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tSar-Ivor
Promising
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posted December 08, 2019 04:01 AM |
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So on a scale from cuck to chad, you guys are not so pathetic in here. Keep on trying kings, you can do it.
I'm a Queen you damn troglodyte!
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted December 08, 2019 11:02 AM |
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Oddball13579 said:
NoobX said:
Considering I have a thread with 100 pages worth of discussion dedicated......
Are you sure that's a good thing?
Yeah, man, best thread on HC. Period.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted December 08, 2019 12:29 PM |
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tSar-Ivor said:
Quote:
So on a scale from cuck to chad, you guys are not so pathetic in here. Keep on trying kings, you can do it.
I'm a Queen you damn troglodyte!
so... did you cut off your dingly von dangly yet? 
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted December 16, 2019 05:27 PM |
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Today I tried to take a coffee and it came out... Wrong.
A cutie offered to share hers.
See you later virgins!
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted December 16, 2019 05:58 PM |
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Neraus said:
Today I tried to take a coffee and it came out... Wrong.
A cutie offered to share hers.
See you later virgins!
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Horses don't die on a dog's wish.
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Oddball13579
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Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted December 16, 2019 07:36 PM |
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Plot twist!
Neraus now has either herpes or the clap, or both
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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CountBezuhoff
Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
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posted December 16, 2019 07:54 PM |
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Neraus said:
Today I tried to take a coffee and it came out... Wrong.
A cutie offered to share hers.
See you later virgins!
You'll have to greatly expand on that last part...
The Count
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Neraus
Promising
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Pain relief cream seller
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posted December 16, 2019 08:15 PM |
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>Be me
>Want to take coffee in company of fair maidens
>The coffee machine runs out of coffee once it's my turn
>Girl offers the last part of her coffee
>Came in contact with her saliva
>We have technically kissed
See you later virgins
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Neraus
Promising
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Pain relief cream seller
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posted December 16, 2019 08:16 PM |
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And yes, I'm greentexting outside of 4chan, and I'm stating the bloody obvious, hope you're happy count.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted December 16, 2019 08:53 PM |
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still a better turnout than the britcuck I've been coaching.
Viva Italia.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted December 16, 2019 10:01 PM |
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I like greentexts. They provide fun reads.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted December 17, 2019 12:01 PM |
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Kipshasz said:
Viva Italia.
DUCE!!! DUCE!!! DUCE!!!
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted December 17, 2019 01:10 PM |
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I just remebered how thick I was not too long ago. Actually, I still am, so here:
>be me
>be a freshman
>study Philosphy
>take Latin as the classical language to study
>be good at Latin with all the knowledge from high school
>ez grade
>attend classes with Historians and Frenchies
>a historian sits next to my female colleage
>said colleague asks me to sit next to her so that the historian cannot bother her
>surewhynot.jpg
>professor gives us sentences to translate
>no problem for me, but am still not confident enough to say how I translated
>professor starts calling out names from the list
>female colleague is next
>panick.jpg
>I raise my hand
>nail the translation
>professor jokingly says that she owes me a chocolate for that save
>I say I don't like sweets
>female colleage says she'd buy me a coffee then
>I say that there's no need for thanks
>mfw I realized she asked me out and I turned her down in front of everyone
...
>fast forward to yesterday
>done with classes for the day
>7pm, gotta catch the bus
>she's also waiting on the station
>we chat
>her bus arrives
>she says she's gonna skip it and wait for the next one as that one's too crowded
>weird, it's cold outside, I wouldn't mind getting in a crowded bus if it means I get home as soon as possible
>we continue chatting
>my bus arrives
>say goodbye
>get on the bus
>remember the story from Latin class
>mfw I realized she skipped the bus to chat with me
>mfw I started recalling all the times I didn't get it
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted December 17, 2019 04:40 PM |
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Drakon-Deus said:
Kipshasz said:
Viva Italia.
DUCE!!! DUCE!!! DUCE!!!
A NOI!
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted December 18, 2019 11:24 AM |
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Noob, you're a first class bleeping bundle of sticks. JESUS CHRIST MAN.
but hey still less dense than the britcuck I coached.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted December 18, 2019 11:40 AM |
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More to come, I just don't have any inspiration to write.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted December 18, 2019 11:20 PM |
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Wow Noob... And I thought I was dense when it came to things like that but you take it to a whole new level
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted December 19, 2019 01:04 AM |
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In my defence, I thought she was lesbian for the longest time. Now that I think about it, I'm still not enitrely sure...
Now, a slight warning: don't read the following if you cannot withstand unnatural amounts of cringe.
NoobX said:
>mfw I started recalling all the times I didn't get it
>be me
>be a high school senior
>pretty classmate
>she's always crushing on football players
>decided to give it a shot anyway
>start socializing with her more when the year started
>good vibes
>we start walking to school together
>justfriendthings, right
>we start going for coffee together after school (back when I was still drinking coffee)
>justfriendthings, right
>she suggests skipping class to go for coffee
>justfriendthings, right
>starts sitting on my lap every recess
>plays with my hair
>grinds against my thigh
>justfriendthings, right
>excursion time
>I make sure to get both of the bus seats just for me because I want a lot of space for myself
>she takes a seat in the back
>comes over to me anyway
>takes a seat
>literally spends 90% of the bus rides next to me
>falls asleep on my shoulder
>I move my arm to enable bloodflow
>she grabs it and wraps it around herself
>legit hug position
>justfriendthings, right
>catcalls me after she sees me getting dressed after a shower
>justfriendthings, right
>we attend a birthday party together
>guy comments we should drop the act and just say it out loud
>laugh it off
>justfriendthings, right
>we go home
>hang out in front of her apartment
>says she's freezing
>it was real cold, tho
>I say it's ok I should be going too
>she says we can text through the night
>"Nah, you should get some sleep, no need to stay up late for me"
>Making plans to celebrate New Year's together
>meet another girl in the meantime
>end up with her instead
>c'est la vie
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Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Wyrmlord
Tavern Dweller
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posted December 19, 2019 03:01 PM |
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NoobX said:
Now, a slight warning: don't read the following if you cannot withstand unnatural amounts of cringe.
I thought I could handle the cringe. I was wrong.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted December 19, 2019 06:26 PM |
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More stories coming up.
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Ghost said:
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This thread is pages long: 
