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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted March 14, 2004 07:44 AM |
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*catches Deimos right outside the order fort*
gorman: Deimos....here...I overheard u talking, you want Sheila back correct?
Deimos: Yes! I'll do anything to get her back!
gorman: Good. There is something that I need you to get me.
Deimos: What might that be?
gorman: I need you to help me find a crown that the God of Spam used to wear. It seems he has...er....misplaced it. If you can find it I'll ressurect her for you.
Deimos: *grinning* It's a deal!
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted March 14, 2004 02:10 PM |
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Vadskye sees Dingo and RSF walking in.
Vadskye: "Hi, I just got a great idea! Caramel rabbits!"
Dingo: "But I was gonna..."
Vadskye: "Now, if you can catch some rabbits, we'll have caramel rabbits for everyone!"
Dingo: "Bu-bu-bu... *sigh* okay."
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
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Fan of Red Sox
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OOC: Deimos, if you are going to include plot with other people like this, please talk to the people involved. I have been making plans with Shadowcaster and I don't like it when you just push your way into something that has been directly between Shadowcaster and I. It's okay this time, but if you are going to include someone else in your posts in this manner, you really should talk to the other person first. It's just good courtesy. Plus technically, Shadow is still in the closet, he still has to make another post before we "find" him. I had planned on making a few other posts before my character found out that he was alive.
Thankfully, everything except the part about telling me that Shadowcaster is alive will still work. I need to go deeper into depression before I hear this news. So if you could edit out the part about telling me that Shadow is alive, that would be great. Mmm-kay. 
Also, how would a human be interested in a magog?
Shocked by the attack from Deimos, RSF is unsure of what to do with the unconscious Magog lying on the ground. He decides it would be a good idea to probably find a good way to lock him up or something, but has no desire to do much of anything. He says goodbye to Dingo and wanders off into the forest. The guilt of killing his best friend is overwhelming him. How ironic that he is eating himself from the inside out over something he never did. The pain, the guilt, blurs his mind, and all he can think to do is run. He wants to run away from what happened, run away from his life, but this is something that he can never do. He sprints through the forest, dodging the trees as he goes until he finally trips over a root and bashes his forehead against a tree trunk knocking him unconscious.
Several minutes later, he wakes up wondering where he is. It only takes a few seconds for him to remember everything, sending him back into dispair. There's nothing he can do to relieve the pain. The only thing in his mind that he can comprehend is finding a way out, finding a way to escape from his life. This is different than other problems he has dealt with in his life. There is nothing to face. There is nothing to stand up to and be courageous. There is no way to defeat his pain. The only way out, must be to end his life. He pulls out his dagger and holds it out in front of him. He stands there for nearly an minute and drops the dagger. He does not have it in him to kill himself upon his own sword. But he comtemplates other ways to kill himself and the thought gives himself some relief. The thought that it will all be over soon, sounds comforting to him. The thought of reuniting with the one he loved. Shiela. He would once again be able to share the love he had for such a wonderful women.
Desperate to think of something, RSF walks through the woods again and comes across a river. Could he drown himself? Perhaps. There is a waterfall just a few minutes up the river. He climbs the cliffs to get to the top. There is a pathway of rocks to the center of the wall of water and so RSF feels it necessary to find his way to the center before jumping. Subconsciously, he is only stalling. He truly does not want to die. If he did, he would have stabbed himself back in the woods. But the pain has driven him insane. He arrives at the middle rock. He does some stretches to stall some more.
RSF: "Well this is it... Yep... This is the end."
He takes a step back to get a good jump off the cliff and starts to push off but stops short of actually jumping. Another thought popped into his head. Even if he ends his life now, wouldn't he be in just as much pain in the afterlife? Wouldn't he also have to face his friend Shadowcaster? There is no way out, there is no way to defeat his pain. A tear rolls down his cheek. He can't hold it back crying any longer and finally collapses into a fit of tears.
OOC: I want Shiela to tell me that Shadowcaster is still alive. So no one else tell me that he's alive. I will do this in one of my posts. Again, Deimos, could you please change your post, so that it doesn't include you telling me about Shadow being alive?
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted March 15, 2004 11:05 PM |
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[ooc] stop making those ooc in here pot-full-of-flowers ..oops..While i'm doing the ooc thingie I'd like to say I'm so happy that I was invited  ..did I miss something?[/ooc]
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted March 16, 2004 01:43 AM |
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OOC: Quite a bit, yes. If you don't want to read the last however-many-pages since you last posted, I'll give you a recap. I'll probably tell you a bunch of old things too, since I don't know how much you don't know, but bear with me, OK?
