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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 25, 2004 02:12 PM |
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As RSF was about to continue his search for the diamond, a face appeared in the air before him. Mildly surprised, he watched the rest of Woock come into place. Then Woock looked around and said 'You weren't being bored, were you?'. He prodded Wolfman's corpse with his foot, and muttered 'only one left to go, eh? Let's go get that diamond. I'll make large spam crosses on the floors in rooms we've already checked so's we don't get lost... Are you listening to me?', he glared at the time mage. 'Huh? Yeah, why not...' RSF muttered, lost in thought. He felt something was wrong...
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Deimos
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LHW Paladin
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posted February 25, 2004 02:25 PM |
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Deimos stood up. Mvass was nowhere to be seen, which was good. His plan might never suceed, but with what has happened so far, that might have been for the better. Deimos started walking through the maze. He knew that RSF was looking for the diamond, and if he found it, the war would be as good as lost. He sped to Silver's room, where he found the unbearable smell, as usual, overpowering everything. Suddenly, something else happened. A loud screech filled the room.
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Let's Have War=Best thread on HC.
By the way, my name is Deimos, not Diemos.
Some people don't have a life. Others spend it on HC- Lord Woock.
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted February 25, 2004 08:44 PM |
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AARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
What is this gnome doing sleeping next to me!!!
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moments of silence as if the world stopped after which..
..hmm..something has changed here....better check it out.
leaving the gnome deafened on the ground , she start walking toward the main room
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Deimos
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LHW Paladin
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posted February 25, 2004 11:34 PM |
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Deimos lookded at Romana.
Romana: Who are you?
Deimos: Who are you?
Romana: I am Romana, Chaos Party member.
Deimos: I am Deimos, Chaos Party member.
Romana: Where'd you come from?
Deimos: I'll tell you later. Meanwhile, Wolfman is dead, Shadow is dead, and Mvass is dead.
Romana: Who did that?
Deimos: RSF killed them. He's here right now!
Romana: This is not good.
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Let's Have War=Best thread on HC.
By the way, my name is Deimos, not Diemos.
Some people don't have a life. Others spend it on HC- Lord Woock.
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Shadowcaster
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted February 26, 2004 07:41 PM |
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Shadowcaster stood slowly, dazed and confused as to where he was. His footing quickly slipped and he dropped back to the ground, impacting with a sickening thud. Fatigue, weakness, and injury had taken their toll on him, and he could not move on his own. The shadow mage was in a closet, a secret storage for weapons and other wartime equipment, but there were no weapons in there as there usually were. Whoever had hidden him there had taken everything.
With nothing to do but recollect on the past that seemed so blurry to him, Shadowcaster began to absorb all that had happened as his memory slipped back into his conciousness. His physical torment was nothing compared to the mental anguish he was forced to endure. He had lost and was left for dead in a storage closet. What a way to die. His time running out, Shadowcaster hoped that Wolfman or another member of Chaos would find him soon.
The shadow mage looked down at the wound that should have killed him, a large gash right above his heart and below his throat. He was lucky. Had RSF not been blinded by rage, his aim would have remained true and the shadow mage would have been done for, but then again, he was done for anyways. No one ever checked this closet. It would take an emergency to keep him alive.
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted February 26, 2004 07:53 PM |
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Vadskye!
Vadskye: DS? Don't yell!
DS: Sorry. We'd like you here at the base. RSF killed Shadowcaster and Wolfman.
Vadskye: What?! How?
DS: The normal way, I'd imagine.
Vadskye: Har har. I'll be right there.
RSF, having heard the entire conversation, was nearly doubled over in silent laughter.
DS: "What?"
RSF: "Oh, nothing. Now what are we gonna do about all these weapons?"
OOC: Edit made.
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Knowledge is power...
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted February 26, 2004 11:02 PM |
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Hi Deimos..you mind if we don't shake hands..you look kinda..hot..Anyway what's been happening ? I heard you say Shadowcaster and wolfman are dead? Are u sure about that? And RSF is here?
While speaking with Deimos a brilliant plan began to form in her mind
Well if the guys from order are here..that means they aren't in their own fort, which means we could take the place without a fight! They think we're all gone anyways. PERFECT!
