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Odvin
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted March 16, 2003 02:34 PM |
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HoM&M Humor
Now I thought that a HoM&M Humor thread could be interesting... It's a place for everything funny connected with Heroes: funny gaming experience, stories, screenshots... no matter for what part of Heroes... I bet everyone has had something funny while playing HoM&M, so we could collect a whole library of Heroes Humor.
What do you think about it?
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted March 16, 2003 06:03 PM |
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Well, I had this game of HoMM2 with my friend once. We were playing the map Spellcasters on easy (we were both sucky players). Me necromancer, him sorceress. I took out the warlock and he got the wizard. Then I went for his wizard town. My army of 50 vamp lords, 10 boners, 600 skells, 60 liches and 40 archers (don't ask why) smashed them easily. He tried to holy shout me, but I was wearing a pendant of death  . Then I went for the sorceress town. He had around 160 sprites, 40 greater druids, 60 grand elves, 30 unicorns and - most important - 30 phoenixes! I thought I was doomed. The army I attacked him with was all I had. He goes first. Slays the liches with his phoenixes. Then I blind them birdies . He had dispel all along, but never bothered to use it! So I destroyed all of his stacks one by one and then stormed on the phoenixes. There were around 6 left when they actually had a chance to move. Then I went for his town which was guarded by a single stack of dwarves.
The greatest surpirse I ever had while playing the game.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Odvin
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted March 16, 2003 06:10 PM |
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Well, that's not a funny story... that's a sad one... 
As for my gaming experience, this one was not too long ago. I wanted to test one of my ERM scripts that deals with spell scrolls. At some stage, when I entered the hero's screen... I saw a spellbook right on his head Imagine how it looks (I can post a screenshot if you want).
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Odvin
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted March 16, 2003 06:13 PM |
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A nice pic
LOL
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KittenAngel
Supreme Hero
Lee's wifey
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posted March 16, 2003 06:20 PM |
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This one is kinda comical
3do needs to learn how to spell 
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Never wear anything that panics
the cat.
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Odvin
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted March 17, 2003 01:12 PM |
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Well, everyone does mistakes... As for me, I haven't noticed any during my HoM&M gaming (Russian version doesn't count, it has TONS of spelling mistakes, especially the early versions...it was just difficult to read  )
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Khaelo
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Underwater
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posted April 11, 2003 05:34 AM |
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The silliest thing I've seen in Heroes was a bunch of Necromancers and Death Knights chatting it up around the water cooler.
Actually, it was an H4 water trough, but it was right by a gem mine, so it looked a lot like a cooler. There were about four or five horses sitting there, all of the same color, representing six or seven Death-aligned heroes. Only one of the heroes had an army with him, and most of the others were in male/female pairs. I don't know what they were doing or what the AI was thinking when it put them there. Needless to say, my mage broke up the party!
I wish I had a screenshot to share.  It was pretty funny.
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disguised as a responsible adult
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted April 11, 2003 01:21 PM |
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Um, yes, very .
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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angelspit
Famous Hero
Warrior of the Heavens
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posted April 11, 2003 04:30 PM |
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Here is one I made
It is based on a joke I saw elsewhere.
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