Order marched on the Chaos fort to get a magic diamond that would restore Woock's powers, and there was a great battle. DS was killed. (He has since settled down with a "hot dead chick".) The diamond Woock needed to recover his old powers was recovered by Chaos. Order moved in again, this time prepared for a siege on the fort. Eventually, RSF got inside, along with DS (as a ghost.) RSF killed Wolfman and Shadowcaster(?). Woock joined him, but Chaos swiftly moved in on the Order fort, which was undefended. There was another battle, and the two armies declared a truce. This truce continues to right now.
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted March 16, 2004 04:10 AM |
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OOC: Deimos I slapped you, therefore You are my *****. You do what I say. I will ignore the fact that you have the diamond, since I never told you to speak.
As Dingo is walking with Deimos. Deimos keeps muttering some stuff about a Diamond and Gorman.
Dingo: Deimos are you okay?
Deimos: GUAHGBLAH HUBBA HUBBA BEEAN! Gorman do as I say! MUFFFDIA BUMGIE VAZZZIE! Gorman which side are you on? TRAZNIE BLUMI KLUIAJ!
Dingo: Hehe, you are one crazy little fella. Your starting to worry me. Deimos start running West and don't stop. Run as fast as you can, if you get tired keep going.
Deimos starts running west. In a few hours the hypnosis would wear off and Deimos would be too tired to get back soon.
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The Above Post/Thread/Idea Is CopyRighted by, The Dingo Corp.
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Deimos
Known Hero
LHW Paladin
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posted March 16, 2004 03:16 PM |
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As Deimos was running west, he tripped over a tree root. He woke up.
Deimos: I'll kill Dingo. But first...
He ran back, and talked to Gorman.
Deimos: I'll do it, but here's something better than the crown. Don't show this or give this to Order. This is Woock's spam diamond. BTW, whose side are you on?
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Let's Have War=Best thread on HC.
By the way, my name is Deimos, not Diemos.
Some people don't have a life. Others spend it on HC- Lord Woock.
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted March 16, 2004 06:24 PM |
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OOC: Diemos, you do not have the diamond. Also, tripping on a branch would not wake you up. Also, please don't try to convince Order army's members to join you. It's not sporting.
BIC: Sigh. I wonder where everyone is? It's about time for the party.
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Consis
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Of Ruby
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posted March 16, 2004 06:57 PM |
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Festival Of The Deep
After carefully removing the spam from all of his garments Silver said to himself, "Yuck. This reminds me of the declining slug races in the Derro clan. Ah well, a few mushroom baths ought to get this stuff off me."
The little gnome hopped into the nearest outcropping of phosphorescent toadstools and began rubbing his clothes over the tops of them. After a few more scrubs and a sniff of his cloak he decided, "well enough".
Off he trotted towards the deepgnome city of Nook&Cranny. He wondered what the party would be like this year.
Every year at about this time the deegnomes celebrated the excursion of their great ancestors into the dark recesses of the earth for protection from the giants. Long ago they lived among the surfacers. They would trade, exchange gifts, form friendship groups, and invite them over to their quaint littel hovels. After the war of giants they were forced to flee for their lives and escaped into a nearby underground cavern. As they were being persued they soon realized that their magic spells were becoming more and more real the deeper they went into the earth. It was because of this natural phenomenon that the people of crabgrass resettled and became known as the deepgnomes.
Every festival holds a contest to see who can make their illusions the most real. In the past some have actually been able to lift others off the ground with their magiks. Silver wondered what it would be like this year. He looked forward to all the food and dancing that would be held in honor of their great ancestors. There would be mushroom cakes, ruby dust cookies, glowing mold pies, jeweled party hats, and best of all beautiful deepgnome girls. The women of Nook&Cranny usually let the men do most of the work as they simply didn't feel like doing it themselves. It wasn't because they couldn't, in fact some have been known to throw a male gnome out for not being efficient enough for her tastes. She would then take over all tasks and begin looking for a new male to take over immediately. Male gnomes that found themselves married usually found themselves working in labor unions. It was the only way to get respect from the women. On occasion they would strike for better dinners or more vacation to the Caverns of Garbosa.
Silver was too crafty to be tricked into a life of servitude for the women of the city. He'd always been able to use his well-trained skills in casting illusions to get himself out of a tight spot that might have led to his wedding day!
"Nope, not me. You won't catch me working for the rest of my life", He thought to himself.
"Oh I can't wait to see the latest illusions! Last year that rock golem was so real it lifted old Meansprout off his toes! Heh heh heh."
"Ah well, better hurry if I want to get there in time for the first dinner!"
Off the little gnome went as he darted through the tunnels. All he could do was think about the food as he ran to his home city of Nook&Cranny.