Now how would we go about this?
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted February 27, 2004 09:27 PM |
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Slayer: "I'll look for a good spot to hide the weapons. You just wait right here, so no one sees you."
He returns about a minute later with a panicked look on his face.
Slayer: "I saw Romana and Deimos. They are coming. Bring the weapons this way. Quick!"
He leads RSF back to the infirmary and says to line up the weapons in a pile next to the forge. RSF starts up a fire to make it look like someone had made them recently. The two of them venture down several other corridor's and find themselves in the main hall of the Chaos Lair. There are hundreds of books here. Lots of magical items, too. Unfortunately, they don't have the time to look through them. RSF begins frantically looking through everything to find the diamond...
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Go Red Sox!
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted February 27, 2004 11:26 PM |
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Vadskye activates a homing spell, pinpointing RSF's location. Readying himself, Vadskye gathers his will and translocates himself to the room.
RSF: "Ah! How'd you get here? Oh wait, it's Vadskye."
Vadskye: "Sorry I startled you. What's going on?"
RSF explains to Vadskye the recent happenings.
Vadskye: "So, all they have left is Diemos and Romana? Wow, they must be desperate. Too bad Dingo can't join in on the fun."
RSF: "No, you forgot Silver. He's still asleep."
Vadskye: "Oh, that wizard? No problem. Since he's asleep, just stick a knife in him."
RSF: "Well, we don't know where he is. Besides, his breath is so smelly he'd knock you out before you got close."
Vadskye: "Oh. Well, right now, let's set a trap for the other two Chaos members."
Vadskye explains the plan. He then magics the entryway into looking like a solid wall. RSF and Vadskye hide behind it, and DS prepares to disable them with his screaming. RSF and Vadskye have plugged their ears with cork. The Order members wait for the two with baited breath. After nearly a half-hour of waiting, there is still no sign of them.
Vadskye: "Where are they?
RSF: "Maybe they're not coming this way."
DS: But where else could they go? There was only one fork on the way here, and the other one led outside..."
Vadskye: "Ah! Our fort! We have to get back there fast!"
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Knowledge is power...
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Shadowcaster
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted February 28, 2004 07:59 AM |
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Shadowcaster groaned and turned over on his side, once again expending all of his energy in the act. Though comfort was of little concern to the dying shadow mage, the cramped closet would not allow him the rest of which he was in dire need. With nothing to do but wait and think, Shadowcaster let his thoughts drift once again as he began to recollect his induction into Chaos.
As Wolfman led the shadow mage away from the scene of his jailbreak, Shadowcaster could only wonder why this earth mage trusted him so, but he didn't dare speak up. Whenever Shadow fell behind, Wolfman turned and waited for him to catch up. Compassion was new to Shadowcaster, because, as strange as it sounded, he had never experienced such a sensation before, the sensation that he belonged. The Order party was too focused on the rules to worry themselves with emotion. Such an ubringing produced great strategic warriors, but most were devoid of any passion.
Sometimes, the shadow mage even purposefully fell back, simply to have Wolfman stop again. He soon realized that Chaos, while devoid of rules, made up for its strategical shortcomings with an army that was passionate about what they did, which Shadowcaster soon came to find was just as good a tool for battle as a "failsafe" plan. The walk was staggeringly long for the ex-Order member, as he had never left the walls of the Order fort. He was forbidden from leaving until he was ready for battle, and therefore had not the endurance to complete so long a walk. Soon, his fallbacks became indeliberate, but, much to Shadow's delight, they produced the same result from his new friend.
The walk took all night. As the sun rose, the duo finally approached the Chaos fort. The jagged pyramid excited Shadowcaster, he had never seen such disarray and was glad that the burden of Order had been dropped from his shoulders. He undid his belt and untucked his shirt before entering the fort's strange gateway. Wolfman smiled as he sensed the shadow mage's enthusiasm, then he led him inside the gargantuan labyrinth.
