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Thread: Let's have War This thread is 54 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 10 20 30 40 ... 50 51 52 53 54 · «PREV / NEXT»
Wolfman
Wolfman


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Supreme Hero
Insomniac
posted December 06, 2003 03:42 AM

Did you read the first post, Dingo?

Ok, I'll do it.
gulp
Where are the 10 cans?
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Dingo
Dingo


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Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
posted December 06, 2003 03:50 AM

Quote:
Did you read the first post, Dingo?



I did now.
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Wolfman
Wolfman


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Insomniac
posted December 06, 2003 05:41 AM

He he, Dingo could ba a spam dealer.  
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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


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posted December 06, 2003 06:24 AM

Okay then. Here are the cans of spam.

Gives him 9 cans of the old style spam and then the last one is the new stuff as a trick to try to get a response.
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Wolfman
Wolfman


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Insomniac
posted December 06, 2003 06:40 AM bonus applied.

Accidently takes the one can of new spam first, oops!
Not bad.
resisting urge to gag and throw up

eats the rest with no problem

Tha was a lot of spam!  Did I get the job?
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RedSoxFan3
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posted December 06, 2003 06:52 AM

Sure what special services can you provide? But let me warn you. I can do things really, really fast like handcuff you to a pole. Or poke your eyes out.
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Wolfman
Wolfman


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Insomniac
posted December 06, 2003 07:17 AM

Why, I'm a leader to help you, of course!

Hehe, snicker snicker
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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


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posted December 06, 2003 04:58 PM

Just remember, you try anything funny, you'd better have really thick wrists and you should cover up your eyes.
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Wolfman
Wolfman


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Insomniac
posted December 06, 2003 05:52 PM

You talk as though you think I'm a spy.  Why would you hire someone you think is a spy?  Can't you trust me?

hehe snicker snicker
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RedSoxFan3
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posted December 06, 2003 10:33 PM

I don't trust strangers. In fact there has been a long history here about Chaos Spies coming into our base. Not that I think you are a spy. You seem pretty Order-like to me other than that chaos tattoo, you have there on your left arm.
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Wolfman
Wolfman


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Insomniac
posted December 07, 2003 12:16 AM

Tattoo?  Are you feeling ok?  You seem to be halucinating.
slides sleeve down to cover whole arm
Maybe you should see a doctor.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted December 07, 2003 12:25 AM

He slides up Wolfman's sleeve really quickly. Wolfman's reflexes are no match for RSF. Hey that is a tattoo.
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted December 07, 2003 01:53 PM

Ok then, lessay I am the ghost of the Almighty God of Spam. But since I am dead I can only drift through space and talk to spammers, but cannot be seen nor harmed.




I drift around the world, making every spammer I encounter hear a faint voice saying "Fiiiiiind meeeee a prieeeessssst...", waiting till someone replies to the voices in their heads.
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Wolfman
Wolfman


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Insomniac
posted December 07, 2003 03:16 PM

Alright, alright!  I was in the navy, I didn't want to get a tatoo, but it was just the thing to do.
But enough about that, want to give me a tour of the complex?
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posted December 07, 2003 07:59 PM

All right. We'll be there in while, because we're bringing along several priests and monks to revive the Old God of Spam. We think he will help us in the war against the Chaos party. So it will be about another day before we get there. If it was me, I'd be there in an hour or so.
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted December 07, 2003 09:45 PM

the same faint hissing voice rings in every spammer's ear

"the Almighty God of Sssspam will help the firsssst ssside of the conflict to ressssurrect himmm..."
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Dingo
Dingo


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God of Dark SPAM
posted December 07, 2003 10:27 PM

I am here to assist the Order of SPAM!  I am ready to Slap.

*Arms Hands of Death*
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RedSoxFan3
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posted December 07, 2003 11:28 PM

Ahh! More help to defeat those Chaos people. They don't even have an army organized. We will crush them. Muahhahahaha!

Hello, Dingo. What services can you provide for us??? Ya know special powers, etc.
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Celfious
Celfious


Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
posted December 08, 2003 12:11 AM

I've decided to have a new power
*The power to give new powers*

So, who wants a new power?
I also do immunities from other peoples power.

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Dingo
Dingo


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Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
posted December 08, 2003 12:33 AM

I have my magical hands of Dark SPAM.  These hands when they slap somebody they either kill the person, sent them into a berserk, hynotize them, or give them a red cheek.  Oh, yeah they are Deadly.
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