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RMS
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-ing yummy foods
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posted September 11, 2002 01:54 AM |
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yeah man, i am scared ****less now...i m starting learn cooking meself, i am afraid that i have to cook for my wife in the futre, instead the other way around...
Yeah, but some of the stuff is kinda fun I guess. However, though I enjoy it, I guess lately I'm been working on it because if I don't learn how to make more than pancakes, omelets, and macaroni I'm probably going to end up eating a lot of sandwiches next year 
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well..I think it would be smart if you would stop generalizing women/girls and treat them as individuals..
*did i really say that?????*
...hey, you beat me...I was gonna say something like that...until I read your post...ah well, I'll wait until I have something else to say then 
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AzureMajesty
Promising
Adventuring Hero
Gaea Mother Earth
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posted September 11, 2002 03:07 AM |
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I received this from a friend recently and thought it fits perfectly into this thread.
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. "Amen" God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish."
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out cookies and milk and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back." The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."
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Aculias
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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted September 11, 2002 06:11 AM |
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I think Debs should write a thread on Boys now ?
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blade2002
Hired Hero
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posted September 12, 2002 05:07 AM |
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Sorry for generalizing girls they are how they are .I mean they are girls u know.I cook every day not major foods or something but you can i'll never be a sandwich eater.
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melissa_X
Adventuring Hero
Tiffany Taylor
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posted September 12, 2002 05:42 AM |
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted September 12, 2002 05:48 AM |
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I agree Mrs Melisa that is bull crap
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Romana
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Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted September 12, 2002 11:53 AM |
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I'd like to agree with someone too but I don't understand what Blade or Melissa were talking about???
oh well
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wizardboy
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Look ma!..a glowing ball...
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posted September 21, 2002 02:58 PM |
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come on...i want to hear more girls opinion about this
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Nidhgrin
Honorable
Famous Hero
baking cookies from stardust
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posted September 21, 2002 04:00 PM |
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I have two main opinions about girls, learned out of experience.
1. Girls are trouble.
2. Life without girls would be a bore.
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wizardboy
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Look ma!..a glowing ball...
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posted September 23, 2002 09:16 AM |
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as much as i hate to say it but we NEED girls...
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blade2002
Hired Hero
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posted October 18, 2002 11:26 PM |
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as much as i hate to say it but we NEED girls...
someone who agrees whit me my job is done  a philosphycal
question who cane first?the chicken or the egg????
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RMS
Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
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posted October 19, 2002 01:00 AM |
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...the egg...dinosaurs were around first...
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2XtremeToTake
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posted October 19, 2002 03:17 AM |
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This girl in my class scares me at times, she is a psycho and needs to be pu in the mental ward......
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HeyYou
Known Hero
and beloved food provider.
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posted October 19, 2002 03:20 AM |
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Thanks for sharing.
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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted October 19, 2002 03:32 AM |
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No Prob , more stories about the deranged kids in my class.....COMING SOON!
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wizardboy
Known Hero
Look ma!..a glowing ball...
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posted October 19, 2002 02:12 PM |
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as much as i hate to say it but we NEED girls...
someone who agrees whit me my job is done a philosphycal
question who cane first?the chicken or the egg????
i would say the egg, mind u that chicken wasn't always chicken...ehy were probably decendents of giant turkeys or ostrich or something...but the egg has always been the egg...
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blade2002
Hired Hero
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posted October 20, 2002 01:13 AM |
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Ok everyone! mY OPINION IS THAT THE CHICKEN CAME FIRST SO ......NOTHING K.
aRE ALL GIRLS BIT**ES OR ARE THEY ALL "SAINTS"
Y WERE GIRLS MADE FOR?..BLA BLA BLA
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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted October 20, 2002 04:06 AM |
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Girls are made to serve the wants of Men, and nothing else
LOL JK...
To be honest...I dunno, I have another question.....
Why were men made??
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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted October 20, 2002 04:07 AM |
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Girls are made to serve the wants of Men, and nothing else
LOL JK...
To be honest...I dunno, I have another question.....
Why were men made??
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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Medusa
Famous Hero
Yeah, right
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posted October 21, 2002 04:43 PM |
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No Prob , more stories about the deranged kids in my class.....COMING SOON!
Oh yes i also have much stories abour my class mates *disguisted* we could create a thread about that 
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