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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted April 19, 2004 05:02 PM |
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(OOC) Oops, sorry, my eyes aren't too good, but everything else works just fine...
<The sound of whipping stops, but the moaning continues...>
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted April 19, 2004 05:06 PM |
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OOC: That's okay, you're not alone. I get misquoted half the time.
BIC:
Vadskye: "Thank you. You are truly a wonderful person."
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Knowledge is power...
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted April 19, 2004 05:26 PM |
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<Peace pauses, then takes a reprieve to slide the small window of the cell door open. She spies Vad, still leaning up against the door...>
"Say Vad," she says softly, one eyebrow raised. "Just out of curiosity, who's number two? And can you be a peach and run and ask a question for me? If I accept this moderator nomination business will I still be able to do stuff like this?"
(red moans quietly in the background)
"Shut up redneck!" Peace barks. "Or I'll leave you in here hanging by your toes."
She turns back to Vad, her tone still harsh: "If not they can stuff it."
The tiny window slams shut, then slides halfway open in afterthought. Peace's tone is again artificially soft:
"And can you run and get me a feather and a can of whipped creme, pleeeease baby???" Her black lashes bat gently at him through the window, which then promptly slams shut once again, startling the hypnotized Vad nearly out of his PJ's.
(It then dawns on Vad that Peacemaker had redhawk's trousers draped over one shoulder as she spoke to him through the window....)
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted April 19, 2004 05:44 PM |
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Vadskye: "Ye-ye-yes. It shall be as you command."
Vadskye dashed out of the prison. Peace waited at the prison. Soon, Vadskye came back.
Vadskye: "I do not know who is number two. However, I have ascertained that you may still do things like this if you are moderator. Also, here is the feather you asked for and the whipped cream. Or was that creme? Does it matter?"
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Knowledge is power...
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted April 19, 2004 05:58 PM |
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Peace slams the tiny window shut, then Vad hears the lock on the door clink open. The door creeks on its hinges, and Peace slips out quickly closing it behind her. She slides a finger under the buckle of Vad's belt causing him a startled gasp, pulls him up close, and strokes his chin with her other hand...
"In that case, you're number two, baby."
Peace abruptly grabs the feather and can, shoves Vad against the wall behind him and slips back into the cell --
"Thanks, Vad. You're a peach!" She says before slamming the door shut.
Clink/clank. The door is locked.
Vad spies a glimpse of redhawk before the door shuts. Whimpering, he dangles feet first from the whip, which is tied to the big toe of his bared left leg. Red is hanging upside down in his skivvies...
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted April 19, 2004 06:00 PM |
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Vadskye: "Duh... You're pretty. Duh...Why am I in a cell? Duh..."
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Knowledge is power...
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted April 19, 2004 09:00 PM |
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*After watching the antics of the past hour speaks out from the shadows*
'You're a real filthy piece of work Peacemaker. I always knew there was something about you that I liked'.
Producing two cigars from his pocket he throws one at Peacemaker who snaps it out of the air with her whip.
'Been practising hard babe? Gimme a light'.
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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redhawk
Known Hero
Gaurdian Supreme
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posted April 20, 2004 03:14 AM |
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Hearing Gorman laughing in the background, Redhawk yells out to him, " hey would you quit laughing and get in hear before she really hurts me, this is serious, she is out of control I think we need backup go get help I will try and keep her occupied long enough for both of you to get away. Vad, you may want to get some help to, here in my pocket is a remot key for the doors just let everyone out and tell them I will give them cinnamon gummy bears if the take out this amazon woman !!!!
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It's better to burn out, Than fade away !!!!!!!!
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 20, 2004 04:28 AM |
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*gorman, back from getting his bullet removed, is carrying a bag of items. Chocolate syrup, strawberries, and other assorted items. Seeing a list of number's, I pick one*
Gorman: Hmm...#2? What's this about?
*suddenly I hear Redhawk yelling something...then....moans of pain coming through the hallway. I fly up into the rafters and soon see Vadskye come running around. A second later he turns around and yells, "I don't know who has #2!"
Suddenly, a female voice is heard...very seductive...and very inticing. Remembering the #, I drop down and confront the mysterious lady who's accompanied by Vadskye. I notice a whip in her hand*
Gorman: Excuse me ma'am. I have #2. And just WHAT do you think you are going to do about it?
Peacemaker: *noticing me and smiles* I'm going to have to teach YOU a lesson.
Gorman: *folding arms and smirking* And HOW do you plan on doing that?
*Peacemaker cracks her whip once, when she goes to do it a second time only to put a lash on me, I raise my arm in defense so the whip gets wrapped around my arm. I give the whip a hard jerk and Peacemaker falls towards me. Now that she's disarmed I grasp her and take her into a private room and shut the door behind me after quickly dragging my bag inside. I lock the door, and luckily, this room is only unlockable from the INSIDE so Vadskye can't get in. As this is my own private chambers and the room is suitable for the Torture Master's quarters, I toss Peacemaker on the bed and she recoils terrified of what I might do to her. I bring up a belt and snap it together and grin at her. She looks at me in a terrified puppy dog look. I smile warm heartedly and open my bag. I take out the chocolate syrup and the strawberries and look at her. She's sitting up looking at the items in a confused manner.
I walk over to a small refridgerator hidden in a corner of the room and withdraw some ice cream and bowls as well as spoons*
Gorman: Well ma'am...do you prefer chocolate...or chocolate with chocolate chunks?  I also have many brands of exotic drinks. Many of which can leave you in a state of....hyperness...