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Roses Are Red And So Am I
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted March 16, 2004 10:39 PM |
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Deimos: I'll do it, but here's something better than the crown. Don't show this or give this to Order. This is Woock's spam diamond. BTW, whose side are you on?
gorman: I'm on the side of Chaos. I'd prefer to be a nutralist to, in a way, help both sides. But I don't believe that possible. *takes the diamond and hides it when nobody's looking in a hidden pocket*
Deimos: Hide it well! And don't ever let Order find out that u have the diamond! I'll tell the rest of the Chaos party. And afterwards I'll find that crown u wanted.
gorman: Good. I'll greatly appreciate it! Far more than you will ever realize! *ends speaking this w/a wicked grin as Deimos runs off*
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Deimos
Known Hero
LHW Paladin
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posted March 16, 2004 11:58 PM |
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Deimos runs to the party.
Vadskye: He actually came!
Deimos: Surprised?
Vadskye: Yeah!
Deimos walks up to Woock.
Deimos: Where is your crown?
Woock: Why do you want to know?
Deimos: That would be none of your buisness.
Woock: Then I won't tell you where my crown is.
Deimos: Oh, really? Well, I'll tell you something, then, in exchange for the crown's whereabouts. How about it?
Edit by RSF:
Woock: I can see you really wanna know where the crown is, so I'll tell you.
Deimos: Yes, I do. Tell me. Tell me.
Woock: Look me in the eye.
Deimos: Yeah, I'm looking.
Woock: Look up 6 inches.
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Let's Have War=Best thread on HC.
By the way, my name is Deimos, not Diemos.
Some people don't have a life. Others spend it on HC- Lord Woock.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted March 17, 2004 06:10 AM |
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Lying on the rock, RSF lay in shock, unable to think clearly. His world had come crashing down on him. The life he had led came back to bite him in the ass. He thought he could no longer go on living. What kind of person would steal his best friends wife for himself? What kind of person would kill his best friend? He thought horrible things about himself that tore at his heart. I am an horrible man, who should never be trusted. Not even my own friends can be trusted, the closest people in my life cannot trust me. When it comes down to the defining moment, I always put myself first, no matter what the cost. I tried to be a good person, but I could never really do anything good in the end. I am a fiend.
RSF: "I am a fiend! Why not just say screw it and simply drop any real effort to do any good at all? Then I wouldn't have to feel guitly about doing anything wrong."
Apparently RSF had decided that if decides to stop trying to be good, then his guilt will subside. With no desire to do good, how will he be able to feel bad about doing something bad. The things that mankind will do just to comfort the pain. Feeling much better with his past, RSF decides to attend Vadskye's party.
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Go Red Sox!
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted March 17, 2004 02:02 PM |
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OOC: Since when did the crown go missing? Also, Deimos you DON'T have the diamond! RSF still has it!
BTW, great setup RSF. Wonder what'll happen next?
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted March 18, 2004 06:20 AM |
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RSF arrives at the recently built log cabin Tavern that Vadskye built at the crossroads between the Cavalry Road, which goes north to south and the Deepwood Trail, which goes east to west. The Deepwood Trail connects the forts between the two parties and Cavalry Road connects the capital of these lands, also known as Hormel, and the empire to the north. Hormel was the very city at which spam was invented. A third road, heading southeast led to the mountains where the Deepgnomes reside. RSF decided to stop off at Vadskye's Tavern for a bit. At that point he would decide as to whether or not he will pay another visit to Consis. He enters the tavern and puts a big smile on his face.
RSF: "Hey, everybody! What's up?"
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted March 18, 2004 06:39 AM |
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Vadskye looks up and sees RSF in the doorway.
Vadskye: "Well, 'everybody' includes all of me, myself, and I. Welcome anyway, your room is down the hall, second door on the left."
RSF: "Thanks. Why hasn't anybody else showed up?"
Vadskye: "Oh, I dunno. Probably too busy plotting to destroy each other, I bet. Nobody cares about peace anymore. War, war, war it's all war!"
RSF: "Vadskye, are you OK?"
Vadskye gets up and RSF sees about 20 bottles of beer behind him. Vadskye starts to say something, but slumps over unconsious.
RSF: "Uh..."
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted March 18, 2004 06:54 AM |
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RSF looks at Woock and Deimos.
RSF: "What's wrong with Vadskye?"
Woock: "Can't you tell? He's drunk. He just passed out."
RSF: "No I mean he thinks he's here all alone."
Woock: "Who says drinking can't make a man see things? Or in this case NOT see things? He's been calling us his conscience ever since he finished off his first bottle of whiskey."
Dingo walks in.
RSF: "Hey, just the man I wanted to see."