Shadowcaster was astounded by the scope of the maze he had just entered. The ceiling hung over 100 feet above them at it's highest point, and the room itself stretched on for what seemed an eternity. Shadow was certainly glad he had a guide that knew the maze. He asked Wolfman about the pyramid, and as the two cycled through the labyrinth, Wolfman told the story of how he had started the Chaos party himself and built this marvelous fort, alone, with his earth-wrenching powers. He was, in fact, one of the pioneers of the Chaos party. Shadowcaster was glad to be in such esteemed company.
As if it were timed, the labyrinth ended just as Wolfman's story did and the pair descended the final level into the actual base. Corridors stretched out in every direction until they disappeared over the horizon, and, while they weren't a labyrinth, one could just as easily get lost. Wolfman led Shadowcaster into a nearby room, a war planning room with a single fire elemental seated at a table. Wolfman introduced Shadowcaster to his new comrade, Mvassilev...
Shadowcaster laughed to himself as he paused for a brief moment to recollect the trouble that one elemental had caused, returning soon to his memories.
Years passed. With each setting sun, Shadowcaster grew stronger, as did Wolfman, and both soon became proficient warriors, though Wolfman usually ended up taking the brunt of the work in a bind. Shadowcaster was embarrassed that he couldn't do as much to help, but Wolfman reassured him with each doubt that his strategic mind mixed with the passion of Chaos made him more of an asset than was readily seen. It was because of Wolfman that Shadowcaster kept pushing himself to be better. The shadow and earth magi pushed each other, but it was nothing like the competition that Shadow had with RSF. This was different. A victory for one meant a victory for the other as well. This bound the two together into a friendship that was impervious to outside influences. Nothing could break them apart, not competition, not girls, not even death.
As his flashback came to an end, Shadowcaster began to miss Wolfman even more, yet something in his heart warned him that he might never see his friend again. How heartbroken Wolfman would be if he found his best friend dead in a filthy closet. No, he would not die. He would stay alive for his friend. Shadowcaster smiled faintly as he slipped off into a peaceful sleep.
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted February 29, 2004 07:28 AM |
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DS: Well im off guys! i found this really hot chick. Were getting married soon and were talking about having a family. Shes a bit more experienced than me, shes about 50yrs old! But over here you dont age so my chick will be hot forever while yours are wrinkling away!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!! I would help your war but my girl reckons that our children want a father who isnt war crazed. So she is saying if i fight she will never suck my.... Anyway i gotta go guys. Maybe i'll see you around if you happen to die during this war. Well cya later all my Order friends. Hehehe, Mvass is back here!!! HA, he is getting out of the dead pool! I gotta go get my towel, its whippin time!!! Well cya later!
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted March 01, 2004 07:40 PM |
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RSF has lost all contact with Dragon Slayer. Apparently he left for some reason. He whispers to him and receives no response. The silence is unnerving and he knows not when he would ever find that diamond. He wanders around some more and comes across a room that is messy and extremely dark. As he struggles to see things clearly he trips over a piece of cloth. Under closer inspection, he notices it is similar to the cape that Shadowcaster uses. RSF gets a chill down his spine, realizing that this room is that of Shadowcaster. He was the last person that he saw with the diamond, so it would be a good idea to search here. However the lighting was so poor that he would never find anything.
RSF went into the other room to get some lanterns and torches to light up the room. These light sources were far less effective in Shadowcaster's room. They seemed to dim immediately when he brought them into the room. Although the lights didn't too very much, they were sufficient to search through the room. After a few minutes of searching, RSF could find nothing. He knew that they couldn't possibly be in here. That's when he realized that one corner of the room was completely black. After searching that corner he came upon a small hole at the bottom of the floor behind a nightstand. The cover of darkness was a perfect disguise of this room. Upon entering the room it opened up and his torch glowed dimly in the room. It didn't light up anything. All RSF could see was total darkness. Somehow he knew the diamond was hidden in here, however he could do nothing to find it.
