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tewilligar
Famous Hero
Just another willigar
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posted May 09, 2003 02:08 AM |
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How to be stupid(be in HOS)
There have been many threads lately involving HOS. So,I've decided to make my own little post. So most of you little children can understand,I've put it in storybook form.
There once was a little boy,his name was "pretty dog"
He was having a great time running through the forest,when he noticed a man wearing a beekeepers outfit. The man turned around and introduced himself as "Killerbeefarmer".
The two chatted for a bit,enjoying eachothers company. They both realized they had a true passion in common,not Meg Ryan or Sylvia Saint,but Homm3!!!!!
So,they decided to play this game they loved so much. As they began to play Killerbeefarmer had to go. He was in such a hurry that he didnt tell Pretty Dog. Sad and unfortunate,but true. Instead of getting in touch with Mr.Killerbeefarmer,Pretty Dog decided (because in his opinion he was really taking it too Killerbeefarmer) to take a peek at the game. Seeing that he was in control now that he knew what was on Killerbeefarmer's side of the game,Pretty Dog proclaimed to all that he was victor!
This was in contrast to the rules that they agreed to,no cheating,trainers,or looking at saved information.
So,Without Killerbeefarmer's knowledge,Pretty Dog decides in his self-rightious state that he deserves credit,and gets in touch with Homm3 council Demi-God "Zee German" and explains his case.Zee German quickly realizes that while this is unfortunate,a player leaving this beautiful game suddenly, that Pretty Dog,in his self rightious state, broke a major rule.
Zee German quickly got in touch with some of his close Demi-God buddies,like "Wtf is a Twiller".
"Wtf is a Twiller" then himself investigated. Pretty Dog admitted by breaking the rules, but thought he was above the laws of Homm.
After all this, Pretty Dog looks up in anger at the sky and shouts "why me? WHY ME?"
Morale of the story: if you are crazy enough to think you are above the law,think again. We wont hesitate to pull the trigger, cheaters will not be tolerated in ANY form.
Oh,and another thing: This discrimination must end,Pretty Dog,I agree! except it is people like you and Unholywomen, discriminating against people just trying to do thier job,a job that we dont get paid for,but do for the good of all!
Or is that past your little minds to understand??
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ramses_sb
Adventuring Hero
Part of DARKSIDE of the FORCE
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posted May 09, 2003 03:48 AM |
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Killerbeefarmer got maybe a boy. Cause if his wife was not pregnant and readdy to deliver then i guess killerbeefarmer is just as guilty as the pretty one.  Cause if he were a nice person he could tell "his friend" that he is going to gett stoned or something cause he almost lost the game.
Or maybe he was late at his wedding. Or just simply died and then the pretty one is the only guilty cause we should not talk dirty about dead peps. 
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Sir_Stiven
Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
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posted May 09, 2003 04:24 AM |
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ROFL
hmmmm
wtf is a tewiller? 
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted May 09, 2003 05:42 AM |
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If Killa is friendly then I am MICKY MOOUSE!!! 
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tewilligar
Famous Hero
Just another willigar
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posted May 09, 2003 08:03 AM |
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hi micky
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GrunanCross
Famous Hero
King of the Underdark
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posted May 09, 2003 08:21 AM |
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ROTFLMBFAO......lol lol
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splexx
Known Hero
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posted May 09, 2003 08:37 AM |
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Edited By: splexx on 9 May 2003
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well. the big mouth that i am...
if i trust ugly and boxa,...
LMAO..no doubt ill play woolf and boxa ANY time
altho boxa...christ u need Saint, Ugly and U
to beat Killa LMAOOOO...
that makes me wonder too?????????
it's hard enuf beating one of y as...
dun wanna play 3 bg_s at once loooool...
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tewilligar
Famous Hero
Just another willigar
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posted May 09, 2003 08:43 AM |
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behold the miracle of internet cafe
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Titan_888
Known Hero
Wind of Change
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posted May 09, 2003 10:07 AM |
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few years ago... in the dark forest...
there was this OMEN-tree.... the OMEN-tree was so happy because he played with everyone in this big forest called TOH! this beautifull tree now few years later... remember a specific game he played some ago....
The tree's opponent dropped out of the game and didnt come back... THE OMEN knew that this other tree was just a little one and he also got pissed at the situation he left on... He got suspicious mind about it... and he loaded up the game to confirm his own justice. THe opponent tree never showed again. 
what the tree knows this day is he broke one of the MOST important rules in that forest called TOH but OMEN-tree was smart and never told anyone untill now.
