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BountyHunter97
Famous Hero
King of all that is Chicken
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posted July 31, 2003 04:55 PM |
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HoMM Continue stories
Okay rules r simple, Ill start off with a line or 2, then every1 else adds theirs to it and so starts a long and massive story babbling about nothing just humor and lots of nonsense
Somethings You Must Know!!!
1) Plz do not add more than 1 post in a row.
2)end all posts in ... In the happy and peacful land of HoMM (cough cough) was a massive battle between the hero Rashka and Sandro. The battle lasted several tense momements until Rashka got a wedgie. He commanded his only remaining Devil to pullit out. Then Sandro saw his moment and...
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BountyHunter97
Famous Hero
King of all that is Chicken
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posted July 31, 2003 05:00 PM |
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one more thing i forgot to tell u people is that this a game that is not intended to end... if it does, then we shall start the 2nd never ending tale... so please if ur going to post plz make sure some1 can add on 2 it
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I
Famous Hero
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posted August 01, 2003 02:27 AM |
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U broke the 1st rule 
But about the story:
...When Sandro saw Marius came with reinforcemants he decided to kill Rashka at any cost but then...
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sniper
Known Hero
Dark paladin of Deyja
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posted August 01, 2003 02:30 AM |
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then Zydar stoped sandro just as he was gonna hit Rashka and repeled his troops with his Horned Demons....
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I
Famous Hero
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posted August 01, 2003 07:58 AM |
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...Whole sitiuation was observed by wizards of Bracasda, who laughed a mile away till they started to teleport their mages to the battlefield and smashed remains of Sandros army with Titans & Giants feet...
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BountyHunter97
Famous Hero
King of all that is Chicken
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posted August 01, 2003 09:40 AM |
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But then rite b4 sandro was smashed by the titans he laid a gaint porqupine and used demension door only...
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted August 01, 2003 01:57 PM |
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Then there was this great bounty hunter watching from afar,who said "why,oh why,must birds fly?"
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BountyHunter97
Famous Hero
King of all that is Chicken
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posted August 01, 2003 02:04 PM |
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Who then took aim into his sniper and shot Sandro in the knee rite b4 he summoned demension door, which caused him to say the rong words, and rather to return to his castle,he teleported into another massive battlefield bettween extremly deadly black dragons...
(Anyone want to play an rpg, a real one on HC? leave a note under ur line or 2? Need 15-25 people)
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Fenix
Known Hero
In ranks of Nebwoocka Alliance
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posted August 01, 2003 03:45 PM |
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Black dragons were interrupted while they were just enjoying in observation of two nice looking female dragons, so they went mad...
(I'm interested)
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BountyHunter97
Famous Hero
King of all that is Chicken
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posted August 01, 2003 03:54 PM |
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But the hot female dragons were only mirror images created by Sandros friend Xsi, which allowed Sandro to escape into irish-dwarf terrirtory
(Good i think i now have 2 people who intrested, u and my friend Lord Woock, or so i think he wants to play)
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Fenix
Known Hero
In ranks of Nebwoocka Alliance
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posted August 01, 2003 04:15 PM |
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Irish dwarves were drinking wine so they didn't even recognized him as a necromancer. Sandro was thirsty because the battle and stole the wine...
(notify me when the game starts)
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I
Famous Hero
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posted August 01, 2003 06:53 PM |
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Edited By: I on 1 Aug 2003
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.. he got angry, when he noticed that he is a corpse and yhe cannoct drink wine..
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BountyHunter97
Famous Hero
King of all that is Chicken
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posted August 01, 2003 07:07 PM |
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But then he devised a plan to let him drink wine, only he required...
(will tell u that, i just need bout 10 more people... ill start a thread sooner or later tell any1 u no... ive got this RPG thing all figured out...)
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I
Famous Hero
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posted August 01, 2003 07:29 PM |
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....Antichrists stomach, liver & kidney....
(why not, i sign in,wanna be a ghoost who likes yoghurt, Can I? BTW ask woock i think he will be glad to join)
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BountyHunter97
Famous Hero
King of all that is Chicken
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posted August 01, 2003 07:32 PM |
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Only those magical parts were sacred and could only b found by going through the portal of glory, but Sandro was Dead so...
(Woock is a good friend of mine... ive already asked couple hours ago... no reply yet.. but yea sure u can b ur charter person... well 3 people... need 12 more ill start a thread soon)
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I
Famous Hero
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posted August 01, 2003 07:53 PM |
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...so he had to abandon Necromancy and mutated himself to an ArchAngel, but the guarantee time for his spell scroll had been expired and he became a harpy female warrior....
(YAY!, btw who r u?, celfious?)
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BountyHunter97
Famous Hero
King of all that is Chicken
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posted August 01, 2003 07:57 PM |
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While Sandro was being mutated into harpy wemon, Rashka was still left alone with the Titans sent to interupt the battle.
(No im C-whoever, im his 2nd cousin... he lives in polond while i live in america =D ok im starting a new thread 4 RPG thing)
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I
Famous Hero
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posted August 01, 2003 08:08 PM |
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...but then he was electroducted by some gienies lighting, stepped by a giant, sliced by a Naga Qeen, & eaten by hungry Zydar, who absorbed his power and...
(Oh, sorry, fine then)
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BountyHunter97
Famous Hero
King of all that is Chicken
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posted August 01, 2003 08:14 PM |
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But sneeky rashka was, he summoned a pay phone, dropped 25 cents in and dailed 911 and soon swat was all over the place but like always something happens...
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Fenix
Known Hero
In ranks of Nebwoocka Alliance
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posted August 02, 2003 11:15 AM |
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Black dragons,still angry because of dissapointment in the hot females spotted Titans and Giants and they came into the battle. But then Raska summoned 7 phoenixes...
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