Feeling his way around the floor of the room he circled around only to find the way he entered the room. RSF left the torch in the room and decided to try to bring in as many light sources as possible. It took him a minute or two for him to round up a couple dozen lanterns and torches. The light started to come into the room. He could see faintly. Apparently, Shadowcaster could leave shadows where he wanted, however he couldn't make them impenetrable if he wasn't focusing on it. A few more lantern and the room became visible enough to see the room vaguely. RSF began his search and found a pouch hanging on the ceiling about a foot above his head. How clever! A person blinded by the darkness would either search the floor or directly in front of him. No one would ever reach upwards to find something hanging from the ceiling. RSF cuts the sack down from the ceiling and opens it. He sees a large volcanic rock. It must be the diamond. Not sure that that Shadowcaster would put a fake diamond in the room, RSF continues to search the room and finds nothing. A last check along the walls. Nothing. Positive that he must have the diamond, RSF hurries out of the room and begins putting all the light sources back.
Just as he is about to leave, RSF returns to Shadowcaster's room and takes the cape of his old friend. Although he despises him for killing his wife, RSF still feels remorse for the friend that was so close to him as a child. With mixed feelings about this, RSF decides that he would rather remember his friend the way he was in his adolescent years. His friend died years ago when he killed Shiela. This man that joined the Chaos Party was a different person filled with rage and vengeance. He never knew this man. RSF could but deny that he had murdered his childhood friend. Had he dealt with his emotions within the Chaos Fort, RSF would have broke down into a fit of grief.
RSF rushed to get to the labyrinth. From there he could simply follow the imprinted footsteps left by the dust he had been spreading earlier.
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Go Red Sox!
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Deimos
Known Hero
LHW Paladin
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posted March 02, 2004 12:07 AM |
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As Deimos, Romana, and Silver were running harder than they ever ran before, RSF dashed out of the fort to pursue them. Deimos discovered the well-disguesed entrance, and asked Romana to become RSF to talk to the guard.
Romana: Let us in. We- that is to say, I, have urgent news for Woock.
Guard: Come in.
Romana, Silver, and Deimos stole into the fort, and they glimpsed Woock and Dingo. They seemed to be arguing.
Woock: HOW DARE YOU SEAT IN MY THRONE!?
Dingo: S-sorry, my lord. It shall not happen again.
Woock: YOU ARE ON PROBATION! YOU ARE BEING TREASONOUS!
Dingo: My l-lord, I offer sincire apologies-
Woock: KEEP YOUR APOLOGIES! YOU ARE ON PROBATION! REMEBER THAT!
Romana stepped from under the shadows still disguised as RSF.
Romana: Is this a bad time, your spamminess?
Woock: No, it's all right? What news of the diamond?
Romana: None, milord.
This was the cue for Deimos and Silver to stand out from the shadows to attack. Before they could, however, a crazed Order guard ran into the throneroom.
Guard: M-mightiness, Romana disguised as RedSox is trying to enter the fort. What shall I do?
The Chaos members smiled inwardly, for they knew that the "impostor" was the real thing...
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Let's Have War=Best thread on HC.
By the way, my name is Deimos, not Diemos.
Some people don't have a life. Others spend it on HC- Lord Woock.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted March 02, 2004 12:17 AM |
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RSF walks into the room.
RSF: "I have the diam... Who the hell is that? That person looks just like me. Weird. John, is that you? John! How's it been. I haven't seen you in months! It's good to see my brother again."
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Go Red Sox!
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Deimos
Known Hero
LHW Paladin
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posted March 02, 2004 03:30 AM |
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Romana turned to face RSF.
Romana: Get the impostor!
RSF: John, what-
Order guards swarmed around RSF and captured him.
RSF: John, what gives?
Romana: (to Lord Woock) That's Romana in disguise. (To RSF) Romana! Reveal yourself!
RSF: What the heck are you talking about?!
Lord Woock: We can deal with her later. Now, Redsox, do you have the diamond?
Romana: Diamond? I have lots of diamonds.
She showed her rings and necklaces.
RSF: Yes, Your Majesty, I have the diamond.
He took the rock out.
RSF: Here it is.
From the shadows, a loud snort of laughter is heard, followed by a thump and a loud "Ow!" As Lord Woock looked over there, he noticed Deimos and Silver there. He blinked. How could they be here? I must be hallucinating he thought. He blinked. He saw Deimoses and Silvers all over the room.
Lord Woock: Guards! Release RSF! Get Romana! Get Deimos and Silver!
As the confused guards released Redsox and ran to the illusioned Deimoses and Silvers, Vadskye entered the room.
