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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted May 30, 2019 11:07 AM |
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Some things are just impossible!
They are with that attitude...
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fred79
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posted May 30, 2019 01:04 PM |
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The camel's a hermaphrodite, then! I should have known! Self-replicating hermaphrodite camels have made their move! They are assimilating! To arms! To arms!
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blob2
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posted May 30, 2019 03:16 PM |
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Cut off their water supply lines! Oh, wait...
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Stevie
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posted May 30, 2019 03:49 PM |
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fred79
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posted May 30, 2019 05:08 PM |
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Humans are completely insane. I thought this was already established.
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Galatea
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posted May 30, 2019 05:10 PM |
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This is a cjoke
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted May 30, 2019 06:17 PM |
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Which is not nearly as great as an ajoke, but still better than a djoke.
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Oddball13579
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posted May 30, 2019 06:27 PM |
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fred79 said:
Humans are completely insane. I thought this was already established.
True. Humans are the only thing that is truly bat-snow insane/evil in this world
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted May 30, 2019 06:36 PM |
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What about the snow of an insane bat?
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Oddball13579
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posted May 30, 2019 06:44 PM |
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Geny said:
What about the snow of an insane bat?
Well it is toxic for one thing
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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Geny
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posted May 30, 2019 06:49 PM |
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Hmmm... so are humans on the internet... I think I just realized how to find all the bat-snow insane people in the world.
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Oddball13579
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posted May 30, 2019 07:00 PM |
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You've gone a cracked the code! Bravo I say
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted May 30, 2019 07:03 PM |
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Now to crack some skulls!
But first I'll have to convince someone to make a movie based on a comic book based loosely on myself so that I can buy a lot of plane tickets with the royalty money.
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Blizzardboy
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posted June 01, 2019 08:03 AM |
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When I am elected the first president of Saudi Arabia - which of course will simply be "Arabia" or "United States of Arabia" or "USA" for short, one of my immediate goals, in addition to making peace with Yemen, Israel, and Iran through my Platonic gaze, will be to export all camels to Pakistan. There will be no more camels.
I would like to move to the Gulf at some point so I have been brushing up on my knowledge of the region. I saw Aladdin in theaters earlier this week.
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fred79
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posted June 01, 2019 09:34 AM |
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Blizzardboy said:
I saw Aladdin in theaters earlier this week.
Sounds like you're absolutely qualified. I second your nomination.
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kayna
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posted June 20, 2019 03:12 AM |
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Yeah yeah, some parts of the world are still retarded as hell. Somehow, every time I read something like that and hateful opinions of it, I think it's aired as an excuse to bomb the living hell out of them.
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Blizzardboy
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posted June 20, 2019 09:34 AM |
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kayna said:
Yeah yeah, some parts of the world are still retarded as hell. Somehow, every time I read something like that and hateful opinions of it, I think it's aired as an excuse to bomb the living hell out of them.
I bet you would like that.
Take your warmongering somewhere else.
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kayna
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posted June 20, 2019 09:31 PM |
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You didn't read my sentence correctly.
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Blizzardboy
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posted June 21, 2019 08:18 AM |
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And you need to find somewhere else to spout your Islamophobic hate antics.
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Kipshasz
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posted June 21, 2019 08:25 AM |
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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