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posted January 13, 2021 05:08 AM |
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blob2 said:
Daddy-long-legs or Harvesters they are called...
I've never heard the second name before but it sounds super epic.
"Harvesters" makes them sound like they're an ancient insectoid alien race that were transformed into thin-legged spiders by a wizard but will someday return to their true form and then eradicate all life.
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posted January 13, 2021 09:58 AM |
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Edited by blob2 at 09:59, 13 Jan 2021.
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Blizzardboy said:
"Harvesters" makes them sound like they're an ancient insectoid alien race that were transformed into thin-legged spiders by a wizard but will someday return to their true form and then eradicate all life.
Sorry, I totally used Google to search for the name and aside from the "Daddy" one (which seems to be the most accurate one and imo is pretty ridiculous in itself  ) this is the second name it returned. They are called "Kosarz" in Poland so not exactly a name you can translate...
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Oddball13579
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posted January 14, 2021 03:15 AM |
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Harvestmen, actually.
They get that name because they have a rather interesting relationship with bees.
These bee farmers noticed that the bees would leave the dead drones and workers on the edge of their hive around dusk. Literally just drop them there and then go back into the hive and go to sleep. Come morning the bee corpses would be gone. So they set up a camera to find out what the heck was going on.
Turns out that when the sun set the harvestmen spiders would come out and collect the bee corpses and take them away. Literally living up to their name.
They're basically the grim reaper for bees. The Grim Beeper if you will. 
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posted January 14, 2021 09:10 AM |
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Oddball13579 said:
They're basically the grim reaper for bees. The Grim Beeper if you will.
Well, that's cool!
And then they perform a necromantic ritual to raise those bees and stupid humans eat honey made by zombie bees!
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posted January 14, 2021 11:52 AM |
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7000 vocabularies!
Now's grant the favor means 7001.
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posted January 15, 2021 02:11 AM |
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blob2 said:
Oddball13579 said:
They're basically the grim reaper for bees. The Grim Beeper if you will.
Well, that's cool!
And then they perform a necromantic ritual to raise those bees and stupid humans eat honey made by zombie bees!
Exactly! Everyone knows that undead bee honey is better than regular honey!
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posted January 15, 2021 03:39 AM |
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Oddball13579 said:
They're basically the grim reaper for bees. The Grim Beeper if you will.
... Why must you hurt me like this when I give you nothing but love, Oddy? 
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posted January 15, 2021 05:56 AM |
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Gnomes2169 said:
Oddball13579 said:
They're basically the grim reaper for bees. The Grim Beeper if you will.
... Why must you hurt me like this when I give you nothing but love, Oddy?
This is the way I am. Learn to live with it or medicate me. 
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posted January 15, 2021 11:33 PM |
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Death of bees.
The Count
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posted January 16, 2021 02:42 AM |
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Mortem apes,
Tragicum fatum,
Quamvis pueri,
Erit memento
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posted January 16, 2021 03:28 AM |
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blob2 said:
And then they perform a necromantic ritual to raise those bees and stupid humans eat honey made by zombie bees!
Honey is already made by bees ingesting nectar and then vomiting it back out. If a person is cool with pouring insect vomit into their tea then I don't think adding 'zombie' to the resume will matter.
I, for one, enjoy every last drop.
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posted January 16, 2021 08:51 AM |
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I dig it. Undead bees should be in HoMM.
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posted January 16, 2021 10:25 AM |
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A walking eye-lighted lamp sees bee (n/obs.) the penis 
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posted January 16, 2021 12:18 PM |
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Blizzardboy said:
Honey is already made by bees ingesting nectar and then vomiting it back out. If a person is cool with pouring insect vomit into their tea then I don't think adding 'zombie' to the resume will matter.
That makes it even cooler!
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posted January 17, 2021 04:17 AM |
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posted January 17, 2021 10:14 AM |
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posted January 17, 2021 09:17 PM |
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Guy gets poisoned by his own government and then flies back home 5 months later. Balls of steel.
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posted January 17, 2021 09:35 PM |
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Blizzardboy said:
Guy gets poisoned by his own government and then flies back home 5 months later. Balls of steel.
Or brain of dead...
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posted January 17, 2021 10:03 PM |
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I think it's pretty badass even though I probably wouldn't do the same thing.
He gets poisoned, survives, recovers, and then just flies back in and gets arrested at the airport, lol. Doesn't give a snow.
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posted January 18, 2021 01:45 PM |
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Blizzardboy isn't an average loser. He (noun the penis) knows much things.
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