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Kipshasz
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posted March 13, 2021 07:26 PM |
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Lith-Maethor said:
And Paris, for being a simp.
The most damned of all the sins.
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Oddball13579
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posted March 13, 2021 07:59 PM |
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Interesting to think that Apollo wouldn't have tipped Paris off if Achilles had left Apollo's Temple untouched.
But Achilles was a little baby and made Sun Daddy pissy
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CountBezuhoff
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posted March 13, 2021 08:05 PM |
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Kipshasz said:
Hey now, Hera had nothing to do with it.
I didn't mean her but Eris.
The Count
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Kipshasz
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posted March 13, 2021 08:07 PM |
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Hera is the most jealous b1tch in the greek pantheon, end of discussion.
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CountBezuhoff
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posted March 13, 2021 08:23 PM |
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True, but it's all Zeus's fault for cuckolding her.
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Kipshasz
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posted March 13, 2021 08:25 PM |
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it's actually her being frigid.
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Oddball13579
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posted March 13, 2021 08:37 PM |
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I mean she is the goddess of marriage and married to a habitual adulterer.
You can't really blame her for being such a cold woman
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Lith-Maethor
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posted March 13, 2021 08:47 PM |
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Pantheon...
Apollo was always a mama's boy.
Zeus will go after anything with a pulse.
Hera is mostly justified but way too snobbish. Also, a horrible mother.
Ain't Greek mythology fun?
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Oddball13579
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posted March 13, 2021 08:54 PM |
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The only valid Greek gods are Hades, Persephone, and Hestia. Everyone else just sucks
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Lith-Maethor
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posted March 13, 2021 08:58 PM |
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Hey now...
What about Heph and Athena? They haven't done anything bad or unprovoked (and don't bring Medusa into this, that's a smear campaign).
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Kipshasz
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posted March 13, 2021 09:14 PM |
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norse mythology is more fun. with Odin drinking Butters' Creamy Goo to gain strenght. 
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CountBezuhoff
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posted March 13, 2021 09:52 PM |
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Kipshasz said:
with Odin drinking Butters' Creamy Goo to gain strenght.
The intentions and actions of a god are incomprehensible to mere humans. After all, we do not hold power over even the tinniest bit of the Cosmos.
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
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posted March 13, 2021 10:32 PM |
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Let's go #teamathena
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Door knob resembles anus tap.
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CountBezuhoff
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posted March 14, 2021 12:02 AM |
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Seems too ladylike. The real Athena is more tomboyish.
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Lith-Maethor
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posted March 14, 2021 12:31 AM |
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Nah...
That looks about right for her. They even got some of the details right.
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CountBezuhoff
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posted March 14, 2021 12:35 AM |
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Maybe the helmet not being on is what's confusing me. Her face is definitely pretty.
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Kipshasz
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posted March 14, 2021 09:40 AM |
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CountBezuhoff said:
Kipshasz said:
with Odin drinking Butters' Creamy Goo to gain strenght.
The intentions and actions of a god are incomprehensible to mere humans. After all, we do not hold power over even the tinniest bit of the Cosmos.
The Count
Odin isn't a god, but a swamp devil worshipped by some norse and germanic swamp monkeys and modern neopagan retards, who enjoy Butters' Creamy Goo just as much as their so called "god".
As you can see I really despise neopagans.
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NoobX
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posted March 14, 2021 10:52 AM |
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Hard to notice when that's your everyday attitude
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Kipshasz
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posted March 14, 2021 10:54 AM |
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It's the correct attitude to have.
pretty much every neopagan online.
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Kipshasz
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posted March 14, 2021 11:00 AM |
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