He now understand that he dont belong in this forest nomore and must be cut down immidiately.
its so sad...
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ugly_bg
Bad-mannered
Tavern Dweller
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posted May 09, 2003 11:54 AM |
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i am not stupid tewill  ) i just want ot be fair but it seems that fair for motor is bad thing .....
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KittenAngel
Supreme Hero
Lee's wifey
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posted May 09, 2003 12:42 PM |
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Boxa darlin it is a complement!
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the cat.
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Bad_Boxa
Adventuring Hero
Bulgarian Azure Dragon
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posted May 09, 2003 01:08 PM |
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Boxa darlin it is a complement!
ok Kitten i deleting my post
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tewilligar
Famous Hero
Just another willigar
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posted May 09, 2003 06:26 PM |
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i am not stupid tewill ) i just want ot be fair but it seems that fair for motor is bad thing .....
fair? YOU ARE A NooB!!! yeah,ok,lets let everyone view saves you monkey.
man,i'm getting sick of this tossing. you broke the rules,no go home
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holymen
Disgraceful
Tavern Dweller
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posted May 09, 2003 06:43 PM |
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Put this shiet down, go home, relax, make up a joint, fire up the weed, calm down, take it chill,soft and enjoy ur blow job, get stoned, snowk ur wife, ur girlfriend Whatevaa, just Put this shiet down, there is no point for messing of a little thing..
HolyCrack
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tewilligar
Famous Hero
Just another willigar
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posted May 09, 2003 06:53 PM |
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you are right,no point in messing with a little thing like you
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Kirky_Picardo
Tavern Dweller
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posted May 09, 2003 09:21 PM |
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Hmmm...
It seems to me that if someone leaves a game without sayin anything and does not return that person has earned a LOSS.
Which means that the game is now OVER.
And because the game is over, to look at the save at this stage seems perfectly acceptable to me and certainly not something someone should be banned for lol.
But plz don't let me interrupt this discussion with some common sense.
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AndiAngelsla...
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
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posted May 09, 2003 09:47 PM |
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Hmmm...
It seems to me that if someone leaves a game without sayin anything and does not return that person has earned a LOSS.
Which means that the game is now OVER.
And because the game is over, to look at the save at this stage seems perfectly acceptable to me and certainly not something someone should be banned for lol.
But plz don't let me interrupt this discussion with some common sense.
so everytime im disconnected and cant come back the save game is watched...great idea picard tosser, suggest it to the ww tossers im sure there you can pull such crap lol
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Kirky_Picardo
Tavern Dweller
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posted May 09, 2003 10:42 PM |
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Ah, Andi my old friend. Nice to hear from you again lol. Haven't lost your charm I see.
If I leave a game without saying anything and don't return I would fully expect to get a loss yes. So if the save gets looked at who cares. If this is due to an internet problem that is unfortunate but that is my problem not my opponents.
I may be wrong, but the impression I get from reading this board is you guys seem to be overly zealous in banning peeps. I would think other types of penalties could be used in some of these instances and banning should only happen if someone truly deserves it.
However, feel free to grab yer axe and cut down every tree you see. I don't really care.
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted May 10, 2003 01:45 AM |
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I here what your saying but your thinking of somethang dif Picardi.
No disrespect at all I am trying not to lol.
When someone disconnects it sometimes they have a bad connection problem where they cant come back for awhile I mean you should know too because your connections was not that great too.
I believe that it should be talked with before the game is actually over.
If they dont reply or say yea it's over then you can look at the save all you want.
Personally i dont think it would be fair at all to look at map just because they disconnected & couldnt come back from the internet speed being too low etc.
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wanderer
Known Hero
Mercenary on Azure's Kingdom
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posted May 10, 2003 04:28 AM |
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Quote:
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Hmmm...
It seems to me that if someone leaves a game without sayin anything and does not return that person has earned a LOSS.
Which means that the game is now OVER.
And because the game is over, to look at the save at this stage seems perfectly acceptable to me and certainly not something someone should be banned for lol.
But plz don't let me interrupt this discussion with some common sense.
so everytime im disconnected and cant come back the save game is watched...great idea picard tosser, suggest it to the ww tossers im sure there you can pull such crap lol
ROTFL andi, right.. that was a smart , brilliant even ideea of picard
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