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Thread: We need to learn how to meet and no creep out chicks This thread is 51 pages long: 1 10 20 ... 27 28 29 30 31 ... 40 50 51 · «PREV / NEXT»
Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted September 30, 2019 08:23 PM

560. Your master has taught you well
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted September 30, 2019 08:28 PM

561

At last, we will reveal ourselves to the Elvin.

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
posted September 30, 2019 09:05 PM

You are no match for the Elvin. It's a hideous beast so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

The Count
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted September 30, 2019 09:23 PM
Edited by Drakon-Deus at 21:28, 30 Sep 2019.

I'm no knight, I'm a lord. Sith lord even. We cheat death.


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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted September 30, 2019 09:35 PM

^ Y'all need vajayjay.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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Nihil sub sole novum
posted September 30, 2019 09:44 PM
Edited by CountBezuhoff at 21:46, 30 Sep 2019.

What if I told you this isn't a quote from The Matrix?

The Count
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted September 30, 2019 10:10 PM

CountBezuhoff said:
What if I told you this isn't a quote from The Matrix?

The Count


I'd answer you that there is no spoon.
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Elvin
Elvin


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Endless Revival
posted September 30, 2019 10:26 PM

You ruined a perfectly entertaining thread. For shame.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted September 30, 2019 10:31 PM

Elvin said:
You ruined a perfectly entertaining thread. For shame.


Neraus can post again here whenever he wants. Room for everyone to post what they like. That's the beauty of the VW.
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Elvin
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posted September 30, 2019 11:20 PM


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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
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Pain relief cream seller
posted October 01, 2019 12:41 AM

Wait. Did you realize that I, like the Jedi, eventually refuse to pursue love? Is that why you started making Star Wars posts?

Aaaanywayyyyy... I think I'm strange when it comes to messaging.
Strangely enough, I got the neo-fascist girl's number and... I kinda made the conversation fall out.

Maybe I'm just bad at small talk over the phone, but let's be honest, who wants to have an uninvited conversation about deep topics?
After all it's an overseas fling, I'm not really that interested nor bothered about things ending up like this.

But it's not the first time, as you know, I tend to lament my little habit of not asking for the number in the first place, and even if, I kinda have trouble leading the conversation if I'm not feeling like it.

For once I'll be asking, what is your experience in messaging?
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted October 01, 2019 05:53 AM

Messaging is where I feel the most comfortable.

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted October 01, 2019 08:23 PM

Messaging is easy. You don't have to look at the person and you can be as fake as you want.

Most people I meet act differently in person than they do in messages. And most of the times they are really ****** people when face to face.

Guess my point is don't take anything said in messages at face value. Wait till you meet them in real life.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted October 02, 2019 07:45 AM

Yes, Oddy has a good point.

Fortunately with my girlfriend we had a video call as soon as we could.
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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
posted October 02, 2019 09:34 AM

Now that's something I endorse too. I'm uncomfortable with not seeing the face of who I'm speaking to, or at the very least hear their voice, plus in general I can't be arsed to have prolonged conversations just because I have to wait for a response, and then I just start doing something else and lose interest.

I'm one of those guys that spent hours upon hours on phone calls with my sweetheart, which was a thousand times better, since she was incredibly passive aggressive via text, while she didn't have the courage to speak like that.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted October 02, 2019 08:07 PM

I am the same Neraus. If you take ages to respond odds are I'm just going to either lose interest, or let the conversation die if I find you boring. And if it is just basic small talk and that is all of our conversations are I'm like at -1000 favour.

The few people I do talk to online and continue to talk almost daily, is because the conversations got real really quickly. In depth and deep.

So my rule of thumb is if they are boring, only small talk, take ages to respond, or are shallow asf, chances are I'm not gonna continue to message them.  
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted October 02, 2019 08:48 PM

Oddball13579 said:

So my rule of thumb is if they are boring, only small talk, take ages to respond, or are shallow asf, chances are I'm not gonna continue to message them.  


You are a wise man, my Odd friend.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted October 02, 2019 10:02 PM

And if the person you're messaging says to you that they have Romanians in their basement and that they are using them for organ harvesting, proceed to never talk to the said person again.  True story.
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Door knob resembles anus tap.

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
posted October 02, 2019 10:47 PM



The Count
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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
posted October 02, 2019 11:47 PM

Reminds me of the time I received audios of a black mass.

Actually, now that I think about it, during highschool some random girl got my number and started playing riddles on me.
It ended up I guessed her name while she couldn't guess who I was lol.
Too bad she wasn't really gf material...
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