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted April 20, 2004 04:44 AM |
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So redn00b, you wanna lock me up in my own prison? I worked here since it was opened! I know every escape route. Now get over here for a royal caning!
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redhawk
Known Hero
Gaurdian Supreme
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posted April 20, 2004 07:12 AM |
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redhawk has burst into flames and has turned to ashes.
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It's better to burn out, Than fade away !!!!!!!!
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted April 20, 2004 02:12 PM |
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Vadskye picks up the ashes and dumps them into the ocean so Redhawk can't return. Then he goes back to the prison to find DS out of his cage.
DS: "Where's Redhawk?"
Vadskye: "Somewhere at the bottom of the ocean."
DS: "Aw, man..."
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Knowledge is power...
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted April 20, 2004 05:26 PM |
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Quote:
I toss Peacemaker on the bed and she recoils terrified of what I might do to her.
(OOC) Yeah, right. Har har. If you only knew. ROFL. No offense, Gormon, but there's ony ONE who can intimidate me, man. And he's been AWOL for quite a while now...
(BIC) Gormon, having mistaken what he believed to be a frightened-little-puppy-dog look for that of a pissed off jaguar getting ready to feed, luckily softens Peace just in time by pulling out two of her favorite thingies: strawberries and chocolate...
"Chunks, please. Oh, but you'd better keep the alcohol away from me, along with any lampshades and deadly weapons... I am genetically incapable of dealing with it. It is my one weakness. Last time I drank I shot up the Temple pretty good, and Romy still has snot stains on the front of her dress...."
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 21, 2004 02:21 AM |
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Quote:
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I toss Peacemaker on the bed and she recoils terrified of what I might do to her.
(OOC) Yeah, right. Har har. If you only knew. ROFL. No offense, Gormon, but there's ony ONE who can intimidate me, man. And he's been AWOL for quite a while now...
(BIC) Gormon, having mistaken what he believed to be a frightened-little-puppy-dog look for that of a pissed off jaguar getting ready to feed, luckily softens Peace just in time by pulling out two of her favorite thingies: strawberries and chocolate...
"Chunks, please. Oh, but you'd better keep the alcohol away from me, along with any lampshades and deadly weapons... I am genetically incapable of dealing with it. It is my one weakness. Last time I drank I shot up the Temple pretty good, and Romy still has snot stains on the front of her dress...."
OOC: I'll bet I could easily intimidate you in real life...
BIC: *Hearing her uncapatability with alcoholic products, I give a small shrug and dispose of the few drinks I had bought into the fridge. I scoop out the ice cream and pour lots of chocolate syrup on both bowls. We then sit down on the edge of the bed and ...well...I tried to socialize....er...SHE tried to socialize... I was too sidetracked by her awe-inspiring beauty to really pay much attention to what she was saying. Clumsily dropping my spoon, I reach down to pick it up. I then remember some roses in my bag and I slyly pick them out and raise them in front of Peacemaker*
Gorman: Do you enjoy flower's...perhaps? 
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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redhawk
Known Hero
Gaurdian Supreme
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posted May 07, 2004 08:53 AM |
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starting over sucks, okay. I fly in from Newyork, grab peacemaker, tell gorman about tiger angel and loveshack. set everyone else free. burn hc prison to ground and pee on dragonsayers foot! then I fly away at the speed of light chastizing peacemaker for being naughty. landing friends for life kiss,kiss,hug,hug,bye,bye.
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It's better to burn out, Than fade away !!!!!!!!
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted May 07, 2004 05:32 PM |
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<BUT FIRST -->
At the sight of the roses, Peace's face brightens. She bats her long black eyelashes and graciously accepts the bouquet.
"Roses, oh yes, my favorite!"
Gorman looks on in horror as Peace begins munching petals, leaves and stems. She momentarily looks up at Gorman and grins, revealing masticated chunks of green and red mush between her teeth. A growing knot of nausea grips his stomach as a few pieces of the mash topple from between her smiling lips.
"Except," she mumbles between disgusting gulps, "the thorns can be a bit hard on the digestive system.... My doctor says they're what gave me hemohorroids..."
Gorman turns white as a sheet and collapses sideways on the bed.
"Gorman???" Peace says through her stuffed mouth. "Gorman, you okay???"
She sets what is left of the desecrated bouquet down and begins shaking Gorman trying to revive him.
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted May 08, 2004 12:52 AM |
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*wakes up and looks Peacemaker in the eyes*
Ya, I'm cool....er...alive? huh? *notices flower petals hanging from her lips*
 hehe....
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted May 14, 2004 09:51 AM |
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Important Announcement
There are currently no prisoners in HC prison. The prison may have to be closed if things remain this way. Fortunately, the authorites held an urgent meeting and have decided to open prison doors for the first time to all who wish to experience prison life.
To become a prisoner..
Kindly state:
The crime[s] you have commited
The number of years you wish to stay in the prison
The number of strokes of the cane you wish to get-avaliable upon request
The amount of fine payable to the court of law-optional
Please! We're in need of prisoners!!
We will provide you with a cell number and the number you shall be known as. (what do you call that, identity number? I need some help here!)
Cell number- 01-99
Identity number- 5 digits
Looking to rehire old stuff and recruit new ones.
Let the prison have a new beginning, a new lease of life !!
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted May 15, 2004 02:39 AM |
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U sign up as a prisoner first and I just might think about it
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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redhawk
Known Hero
Gaurdian Supreme
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posted June 28, 2004 10:20 AM |
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They can't lock up guys like us Gorman, they just don't have the brainpans big enough to come up with a prison that can hold us. let alone the fact that it would take a buttload of gaurds to even attempt to arrest us.
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