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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted September 11, 2003 05:01 AM |
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*looks at prisoners and sentences*
We should free Woockie, spamming isn't worth 3 years and a stroke of the cane. Who wants to help free a fellow spammer?
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted September 13, 2003 12:58 PM |
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Enjoying your instant noodles, dragon slayer? The night's still long.. help yourselves to the snacks here..
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 15, 2003 03:16 AM |
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Quote:
<After remaining suspended mid-air in the dungeon of the Prison for several days waiting for somebody to make a move, Peace at last tumbles to the cold stone floor in a heap of metal knocking herself competely unconscious.
The dagger is still in her hand.>
*Walking over to the unconsious Peacemaker, Mighty Mage prys loose the dagger from her hand. After frisking her (you never know, she could of had a hidden weapon in her bra), Mighty Mage calls for a medical cart to be rolled over. After she has been carefully lifted on and secured, She is wheeled off to the infirmary where she will be looked after until she comes too.*
I wouldn't want to take complete advantage of the situation so I'll just wait till you wake up before we finish this.
*walking off with a smile on his face, Mighty Mage wonders why the girl wanted to get in trouble. Oh well.*
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted September 16, 2003 01:47 AM |
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Whut? Whut's happening? I'm too lazy to read all the pages I've missed and havn't been here since I decided to serve my sentence in solitude. Tell me whut's goin' on! I demand to know! Don't make me use magic!
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted September 16, 2003 08:28 AM |
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Mmmmmmmm!!!! These are the best instant noodles i have ever tasted! Im in the mmod to give a serious caning now 
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 17, 2003 10:15 PM |
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Alright people, listen up. For a prison to fuction and have a use it needs prisoners and what better way to help both HC and the prison than by removing all criminals from HC, judging them, and placing a sentance on them...most likely prison time.
Therefore it is my duty as Warden Mighty Mage to form a policing force. Since that was the job of my Supreme Magi before the Prison was opened, I'll hire any that are left onto the force. Anyone else that would like to fight crime apply here at the Prison or request an application at the R.O.S.M.
Any criminals brought to justice by Bounty Hunters is prohibited but will be accepted. What this means is that although it is normally againt the law we need any and all help so it will be allowed.
Thank-You...Now get me some of those noodles.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted September 18, 2003 02:07 AM |
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Tell me what's going on!!! I'll clang my cup against the bars if I have to!!!
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted September 18, 2003 02:09 AM |
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No one listens to the prisoners! Saruman you will never know what is going on.
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted September 18, 2003 02:19 AM |
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Damn you! Damn you all!! I'll kill you!!! I'll kill you!!!!
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted September 18, 2003 02:20 AM |
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haha Good Luck, I'm not the one behind the bars!
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted September 18, 2003 02:26 AM |
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An ethereal grey robe floats out of Saruman's body
The robe looks around, and, seeing no on is there, floats over to Dingo.
It occupies the same space as Dingo for a moment, and, when Dingo stops suffocating, Dingo's body disapears slowly into oblivion.
The robe said: Good, we needed that
The robe floats back to Saruman's body and Saruman wakes up.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted September 18, 2003 08:13 PM |
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<Peace comes to, bound to a gurney in the Prison infirmary, and watches Saruman float by in a blue cloud....>
"--- Saruman??? --- Hey, PSST! Saruman, why don't you float your cute little body over here to the infirmary. I'm not sure quite what just happened, but suspect I may need representation given these handcuffs on my wrists and ankles....
By the by, anybody seen my dagger???"
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 19, 2003 12:27 AM |
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*Mighty Mage walks to the doorway of the Prison Infirmery and noticing Peacemaker has waken up, he pulls out a small but sharp dagger from his pocket.*
You wouldn't be looking for this now have you? Well my dear, I'm afraid prisoners are not allowed possession of any weapons. As soon as the doctors have confirmed you're ok, we'll move you to your new home.
Well, I'd love to stay and....chat but I must attent to saurman. Have a lovely day.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted September 19, 2003 04:34 PM |
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so rejudging them...is it..mightymage?
C'mon let's do it.. amazingly some of the crooks like kuma and woock have choosen to keep their mouths shut..-which is a good thing.
But that does not mean that there're not in prison.. We shall whack them!!
New addition Baked Fries with onions now avaliable!!
Tasty and delicious! Limited only to 1 cup per day per wardern/officer/prison authority.. Except for Soccerfeva,of course.. 
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 19, 2003 07:13 PM |
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We need some popcorn and Coney Dogs.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted September 20, 2003 02:16 AM |
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A monsterous figure ratta-tap-taps at the door.
"Ellllllllllo?"
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Spaek the Titan
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted September 20, 2003 04:19 PM |
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Popcorns and Corny dogs avaliable.
Cheese and eggs too!
Coke and pepsi and water are avaliable.
Fruit juice too!
Pasta too!
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted September 21, 2003 03:12 AM |
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Mouth begins to water...
Dingo's body, under the control of Saruman, walks over to the kitchens in an awkward way. It almost seems as if his feet aren't touching the floor. With everyone still oblivious to Saruman, Dingo's body begins to consume large amounts of food.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted September 22, 2003 12:21 PM |
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Dragon Slayer is in the mood for some pasta and walks into the kitchin and see's Dingo eating unbelieveble amounts.
Ummm... Dingo u there?
Dingo continues to eat.
Ok then. I'll just grab some pasta and get out of your way...
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted September 22, 2003 04:35 PM |
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Excuse me folks it's not all food and no work..as for Dingo..
Is he one of your stuff I wonder?
Sorry my memory is failing me..
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