that brilliant idea that now shines a light upon my perdicament occur? Well, quite simply I saw the door and thought: "There is a door there." Logically, if there was no door there in the past, why would anyone put one there, just to have it stay open? Aren't doors meant to be both opened and closed?
So there was a door there in the past! And it was closed! But now it's open?
Thieves!
Is anything gone?
Book with secret illuminati communication codes for next month?
Check.
My favourite 6 000 000 ₪ merchant outfit?
Check.
Trap collection?
Check (I'll require some alone time with it later).
Browser history?
Gone, burned with fire.
Perfect, it seems like I've just carelessly left my balcony door opee-
My laptop!
I quickly dive into the mountain of "tissue" paper that had formed near my bed, frantically trying to grasp something long, hard and metallic, but to no avail...
Well, ****.
No back-up, either (lol). "Why would I need to bother, it's not like my laptop would one day simply vanish?" Of course, I checked my older laptop, hoping to find something, anything really, since I knew that I had worked on the first map there... and
**** me in the ***, are you ******* kidding me? **** this gay earth.
Because my room was filled with all kinds of valuables and the apparent perpetrator had left with just my laptop I've come to believe that somewhere in the future I have successfully constructed a time machine and have gone back to the past to steal my own laptop as both proof for the capabilities of my invention and a nod to my past self, reassuring me that I'm on the right path and that great things will follow.
The Count
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted August 01, 2019 10:41 PM |
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We really didn't need a history lesson Count.
But A+ for the effort you put into it.
Looks like you're up tSar
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted August 01, 2019 10:46 PM |
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I'll hire you to write my biography.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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CountBezuhoff
Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
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posted August 01, 2019 10:52 PM |
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NoobX said:
I'll hire you to write my biography.
NoobX was born a proud Serb...rakija...died at the aged of [TBD].
Can I have my ‎money now?
The Count
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted August 01, 2019 11:17 PM |
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No.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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husham123
Famous Hero
Yes
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posted August 02, 2019 12:34 AM |
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CountBezuhoff said:
Can I have my ımoney now?
Yugoslavs do not engage in petty capitalism.
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What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted August 02, 2019 09:23 PM |
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husham123 said:
CountBezuhoff said:
Can I have my ımoney now?
Yugoslavs do not engage in petty capitalism.
They only deal in secrets. At least Count does anyway.
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted August 02, 2019 09:38 PM |
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Count is Russian, though.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted August 03, 2019 12:42 AM |
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Is he???
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted August 03, 2019 08:41 AM |
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Isn't it obvious by now?
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted August 03, 2019 02:06 PM |
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C'mon Tsar, let it rip. 
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CountBezuhoff
Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
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posted August 03, 2019 02:26 PM |
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NoobX said:
Isn't it obvious by now?
How so?
The Count
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted August 03, 2019 10:02 PM |
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if Tsar doesn't post soon can I go?
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted August 03, 2019 10:08 PM |
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Edited by NoobX at 22:08, 03 Aug 2019.
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CountBezuhoff said:
NoobX said:
Isn't it obvious by now?
How so?
The Count
Oh, well, can't go around explaining everything now, can I?
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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