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NoobX
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posted April 25, 2019 10:37 PM |
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See, now I'm torn. On one hand I'm rooting for the Dominatrix. On the other, though... 
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Oddball13579
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posted April 25, 2019 10:40 PM |
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What's on the other hand?
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tSar-Ivor
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posted April 25, 2019 10:49 PM |
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I gripped a dude's butt today, no homo (though his reaction strongly suggests that he is bent as a willow). Not that his bony ass was anything to write home about, told him his girlfriend's ass is much better and he got into a hissy fit.
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NoobX
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posted April 25, 2019 10:59 PM |
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Oddball13579 said:
What's on the other hand?
Neraus' sis. You gotta admit, it would be hilarious. I mean, not as hilarious as this, but still
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Oddball13579
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posted April 25, 2019 11:03 PM |
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I'd go for the dominatrix. Just my personal preference of course.
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NoobX
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posted April 25, 2019 11:20 PM |
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Oddball13579
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posted April 25, 2019 11:28 PM |
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No I got the point. I'm just saying the dominatrix would be more fun than his sister. Probably. Also more socially acceptable.
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NoobX
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posted April 25, 2019 11:33 PM |
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But it wouldn't be as fun for us to read. Is he ready to sacrifice himself for the benefit of this thread's humor? That, my dear Odball, is the question.
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tSar-Ivor
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posted April 25, 2019 11:33 PM |
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But...what could possibly be more fun than the look of horror and disgust on your parents' face as you break to them the news that you are breaking in your sister's back-door?
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Oddball13579
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posted April 25, 2019 11:39 PM |
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NoobX said:
But it wouldn't be as fun for us to read. Is he ready to sacrifice himself for the benefit of this thread's humor? That, my dear Odball, is the question.
Hmmm. Indeed. Will he sacrifice it all for the sake of us, for the future of this thread?
tSar-Ivor said:
But...what could possibly be more fun than the look of horror and disgust on your parents' face as you break to them the news that you are breaking in your sister's back door?
One; gross. Two; Fun for us, not for him.
Honestly I'm just impressed with all this girls Neraus is juggling. He must have mad game.
If you know what I mean 
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tSar-Ivor
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posted April 25, 2019 11:41 PM |
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not for him
I beg to differ.
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
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posted April 25, 2019 11:43 PM |
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tSar-Ivor said:
But...what could possibly be more fun than the look of horror and disgust on your parents' face as you break to them the news that you are breaking in your sister's back-door?
PREACH IT, BROTHER!
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Oddball13579
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posted April 25, 2019 11:44 PM |
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tSar-Ivor said:
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not for him
I beg to differ.
I mean sure its fun till his family finds out and he is disowned and made into the modern day Jamie Lannister.
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Oddball13579
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posted April 25, 2019 11:50 PM |
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tSar-Ivor said:
But...what could possibly be more fun than the look of horror and disgust on your parents' face as you break to them the news that you are breaking in your sister's back-door?
Oh I know!
Coming out to your parents. That was sure fun
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NoobX
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posted April 25, 2019 11:52 PM |
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Aren't you from Canada, though? Pretty open minded place that country from what I've heard.
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Oddball13579
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posted April 25, 2019 11:54 PM |
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Just because a country and the general populace is open minded does not mean everyone is. Like my family, especially my father.
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NoobX
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posted April 26, 2019 12:00 AM |
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That sucks, but at least you did it. Hell, you even came out to us, complete strangers on some decrepit old website.
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Oddball13579
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posted April 26, 2019 12:04 AM |
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NoobX said:
That sucks, but at least you did it. Hell, you even came out to us, complete strangers on some decrepit old website.
Thanks. I'm not ashamed of who I am. I never have been. Never will be. Besides, I have a lot of friends who support me. Plus my mom is more than happy for me, and she's the only one who really matters.
Helps that half of my friends are anything but "fully straight"
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NoobX
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posted April 26, 2019 12:22 AM |
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Oddball13579 said:
Helps that half of my friends are anything but "fully straight"
Not sure what you mean by this, but it would be a bad idea to bang your friends, no matter the orientation.
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Oddball13579
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posted April 26, 2019 03:47 AM |
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NoobX said:
Not sure what you mean by this, but it would be a bad idea to bang your friends, no matter the orientation.
I mean that the majority of them have a sexual orientation other than straight.
Also, you've never banged your friends before? Perfect way to get some no strings attached bow chika bow wow.
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