Vadskye: My lord, all our attempts to connect with Dragon Slayer failed. What?!
Vadskye quickly dispelled the illusions, and the guards ran to the real Deimos and Silver. Suddenly, Shadowcaster entered the room. He threw a dagger at Deimos, making him fall, and then turned to face RSF.
Shadow: You could never kill me, coward.
RSF: You're dead!
Shadow raised his dagger, but before he could throw it, Vadskye muttered something and Shadow disappeared.
Vadskye: That was an illusion.
RSF: That gnome! He's next on my "To Kill" list! Milord, noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
He saw Deimos stand up. While everyone was distracted, he crawled to Lord Woock feet. He put his claws to the God's neck.
Deimos: You do as I say... or he dies.
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Let's Have War=Best thread on HC.
By the way, my name is Deimos, not Diemos.
Some people don't have a life. Others spend it on HC- Lord Woock.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted March 02, 2004 04:56 AM |
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Woock: "Everything is all set. Deimos can do nothing to me."
The Spam God floats to the center of the room and rematerializes.
RSF: "We must get them out of here so we can sacrifice the fire mage's body. Then Woock can summon Spam Golems."
RSF rushes to the center of the room and starts hurling spam at Deimos.
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Go Red Sox!
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted March 02, 2004 10:12 AM |
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Woock, not stopping to summon spam elementals, shouts "Guards! Bind and blind Deimos!". At this command, two guards picked up a spam elemental each and threw them at Deimos - one at the face, one at the legs. "Try scorching those without burning yourself! Ha!"
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Deimos
Known Hero
LHW Paladin
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posted March 02, 2004 02:46 PM |
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Deimos freezes the spam elementals, then dodges them. He draws his claws, and charged at RSF.
RSF: Why me?! *points at Woock* He's the God of Spam!
Deimos: You killed Shadow- You killed Wolfman- die!!!!!
RSF neatly dodged Deimos's claws, but Deimos got something out of his pocket, and threw it. It was a spam grenade. Everything was covered in Spam.
Deimos: Now, you can't see.
A voice from the rubble declared: Is that so?
The spam disappeared.
Lord Woock: You idiot. You think I can't manage my old Spam?
Edited by RSF: Woock does not have these abilities. If you want to change the game, feel free to discuss new ideas in the OOC thread.
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Let's Have War=Best thread on HC.
By the way, my name is Deimos, not Diemos.
Some people don't have a life. Others spend it on HC- Lord Woock.
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted March 11, 2004 04:59 PM |
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Vadskye: "Stop!!!"
Everyone blinks and stares at Vadskye.
Vadskye: "Has it occurred to any of you that we're so evenly matched that we'd all die if we kept fighting?"
Silver: "Ummm... No?"
Vadskye: "How about we both clear out of each other's forts, get some more recruits, and then we can kill each other as much as you like? I'm kinda bored of war myself, so let's take a break for a while, hmm?"
Diemos: "Never!"
Diemos tries to freeze the air around Vadskye. Vadskye responds by summoning a heater. Diemos tries to burn Vadskye, but Vadskye summoms a bathtub.
Vadskye: "Oh, stop that. Truce?"
Everyone except for Diemos grudgingly accepts, and Diemos, seeing that he has no support, eventually decides to call a truce as well. The Chaos army returns to its base and both armies start plotting.
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Knowledge is power...
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Consis
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Of Ruby
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posted March 11, 2004 07:15 PM |
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Edited By: Consis on 11 Mar 2004
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Party At Gnome's Place
Silver: "Well, you're all welcome to attend the party at the deep gnome sanctuary. It's a bit of a trip but it's worth it. We have some lively get-togethers down there and you guys would have blast. I'll be hosting since you're all my company. My magic makes for some killer fun at a party like that. Well, I'm off! See you there."
Everyone looks about and begins to decide whether they should have a party with the others who were just trying to kill them. A few uncertain eyes pass over and then some questioning looks arise.
Silver, a bit down the road, turns and screams, "Did I mention there would be girls for everyone?" With that he turned and ran while screaming, "First one there gets first pic!"
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Roses Are Red And So Am I
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