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blob2
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posted March 11, 2021 10:11 PM |
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Edited by blob2 at 22:12, 11 Mar 2021.
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Kipshasz said:
it doesn't say ananas tho.
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NoobX
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posted March 11, 2021 11:51 PM |
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Slow thread.
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Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Oddball13579
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Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted March 12, 2021 01:00 AM |
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NoobX
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posted March 12, 2021 01:58 AM |
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I re-watched Kingdom of Heaven with my friends and cringed even more than the first time. Butchering of history for sensationalism.
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Galatea
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posted March 12, 2021 06:15 AM |
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Edited by Galatea at 06:24, 12 Mar 2021.
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I re-watched this several times because I like Orlando Bloom.
Best Part:
Salahadin : "Who defends?"
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"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."
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Lith-Maethor
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posted March 12, 2021 08:04 AM |
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Heh...
Which one? because the theatrical version and the director's cut are two vastly different movies.
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blob2
Undefeatable Hero
Blob-Ohmos the Second
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posted March 12, 2021 08:35 AM |
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NoobX said:
I re-watched Kingdom of Heaven with my friends and cringed even more than the first time. Butchering of history for sensationalism.
This is one of the best "historical" movies out there. And if they can change historical figures races, why it is even important to be historically correct anymore?
And yeah, the Directors Cut version is more accurate.
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Kipshasz
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Elvin's Darkside
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posted March 12, 2021 10:54 AM |
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NoobX said:
I re-watched Kingdom of Heaven with my friends and cringed even more than the first time. Butchering of history for sensationalism.
don't peer into the "War History Online" blog then.
But then again it's a garbage site reposting the same articles with clickbaity titles and massive spergsessions in the comments on zuccbook:
F4 Corsair series of Aeroplanes
Chesty Puller
General James "Mad Cuck" Mattis
General Patton
muh Panther tank
muh T-34 tank
White Feather (some sniper retard yank from 'Nam, larping as Simo Hayha and failing)
Tunnel Rats of 'Nam
Muh King Tiger, never seen before photos you've seen 154896685 times before
and so forth.
It's a miracle if an article about anything pre-20th century pops up. or should I rather say pre-WW2.
That site is like IFLS, but for history.
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NoobX
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posted March 12, 2021 11:52 AM |
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Galatea said:
I re-watched this several times because I like Mary Sue.
Fix'd.
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Galatea
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posted March 12, 2021 01:41 PM |
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Who the fk is Mary Sue? 
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."
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Galatea
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posted March 12, 2021 02:00 PM |
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Lith-Maethor said:
Which one? because the theatrical version and the director's cut are two vastly different movies.
Both!!! A fan does not simply watch one version. 
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Kipshasz
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Elvin's Darkside
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posted March 12, 2021 02:22 PM |
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Galatea said:
Who the fk is Mary Sue?
dumbass character trait. a character who is good at anything it does, and everyone thinks it's awesome.
Examples include, but not limited to: Rey Palpatine of the star wars OG trilogy remake, Luke Skywalker, Harry Tosser the retard wizard boy who protected britbongistan school from a pseudo wizard hitler.
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CountBezuhoff
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Nihil sub sole novum
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posted March 12, 2021 02:24 PM |
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The males are Gary Stus though.
The Count
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted March 12, 2021 02:56 PM |
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Blacksmith from France travels to the Levant, gets there alive, fights a trained Saracen and wins, gets his own barony, discovers well digging, which for some reason, the people who lived there for thousands of years never thought of, manages to woo ****ing Sybilla with no effort whatsoever, survives bs combat encounters (the 3 on 1 encounter with fully armored knights for example), falls in grace of the king, ends up successfully organizing the defense of Jerusalem with knowledge of ballistics and engineering which came out of nowhere, and still manages to survive the Saracen onslaught to negotiate with Saladin himself. All that without wearing a basic helmet for 90% of the movie. And he makes it back home. Alive.
Sure thing...
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Galatea
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posted March 12, 2021 03:08 PM |
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Don't really care. Orland Bloom is Orlando Bloom whatever the role is except in Pirates of Caribbean. 
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
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Kipshasz
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Elvin's Darkside
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posted March 12, 2021 03:15 PM |
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The parasite playing it isn't to blame, he didn't write that crapheap.
Lynch the writers.
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Lith-Maethor
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posted March 12, 2021 03:20 PM |
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...and starring...
NoobX said:
All that without wearing a basic helmet for 90% of the movie.
That's Hollycrap for ya...
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Galatea
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posted March 12, 2021 03:30 PM |
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Well ofcourse! Need to show the pretty face. All the time!
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blob2
Undefeatable Hero
Blob-Ohmos the Second
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posted March 12, 2021 03:57 PM |
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted March 12, 2021 04:29 PM |
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Galatea, what did you think of "Troy" 
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