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted March 18, 2004 07:11 AM |
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Vaskye wakes up enough to see Diemos walk in. Hearing RSF's welcome, he muttered, "This doesn't bode well..." but soon slipped back into his drunken slumber.
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Deimos
Known Hero
LHW Paladin
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posted March 18, 2004 11:20 PM |
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Deimos: I'm ashamed to look at you people! You are in the company of a drunk!
Woock: So what? Bow to me! I am the God of Spam!
Deimos: I don't care. This war is just something to do.
Woock: You don't fight for anything?!
Deimos: That's exactly right! Vadskye?
Vadskye: Oog. Gabbog.
Deimos: GET UP, YOU SHAMEFUL DRUNK! YOU ARE A VERY POWERFUL ORDER GENERAL AND MAGE! YOU SET A BAD EXAMPLE FOR YOUR FOLLOWERS! GET UP, LOSER!
Vadskye: Goo! Just five more minutes, please...
Deimos: GET UP, YOU SHAMEFUL PILE OF DIRT, BEFORE I KICK YOU!
Vadskye: Don't kick me!
Deimos turned to the watching people.
Deimos: See? He's just pretending to be drunk.
Woock: Uh, Deimos, I think you better look behind you.
Vadskye was smearing mashed potatoes over everything in sight. As Vadskye ran up to smear Deimos, he sidestepped, tripping the mage.
Deimos: Dingo, I think you'll have to hypnotise him to make him act normally until he sobers.
Dingo: My powers are not at your control!
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Let's Have War=Best thread on HC.
By the way, my name is Deimos, not Diemos.
Some people don't have a life. Others spend it on HC- Lord Woock.
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted March 19, 2004 12:02 AM |
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*gorman notices this tavern at the edge of the crossroads while on his way to the party*
gorman: I believe, I'll stop in for a little shot of the good stuff! 
*notices RSF, Dingo, Deimos, and several other's in the bar*
gorman: Hello all! Bartender, get me a shot of Dwarf Spirits!
Deimos: Here's Woock's crown. What did you plan on doing with it?
gorman: Oh, just wanted to polish up the rusty old thing! Add a little varnish to give it an extra special shine for his majesty!
Deimos: That's ALL?!
gorman: Yes. Now please be silent. I need to concentrate otherwise a jewel may fall out!
*Deimos goes back to his business. I notice RSF watching me with a suspicious look. I watch as he turns back to watch Dingo and Deimos before I take the crown and quickly polish it with the enchantment. Having the deed done I walk over to RSF and hand the crown to him*
gorman: Hello friend! I have been given the priviledge of polishing his royal highness' crown and have finished my duty. I know you to be a good friend of his majesty and wish to bestow upon you to give it back to him when you see him again. I'd be most grateful if you did.
*RSF looks at the crown for anything unusual. Not finding anything he then gives gorman a suspicious look again responds*
RSF: Sure. I'll do that.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted March 19, 2004 12:03 AM |
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*Mighty Mage, quite lost in his travels, continues to walk down the path the innkeeper told him to go down. An hour passes and he still sees no sign of anything living...or dead for that matter. As he continues his slow stride, he comes upon an unmarked sign pointing in the direction of one path on a split. Deciding he has nothing much better to do, he goes down the path. Some way up, a hooded man can be seen. Afraid of another thief, Mighty Mage begins to whip up some magic, being careful to watch his now limited supply of mana. As the man approaches, Mighty Mage sees a pair of knives and is sure he is a thief.
Being more of a nice guy, Mighty Mage throws a warniing fireball at the ground in front of the man. Immeadiatly the man removes his hood and introduces himself.*
Man: No! Wait! I am Vadskye, a magic user like yourself
Mighty Mage: You look more like a thief to me.
Vadskye: Well, I kinda am, that's how I got my magic abilities, oh but don't worry, I put my skills to good use.
Mighty Mage: Really. Well what do you want?
Vadskye: Actually, I have been sent to retrieve you. Our master told of your coming. I am a representitive of the Order Party of Spam. I am here to invite you to our party.
Mighty Mage: I don't like to get involved in politics. I'm simply here to right a wrong.
Vadskye: What, may I ask, is that?
Mighty Mage: Well, I suppose there's no harm in telling you. You see I have...well had this friend who was king over a graet land. He was the bringer of glorious spam. However, I recieved news of his assination and have come to find his killer.
Vadskye: Oh really. Well than prepare to be greatly suprised.
Mighty Mage: Huh?
Vadskye: Our leader, the one I told you about, is your friend. Lord Woock. He LIVES.
Mighty Mage: WHAT?!
Vadskye: I believe you should come with me. All will be explained.
*So the two adventurers, Mighty Mage and Vadskye, ventured off into the distance, headed for the Orded camp.*
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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